Official JLA discussion thread - Part 1

[Spider-Nerd]

 

[Anubis]

Double Penetration.

Coupled with the content of the video you posted, that's quite a joke. (If it were intentional.)

 

[Spider-Nerd]

Ha, I get it. Awesome.

 

[Mystirious]

This thread is educational

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I wonder what post-reboot Guy is gonna be like now that Hal's the GL d-bag now.

 

[Mystirious]

He will be a well educated Harvard professor who abstains from all forms of alcohol and helps university students achieve their full potential

It will be like Dead Poets Society only with a magic alien ring

 

[Colossal Spoons]

And Kilawog will speak softly and never call anybody a Poozer!

 

[SuperFerret]

Hal's always been a *****e, so Guy will just have to be a bigger one.

 

[Mystirious]

But then John Stewart will be the only non dbag human Lantern

Thats going to give earth a bad name

And Kilawog will speak softly and never call anybody a Poozer!

He'll be shy and quiet

 

[Franklin Richards]

Hal goes to other worlds and bangs their women. They think Earth is the bee's knees.

 

[SuperFerret]

But then John Stewart will be the only non dbag human Lantern

Isn't that already the case?

 

[Mystirious]

And that's why Starro keeps invading the earth

Hal goes to other worlds and bangs their women. They think Earth is the bee's knees.

Dat lusty Green Lantern

 

[HighFivingMF]

Starro keeps coming to Earth because Hal bangs aliens? Poor thing, always gettin' beat up when it just wants a slice of the Jordan.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Aquaman keeps sending him away. It's cool.


Besides Starro doesn't want to get a STD. Those Fear Herpes NEVER go away.

 

[Mystirious]

It just wants his Green Lantern lovin'

 

[Franklin Richards]

He does have the best toys. Anything you and he can imagine.

 

[Mystirious]

The things I could do with a Green Lantern ring

Though I think I'd like being a Star Sapphire best of all. An entire planet of women in pink thigh high boots and sexy outfits

That's my idea of heaven

 

[spiderbob]

I'm pretty sure that's many people's idea of Heaven. Or something relatively similar to it.

 

[X Knight]

this thread has become............

 

[Anubis]

If it weren't for obscene tangents, the Hype wouldn't be worth a damn.

 

[X Knight]

If it weren't for obscene tangents, the Hype wouldn't be worth a damn.

but what about all the witty, intelligent conversations......the passionate, fiery debates.......the priceless LOL captions???

 

[Anubis]

Meaningless!!!

 

[Superman 1265]

God, I love this place. I really do.

 

[X Knight]

Meaningless!!!

but.....what......about......MEOW??

surely......you must care for MEOW??

 

[Mystirious]

God, I love this place. I really do.

I loves you all

If it weren't for obscene tangents, the Hype wouldn't be worth a damn.

True 'dat

I'm pretty sure that's many people's idea of Heaven. Or something relatively similar to it.

I would form my own group of Star Sapphire's called the Sapphic Star Sapphires

There would be lots of space ****ing