Return of the *Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[Anubis]

thanks Anubis . . . she's already emotionally cheating w/ me Lol . . . I can tell that the emotional attachment w/ her BF is weak or nil, and she's craving that connection

Don't mention it. I'm just here to tell people what they wanna hear.

 

[Bubonic]

You and Harls have the same mouth.

 

[Anubis]

Don't tell her that. It's best that she not know how she got the herpes.

 

[Bubonic]

It's nice to share something that last forever!

 

[DV8]

yes, yes I did . . . the first time I didn't know she was married until much later in the relationship . . . I suspected that there was something she wasn't telling me, but I didn't think she was married . . .

the 2nd time I knew perfectly well she was married, but her husband was abusive, controlling, and cheated on her (from what she told me); she left him and cheated on him with me . . . it was a really ugly situation, and I felt horrible for being the catalyst . . . and now she's back with him and pregnant with his baby (LOL!)

 

[DV8]

Don't mention it. I'm just here to tell people what they wanna hear.

that's great, really great . . . put please don't ever, and I mean ever put a little kissy mouth thing after responding to me . . . ever

 

[DV8]

So you've cuckolded before?

yes, yes I did . . . the first time I didn't know she was married until much later in the relationship . . . I suspected that there was something she wasn't telling me, but I didn't think she was married . . .

the 2nd time I knew perfectly well she was married, but her husband was abusive, controlling, and cheated on her (from what she told me); she left him and cheated on him with me . . . it was a really ugly situation, and I felt horrible for being the catalyst . . . and now she's back with him and pregnant with his baby (LOL!)

 

[Bubonic]

yes, yes I did . . . the first time I didn't know she was married until much later in the relationship . . . I suspected that there was something she wasn't telling me, but I didn't think she was married . . .

the 2nd time I knew perfectly well she was married, but her husband was abusive, controlling, and cheated on her (from what she told me); she left him and cheated on him with me . . . it was a really ugly situation, and I felt horrible for being the catalyst . . . and now she's back with him and pregnant with his baby (LOL!)

Hopefully it is his baby.
MAURY MAURY MAURY!

 

[Anubis]

that's great, really great . . . put please don't ever, and I mean ever put a little kissy mouth thing after responding to me . . . ever

Ever, ever?

 

[DV8]

Hopefully it is his baby.
MAURY MAURY MAURY!

I'm just glad it's not mine

 

[DV8]

Ever, ever?

ok just this one last time . . .

 

[Anubis]

 

[WillardNation]

I'm still mad at Willard for doing what he did to the coolest chick he'd ever smush.

Dude, she wasn't THAT cool. And she definitely wasn't the coolest chick I've ever smushed. Plus, even though she was really pretty, she was soft .

 

[WillardNation]

So I just called it off with rich girl. Just couldn't do it. The fact that she is totally bat-**** crazy didn't make the decision too difficult.

 

[ComicChick]

do guys really say smush? i've only heard it on here and it sounds ridiculous

 

[The Squirrel]

I don't even know what that word is.

 

[Anubis]

Is that supposed to be a euphemism for f**king?

Use it in a sentence please.

 

[The Squirrel]

SMUSH YOU!!! (Yeah, I could see it.)

 

[Erzengel]

Smush sounds like something secreted.

 

[The Squirrel]

So how do you continue a conversation if you ask a question, and the other person just responds with the answer and nothing else to go on? (dating site) I would usually just cut ties and move on, but maybe that's why nothing ever seems to move forward.

 

[Hound55]

Well, that is often involved towards the end...

 

[Hound55]

So how do you continue a conversation if you ask a question, and the other person just responds with the answer and nothing else to go on? (dating site) I would usually just cut ties and move on, but maybe that's why nothing ever seems to move forward.

Worst sex phoneline ever...

 

[WillardNation]

do guys really say smush? i've only heard it on here and it sounds ridiculous

It originated on Jersey Shore.

Is that supposed to be a euphemism for f**king?

Use it in a sentence please.

"I picked up this hottie at the bar, brought her back to the house, and smushed."

"I got dibs on the smush room tonight!"

 

[Anubis]

Ah, so it's *****e Bag speak.

 

[WillardNation]

Ah, so it's *****e Bag speak.

Yes, but hilarious *****ebag speak.