Bannerless Hulk
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Hee hee...well...sure.
I would like to have a few things in the open. You'll notice I have a built in "out" in my statement.![]()
another Hulk with no personality will bomb at the box office.
So I could, if needed, claim that a successful Hulk film did indeed feature a lead character with a personality.![]()
Ha... the built-in "out." Very clever. But I could see the problems with its definitions or assumptions, if you will, and that's why I didn't explore it further. One must agree that he had no personality and that's a road I'm not going to venture down, I reason.
There is also the problem of defining exactly what "bombing" is. Does the film need to make more than the first movie? Since the first one was considered a disappointment, that sounds fair. But how much more?
Or it could just boil down to it making enough money to warrant a sequel. What do you think?
I am saying I doubt they can do that with a mute Hulk though. It's possible the next Batman movie could be successful and feature a mute Batman with a personality, but that sure makes it harder to do.
Hate to allow money to serve as a "be all, end all" determinant, but if in fact TIH so bombs as critics think (and perhaps hope) it will, then yeah, in about 20 years, I suppose they should come out with an all-new Hulk in which he fully engages in conversation. Otherwise, I just don't see how we can point to Hulk's box office performance and target his ability to articulate (and, hence, his personality or our ability to connect with it) as being a main reason people did not show up in droves to see the movie. It's analogous to pointing to his skin color as being a principal reason why it failed at the box office. You can't prove or conclude anything, unless you do some kind of longitudinal, qualitative analysis of viewers IMO.
The whole first person vs. third person argument that lately has come up? I'm not sure that really matters. The way I see it is he's more a monster than a human being and a monster speaking intelligible words will always carry the quality of being a bit hokey IMO. More for kids and less grounded in reality. I mean, there are those of us who like to believe such things can happen, and whether the Hulk talked in the comics or not, I think fleshing that out in a feature-length film is risky. Certainly would love to see him with more personality, but if the directors and producers say no, then I reason it's not my job to insult their intelligence and say they should or that they're wrong for not.
The painful thing for me is again....one of the most interesting characters in all of comics has never been created onscreen. He, unlike his contemporaries, must be mute? Why...because he's green? CGI? That never hampered Yoda or Gollum...and they've both become cinematic icons.
The mute Hulk...not so much. He's mostly considered a punch-line. (Which enrages me....blood boiling....temper flaring....losing control...) I hate that my favorite comic character is snickered at. Mostly because so few know what he's really like. And Hollywood doesn't have the guts to put him up there and at least give him a chance.
Well, there are reasons people didn't like the first movie, but I insist it didn't have as much to do with him not talking as it had to do with just a very dry script. Did you notice it had almost no humor? Humor! There was nothing for us to laugh at, and for an action movie, this is unacceptable (Readers take note: Like it or hate it, Transformers had LOTS of humor and the movie rocked the box office. That's for those of you who think the box office means anything or everything.) Instead, Ang gave us a lot of angst (no pun intended) and that, to me, is what crushed the movie for those who were crushed by it. But "snickers"?? Can't say I heard any of those and if I did, I would've ignored them.
Hollywood... see, now this raises a slew of issues. Do you want a Hulk that is true to the comics and perhaps fails at the box office (even if he talks) or do you want what Hollywood thinks will make amends for the first Hulk's "failure"? I trust they're doing what they think is right, but you clearly do not... and this gets back to issues I've been discussing with wobbly, namely a lack of faith and/or patronage to the Hulk himself because he's not characterized the way we want. Which, to me, is just sour grapes. Enjoy/appreciate the Hulk for what/who he is. Find some aspect you like and cling to it. Leave the rest to your imagination. Any of these options is better than whining!

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