Question about my girlfriend...

[Darthphere]

okay, I guess I left out some details...


we went to see The Black Dahlia and I got a ***** when Josh Hartnett's naked ass was on screen.

I tried to tell her I wasn't gay, but c'mon, that's freakin' Josh Hartnett.

Too true.

 

[kingman]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?

I think you're name really says it all.... I guess you're "lacking" in certain areas and she just can't get the satisfaction she needs without using a microscope to see what she's doing

 

[THWIP*]

I think you're name really says it all.... I guess you're "lacking" in certain areas and she just can't get the satisfaction she needs without using a microscope to see what she's doing

 

[Darthphere]

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'm boycotting this thread by not using tampons anymore.

 

[Erzengel]

I'm boycotting this thread by not using tampons anymore.

If you do, I plan on pelting you with them.

 

[Superman79]

okay, I guess I left out some details...


we went to see The Black Dahlia and I got a ***** when Josh Hartnett's naked ass was on screen.

I tried to tell her I wasn't gay, but c'mon, that's freakin' Josh Hartnett.

umm...I am honestly at a loss for words here...

 

[Holly Goodhead]

If you do, I plan on pelting you with them.

PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

How crude.

Oh and All star superman.

Be quiet

 

[lordofthenerds]

okay, I guess I left out some details...


we went to see The Black Dahlia and I got a ***** when Josh Hartnett's naked ass was on screen.

I tried to tell her I wasn't gay, but c'mon, that's freakin' Josh Hartnett.

Just tell her you thought Josh Harnett was a woman up until today.

 

[Lackey]

I'm boycotting this thread by not using tampons anymore.

just as well... I'm not holding out any hope for toxic shock syndrome anymore

 

[Lackey]

Just tell her you thought Josh Harnett was a woman up until today.

genius

 

[PenisBook]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?

You could have her lick jelly from your crotch, but she might start to think that she's turning into her mother.

 

[Badger]

PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP!

OK...that just made me vomit in my mouth a little.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

try the post above yours for the mother lode on gross

 

[Hades]

PenisBook[/B]]You could have her lick jelly from your crotch, but she might start to think that she's turning into her mother.

 

[Badger]

try the post above yours for the mother lode on gross

You could have her lick jelly from your crotch, but she might start to think that she's turning into her mother.

*pukes on laptop* Bastards

 

[Holly Goodhead]

thats from Jesus Is Magic

 

[PenisBook]

thats from Jesus Is Magic

Disco.

 

[Lackey]

How does one read a penis book?

 

[Darthphere]

How does one read a penis book?

Carefully.

 

[THWIP*]

How does one read a penis book?

WITH THEIR C**T HANDS.

 

[PenisBook]

How does one read a penis book?

It's over-rated. Wait for the movie.

 

[cryptic name]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?

slap her back and call her a d**e

 

[Ben Urich]

just as well... I'm not holding out any hope for toxic shock syndrome anymore

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