Pick-up lines for psychos/creeps/strange people/Hypesters!!!

[Schlosser85]

Hey girl, I was bull-riding earlier and thinking of you...

 

[KevanG]

Hello there honey, I was just watching women go by from my box in the alley when I followed you in here...

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

''Nice legs. What time do they open?''

I came this close to expelling a mouthful of porridge at my monitor screen when I read this... t:

 

[<(o_o)>]

Girl, If You were a pie, I would eat you 24/7.

My daughter had been your babysitter for quite a while now, so one night I filled in for her & while she went out with friends, I stayed around & hid a few cameras to secretly capture some visions of your loveliness.

 

[Immortalfire]

"I'd like to take you into the Dark Knight Rises forum."

 

[Sawyer]

"I'd like to take you into the Dark Knight Rises forum."

Whoa whoa..... there's just some lines you shouldn't cross, Immortal.

 

[John Locke]

Anymore at home like you?

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

Not really, no.

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

"You wanna watch marathons of Dexter and Hannibal in my darkened attic"

Going on from this one, I came up with

"Hey sweetheart, want to watch back-to-back episodes of Dexter in my cling-film lined basement? No wait, don't run! I haven't gotten to the best bit yet..."

 

[CapedCrusader14]

Girl if I were a trucker I'd be happy to drive you like a big rig. Fair warning though, it'd probably just be a semi.

 

[MrMaooz]

Hey babe, you like to drive shift?

 

[KevanG]

Hey there baby, what type of porn do you watch?