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Pick-up lines for psychos/creeps/strange people/Hypesters!!!

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If I was a bee, I would pollinate all over you.
 
Hi, I just came over because I smelled you from across the room... you must be fertile.
 
Do you have any black in you? Well would you like some?
 
I will grab you by your throat and ride you like a sturdy goat!
 
That's a nice dress you're wearing. Mind if I join you in it?
 
Hey there, pretty lady...I've been staring at you from a distance while you've interacted with your friends for about 20 minutes now. Mind if I buy you another wet beverage for your mouth?
 
Hi there *sniff her hair deeply for a long time* Hiiiiii.
 
My, my. You're in need of some vegetables. How about a nice hard pickle in your mouth?
 
Do you like movies about gladiators? Ever been in a Turkish prison?
 
"Damn girl, I usually traffic women as sex slaves but I'd keep dat azz fo myself."

"You wanna watch marathons of Dexter and Hannibal in my darkened attic"

"You make me wanna put air holes in my trunk!"

"I bought you a Chris Brown cd...Why don't you listen to it...Now!"
 
My, my. You're in need of some vegetables. How about a nice hard pickle in your mouth?

I thought of one off of this.

Do you like pickles, honey? ;) Cause I'd like to brine you in my pickle barrel at home.
 
"I usually smoke crack but I would love to penetrate yours."
 
"Damn girl, I usually traffic women as sex slaves but I'd keep dat azz fo myself."

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I'll never think of anything that brilliant...
 
Do you like movies about gladiators? Ever been in a Turkish prison?

Have you ever been in the cockpit of a plane before?...have you ever...seen a grown man naked?

:awesome:
 
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Miss, I'd just like to say I can't keep my eyes off of you. Get it? Because I threw my jar of eyes at you? Please stop screaming.
 
Your eyes are very green. That's good. It's the green eyes I need for my experiments...
 
Hey, sexy mama... Wanna kill all humans?

No wait, that was Bender.
 
I'm gonna polish those headlights like a Sears auto technician.
 
I don't have words enough for the things I want to do to you. Fortunately I do have knives enough.
 
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