Official JLA discussion thread - Part 1

[jonathancrane]

I loves you all



True 'dat



I would form my own group of Star Sapphire's called the Sapphic Star Sapphires

There would be lots of space ****ing

This is the most amusing post I have read all weekend.

 

[Mystirious]

We would be fabulous kinky space lesbians

IN SPAAACCEEEEE

 

[Franklin Richards]

and if you don't **** us we release The Predator.

There's no fury like a Sapphire scorned.

 

[Mystirious]

The Predator is that big space dragon that Carol is riding around on isn't it

Yep I'mma steal that from her and ride around space on it

Flying through the universe on my dragon with my lovely space ladies. It will be fun on a bun

 

[hippie_hunter]

There would be lots of space ****ing

It's impossible to have sex in space.

 

[Mystirious]

Buffy and Angel managed to do it though

 

[hippie_hunter]

Buffy and Angel managed to do it though

But Buffy is stupid. So it doesn't count. And impossible.

 

[Mystirious]

Buffy is amazing. That was one of my favouritest tv shows and comics

I bet its possible with a Star Sapphire ring. Don't crush my hopes and dreams hippie_hunter ;_;

 

[hippie_hunter]

Buffy is amazing. That was one of my favouritest tv shows and comics

I bet its possible with a Star Sapphire ring. Don't crush my hopes and dreams hippie_hunter ;_;

In space, it's impossible for a dude to get ready. If you know what I mean.

 

[CConn]

Buffy isn't stupid.

Joss Whedon just doesn't have any talent.

 

[Mystirious]

In space, it's impossible for a dude to get ready. If you know what I mean.

Pfft I'm not going to be having sex with dudes in space

If I was a Star Sapphire I'd be surrounded by sexy ladies in thigh high boots. Why the heck would i waste my time hooking up with dudes

 

[jonathancrane]

Buffy isn't stupid.

Joss Whedon just doesn't have any talent.

Agreed.

In space, it's impossible for a dude to get ready. If you know what I mean.

Sounds like a tagline from the trailer of terrible porno.

I love how this thread went on to become an argument over the practicality of fulfilling fantasies in the realm of comicbookdom. Love it. I mean, if I existed in the DC Universe, I would be in the Legion of Doom, having fun with Poison Ivy with a bottle of House Italian....do we need to explore the applied physics of that?

Seriously, this new tangent is hilarious and depressing at the same time.

 

[Mystirious]

Oh my gosh I am in your siganture

 

[X Knight]

Pfft I'm not going to be having sex with dudes in space

If I was a Star Sapphire I'd be surrounded by sexy ladies in thigh high boots. Why the heck would i waste my time hooking up with dudes

hey.....what's wrong with us guys??

( I am assuming you are a lady....... ).

 

[Franklin Richards]

I'm pretty sure the power of the Predator allows you to boink in space.


And Mysti, I'm pretty sure that roaming around on a large space sex dragon would make you so ravenous that you'd boink man, woman, or transgender.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Pfft I'm not going to be having sex with dudes in space

If I was a Star Sapphire I'd be surrounded by sexy ladies in thigh high boots. Why the heck would i waste my time hooking up with dudes

Because dudes are awesome

 

[Anubis]

Only when they have boobs and sexual identity issues.

 

[Mystirious]

hey.....what's wrong with us guys??

( I am assuming you are a lady....... ).

I am

And nothing wrong with guys. I go both ways so I like men and women. But I prefer women and if I had to choose between the two I'd always choose women

I'm pretty sure the power of the Predator allows you to boink in space.


And Mysti, I'm pretty sure that roaming around on a large space sex dragon would make you so ravenous that you'd boink man, woman, or transgender.

I already do

Though if your transgender your either a man or a woman, whichever gender you've changed your body to be rather than being a third gender

The more you know

 

[Mystirious]

Because dudes are awesome

Some of them are okay

You and most of the DC board dudes have always seemed nice

 

[jonathancrane]

Jeeze, this thread has successfully gone farther off the track than the Wayne Enterprises' monorail carrying the microwave emitter. And personal,too.

 

[Mystirious]

Wait you mean this thread wasn't about whether or not its possible to **** in space

 

[X Knight]

Wait you mean this thread wasn't about whether or not its possible to **** in space

I think it's supposed to be about the JLA.....******* in space......with dragons.......and an evil moon........and a starfish.........

 

[TheCorpulent1]

There will be no starfish. A coalition of marketing gurus has met, conducted extensive focus groups, and come to the conclusion that starfish are no longer cool. Even if they're from space and can control your mind. Modern audiences demand more rock dudes in skirts.

 

[X Knight]

There will be no starfish. A coalition of marketing gurus has met, conducted extensive focus groups, and come to the conclusion that starfish are no longer cool. Even if they're from space and can control your mind. Modern audiences demand more rock dudes in skirts.

what about Ravens?? are they still cool??

 

[SuperFerret]

Nope. But ferrets are in. Big time.