Return of the *Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[Mary Jane Watson]

Okay, honest question, how do let a guy know that I like him? What is the best way to do that without mess up?

 

[Erzengel]

Well, you could just tell him.

But, if you want to be more subtle, you could ask him out.

If you want to be really subtle, you can use body language, the occasional touch to flirt AND hope he's not dumb enough not to pick up on that.

And if you want to be telepathic, you can tell him using your mind.

 

[Mary Jane Watson]

^ Kay, I am not liking anyone at this moment. Just want to prepare if that happened. Thanks.

 

[Spider-Who?]

Okay, honest question, how do let a guy know that I like him? What is the best way to do that without mess up?

Okay, well, your first problem here is worrying about “messing it up”. Unless you were thinking about writing his name in your blood across the side of his house, “messing up” is not something you should worry about. They will either like you, or they won’t. Nothing you can do will likely change it either way, and you don’t want to force or trick someone by being something you’re not into liking your or going on a date. So don’t think about it terms of the “right” or “wrong” way. What ever feels right to you and the situation at hand. Being up front is the best way, IMO. There is no ambiguity and no staying up late at night wondering, “will they return my call? Do they like me, too?”

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I can see the newspaper article that will spin out of this discussion.

Woman Tells Man Exactly How She Feels

After seeking advice on a Superhero Nerd messageboard, female poster Spiderfan24 went up and told an area man that "she liked him". When sought for questioning after suffering what physicians agreed was a mild aneurysm the man had this to say to the press: "I blacked out, I don't know what happened, but this cute young lady told me exactly how she felt about me without trying to be obtuse, or trying to confuse and frusterate me". The attending affirmed that the aneurysm was definitely caused by some sort of mental trauma. "We've seen these kinds of aneurysms before, it's especially common when adults find out they were actually adopted".

The couple have been dating for weeks, and the man said things seem normal now since he no longer understands anything she f***ing talks about.

 

[DV8]

i can see the newspaper article that will spin out of this discussion.

woman tells man exactly how she feels

lol

 

[Anubis]

Ha!

Also, rubbing your butt on his leg works.

 

[Mary Jane Watson]

I can see the newspaper article that will spin out of this discussion.

Woman Tells Man Exactly How She Feels

Wooowww......

Dear Lord, thats why I love SHH.

You are giving me a hard time now.

This is relationship thread, for godsake! Dont MATTER if it was for male or female. Are you blind? This thread is for all people. All people have some stupid question even you too. Yes that was stupid question. I knew that before I even posted that one.

female poster Spiderfan24 went up and told an area man that "she liked him"

Mhmmmmmm, She liked him? BS! I dont like any male at this moment. I told you before. I asked that question b/c I screwed up something like that mannnny time. I know that is the best thing do is go to tell that guy who I like. Honestly, I have a NO confidence when I realllly like that guy and tell him " Hey..umm... I...want to..say...hu?...okay.. I ..I..like you." I did say something like that twice or more time. It was really stupid. I messed up many times. Thats why I ask you that question. It was honest question AND I just want your opinion too.

Ur so funny.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Chillax, it was satirical. You know, a joke.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Mary Jane Watson]

i am feeling like that at this moment

 

[Mary Jane Watson]

Edit- nvm

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Edit: Delete

 

[Mary Jane Watson]

Yeah, I know that was just joke. I cant help myself. IDK why lol

 

[Anita18]

Chillax, it was satirical. You know, a joke.

I found it hilarious because most of the questions on this very thread are about whether a girl likes the guy in question or not. I didn't interpret it as poking fun at spiderfan24 specifically, although it may have been inspiration.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

And of course...she should at least meet him in person first.

We've met. We went to high school together

 

[WillardNation]

I have a ****** dilemma. Whats worse, is that it's a dilemma that almost anybody (including me, if I wasn't the one having it) would call a no-brainer.

There's this girl. We've hooked up quite a few times. She is absolutely in love with me. I know this because she doesn't know the meaning of the term "coming on too strong". The first time we ever hung out she told me it was love at first sight. (Weird, right?)
The dilemma is this: I don't like her. I don't not like her, we just don't have anything in common; whenever we hang out, there is a lot of awkward silence. I'm a pretty witty guy and appreciate someone I can have a good back and forth with and laugh a lot. There is none of that with this girl. She is pretty ****ing dumb, actually. And although she is definitely not someone you would call unattractive, I don't think she is really anything special or overly hot, either.
That being said, the sex is AMAZING. Probably the best I've ever had. Our sexual chemistry is out of this world. Now, I'm not one to date somebody based on sex alone. I would keep her as a booty call (as I have) and nothing else. BUT, this particular girl happens to have parents that own some hotels. So pretty much, the difference between be continuing to struggle financially wise (ie: be broke ALL THE ****ING TIME) and be an instant millionaire and be set for life is me deciding whether or not I can commit to this girl.

*sigh* woe is me......


Edit: Oh, and I guess it wouldn't really be a dilemma if this was the only girl in my life, but there are actually a few other girls I actually DO like and enjoy spending time with. I just don't know if I can possibly give up being with someone that I would actually love and enjoy being with for money.
There's also the fact that I hate not being able to do whatever (and more importantly, WHOEVER) whenever I want.

 

[Bubonic]

Have your cake and eat it too!

You should do the gold digger thing, don't sign a prenup, and take half of all she has and then have any girl you want!

It's awful, but considering women have done it so many times to men it would only go towards reestablishing the balance in the universe.

 

[WillardNation]

I've definitely thought about that as a possibility. Going along with the "she doesn't know the meaning of the term "coming on too strong"", when I was hanging out with her today, she was actually talking about marrying me and having my babies (after she said she didn't believe in marriage and never wants kids). I think she was trying to play it off as a joke, but come on....

I did tell her that it would have to be an open marriage.

 

[Anita18]

Have your cake and eat it too!

You should do the gold digger thing, don't sign a prenup, and take half of all she has and then have any girl you want!

It's awful, but considering women have done it so many times to men it would only go towards reestablishing the balance in the universe.

Her parents will most definitely be making her sign a pre-nup. Not to mention if you take this girl for a ride, you've got some pretty powerful/wealthy in-laws to contend with for the rest of your life. I personally wouldn't recommend it.

The gold-digging women are usually smart enough to not sow their wild oats around their sugar daddy, is what I'm saying.

 

[Bubonic]

I was being a bit of a 'tard.
Did cross my mind that her parents aren't as stupid as her... What is with hotel heiresses being airheads anyways?
Have you gotten your sextape out of the deal yet?

In all seriousness though she sounds like a headcase and a headcase with resources can lead to disastrous consequences, I'd say cut your losses now and bail on her before she becomes the psycho ex-girlfriend or something.

 

[WillardNation]

Well I don't know anything about her mom, other than I met her once and she was really nice, but I know her step-dad isn't even really sure where he is most of the time. Dude is ancient and has one foot in the grave. As the girl herself put it, "it's a total Anna Nicole story".

 

[Bubonic]

Wow.
Well if you can figured out how to put one over on them with minimal losses on your side, go for it.
What would Ron Swanson do?

 

[Anita18]

Well I don't know anything about her mom, other than I met her once and she was really nice, but I know her step-dad isn't even really sure where he is most of the time. Dude is ancient and has one foot in the grave. As the girl herself put it, "it's a total Anna Nicole story".

You have to watch out for the nice mom. I though my bf's mom was really nice but he thinks she's a raging beeyotch. People can be totally different once you get close to them.

Chances are she's got some bite to her if the step-dad is in no shape to be owning hotels.

 

[Bubonic]

Or you guys might end up doing doubles.