Official JLA discussion thread - Part 2

[blksuperman2]

I wish I had a vagina magnet.

 

[SuperFerret]

You might, but it could be the wrong charge. Like repels like and all that. Unless you're bi or something.

 

[Anubis]

Try hitting yourself in the crotch several times as hard as you can. That might reverse the polarity.

Also, film it so we can watch.....you know, for Scientific purposes.

 

[blksuperman2]

lol, I was just playing. I've been happily married for over 14yrs now. I have no such need for this imaginary coochie device.

 

[hippie_hunter]

It's not imaginary.

 

[SuperFerret]

Poppycock! I'm sure there's dozens of non-sexual applications for a vagina magnet. Like... what if you drop your vagina somewhere you can't reach it, a magnet would help you retrieve it.


(As a comic book geek posting on an internet forum, it can be assumed that I don't know what a vagina is, so I'm guessing they're like keys or something.)

 

[blksuperman2]

Well, if you can develop this device then it would surely be the invention of the century. Of course there will be haters who would develop an anti-vagina magnet.

 

[Mystirious]

Try hitting yourself in the crotch several times as hard as you can. That might reverse the polarity.

Also, film it so we can watch.....you know, for Scientific purposes.

SCIENCE!

I wish I had a vagina magnet.

I have one

And the less clothing I wear the stronger it seems to become

Poppycock! I'm sure there's dozens of non-sexual applications for a vagina magnet. Like... what if you drop your vagina somewhere you can't reach it, a magnet would help you retrieve it.

Well its reassuring to know that if I ever lose my Va-Jay-Jay I will be able to retrieve it with the power of magnets

 

[Primal Slayer]

I wish I had a vagina magnet.

I know a person who knows who a person who knows this girl who can get you one. For a small 6 figure fee.

 

[Mystirious]

Or there's always eBay

 

[blksuperman2]

I have one

And the less clothing I wear the stronger it seems to become

Impressive, I'd...um..........love to see this in action.

 

[Tron Bonne]

I don't really understand the problem with Batman being a ****e, if he is. I mean, the character is probably the purest cut from the power fantasy diamond mines. Spraying his seed across the world just fits in with that crap anyway.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It just seems counterintuitive to how he's usually portrayed. The guy's so obsessed with his Batman schtick that he'd forget to eat without Alfred. It just seems weird that he'd frequently stop to score some poon just because.

 

[Anubis]

I don't, they say Napoleon used to just grab a scullery maid every now and then, have his way, then finish planning battle stratagems.

 

[Mystirious]

Impressive, I'd...um..........love to see this in action.

I don't really understand the problem with Batman being a ****e, if he is. I mean, the character is probably the purest cut from the power fantasy diamond mines. Spraying his seed across the world just fits in with that crap anyway.

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That is quite a mental image you have conjured up Tron Bonne

It just seems counterintuitive to how he's usually portrayed. The guy's so obsessed with his Batman schtick that he'd forget to eat without Alfred. It just seems weird that he'd frequently stop to score some poon just because.

I'd be more surprised if he wasn't having wild and crazy bow chicka wow wow all the time given that he hardly seems to know anyone who isnt utterly gorgeous

 

[Tron Bonne]

It just seems counterintuitive to how he's usually portrayed. The guy's so obsessed with his Batman schtick that he'd forget to eat without Alfred. It just seems weird that he'd frequently stop to score some poon just because.

I can see it going either way, really. Maybe the obsession replaces his libido, but it could also just make meaningless sex that much easier since it would keep him detached enough to satisfy sexual urges without the need for companionship.

I mean, really, I don't care that much. I tend to think of Batman like pre-Casino Royale James Bond (movie Bond, anyway) as basically being 99.9% male power fantasy, so that kind of stuff would seem almost natural to me.

 

[hippie_hunter]

It just seems counterintuitive to how he's usually portrayed. The guy's so obsessed with his Batman schtick that he'd forget to eat without Alfred. It just seems weird that he'd frequently stop to score some poon just because.

Exactly!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I can see it going either way, really. Maybe the obsession replaces his libido, but it could also just make meaningless sex that much easier since it would keep him detached enough to satisfy sexual urges without the need for companionship.

I mean, really, I don't care that much. I tend to think of Batman like pre-Casino Royale James Bond (movie Bond, anyway) as basically being 99.9% male power fantasy, so that kind of stuff would seem almost natural to me.

I guess. Maybe I'm just personally uncomfortable with the idea of Batman as a shameless womanizer. Probably has to do with Mask of the Phantasm portraying Bruce in love so well.

 

[Mystirious]

Mask of the Phantasm is still the best Batman movie ever

 

[CConn]

I've never been impressed with it. Even as a child I wasn't too crazy about it.

I think the constant flashbacks in the film combined with SUCH a heavy focus on Bruce's romantic life kinda turned me off.

IMO, the best Batman stories usually focus more on the crime and villains, etc. then utilize Bruce's relationships as successful subplots.

 

[Mystirious]

Ah fair enough

I thought it was a pretty neat origin for Batman and I liked the design of the Phantasm and the story

But I guess it won't be everyone's cup of tea

Was there anything you did like about the movie

 

[CConn]

Oh no, I liked it. Its just missing that "umph" that could make it my favorite.

Obviously, the animation, score, acting, and even story were great. Just not as great as TDK, Batman, or maybe even Under the Red Hood.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Oh no, I liked it. Its just missing that "umph" that could make it my favorite.

Obviously, the animation, score, acting, and even story were great. Just not as great as TDK, Batman, or maybe even Under the Red Hood.

That sounded like a fairly reasonable opinion I simply happened to disagree with until the end there...

 

[CConn]

Watch a single Universal Monster movie and I'll give a damn about what you think.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Those movies look unbelievably terrible.