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SelinaAndBruce
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I gave it a four out of ten.
Four for these words:
"I'll get drive thru"
This movie sucked. Call it a lighter Batman movie or whatever but it sucked even to me when I was a kid and I was 11 when it came out I believe. I just remember wondering what happened. Val Kilmer was a wooden Bruce Wayne. I'll never forget that HORRIBLE "I'm Batman!" scene at the circus. Are you kidding me? Or "I have got to get you out of those clothes." So lamely delivered. He may have looked the part but he was sleep walking through the part if you ask me.
And Chase Meridian was just gross. Trying to ****e herself out to Batman at every turn like that was not appealing IMO as a Bat Girlfriend and she had no real chemistry with Bruce either. She was most interesting when she was trying to get it on with Bats, sadly, even when she was putting people's lives in danger to tongue him down but then she gets him all the way to her house and tells him she wants Bruce. Again, lame.
And Robin sucked. And I know Alfred let Vicki Vale into the Bat cave in 1989 but it seems as the series progressed the Bat cave security just got worse and worse! By Batman and Robin Alfred was just saying ***** it and making suits for people he suspected would break in the Batcave (his lame explanation for Batgirl).
Riddler was way over the top. I got the feeling after Joker every person wanted to turn in a Bat villain performance like Nicholson. The problem is Nicholson is the Joker. Riddler can be somewhat over the top but Two Face laughing and hamming it up? NO NO NO!
And the bright Gotham City, the LAME plot for the villains and the Batmobile driving up the wall all added to the suckiness of the movie. O and all the closeups of Batman's ass and crotch and his nipples too.
This movie is at BEST a 5 IMO but I really don't like it and I already explained why it gets a 4, lol
Four for these words:
"I'll get drive thru"
This movie sucked. Call it a lighter Batman movie or whatever but it sucked even to me when I was a kid and I was 11 when it came out I believe. I just remember wondering what happened. Val Kilmer was a wooden Bruce Wayne. I'll never forget that HORRIBLE "I'm Batman!" scene at the circus. Are you kidding me? Or "I have got to get you out of those clothes." So lamely delivered. He may have looked the part but he was sleep walking through the part if you ask me.
And Chase Meridian was just gross. Trying to ****e herself out to Batman at every turn like that was not appealing IMO as a Bat Girlfriend and she had no real chemistry with Bruce either. She was most interesting when she was trying to get it on with Bats, sadly, even when she was putting people's lives in danger to tongue him down but then she gets him all the way to her house and tells him she wants Bruce. Again, lame.
And Robin sucked. And I know Alfred let Vicki Vale into the Bat cave in 1989 but it seems as the series progressed the Bat cave security just got worse and worse! By Batman and Robin Alfred was just saying ***** it and making suits for people he suspected would break in the Batcave (his lame explanation for Batgirl).
Riddler was way over the top. I got the feeling after Joker every person wanted to turn in a Bat villain performance like Nicholson. The problem is Nicholson is the Joker. Riddler can be somewhat over the top but Two Face laughing and hamming it up? NO NO NO!
And the bright Gotham City, the LAME plot for the villains and the Batmobile driving up the wall all added to the suckiness of the movie. O and all the closeups of Batman's ass and crotch and his nipples too.
This movie is at BEST a 5 IMO but I really don't like it and I already explained why it gets a 4, lol