So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[arachnid-guy]

I have a story of a similar vein to that. I can't say it here. I can PM it to you, though.

ok then....PM me it!

 

[The Chairman]

So Anthony wanted to **** girls at three?

It was Michelle Pfeiffer. I was a massive fan of Batman Returns when I was little.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Oh...well Michelle Pfeiffer......thats fine

I wanted to **** her when I saw it too

 

[Ronny Shade]

I hadn't even seen Batman Returns until like 4 years ago

 

[The Chairman]

Oh...well Michelle Pfeiffer......thats fine

I wanted to **** her when I saw it too

I don't think any man in her right mind would pass her up.

I hadn't even seen Batman Returns until like 4 years ago

Well, you've always been a little slow, haven't you, Ronny.

 

[Carter]

It was Michelle Pfeiffer. I was a massive fan of Batman Returns when I was little.

Same here.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Well, you've always been a little slow, haven't you, Ronny.

I blame my parents

 

[jaguarr]

I blame my parents

So do we.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

I blame my parents

Why were they related?

 

[Ronny Shade]

not until they got married

 

[Socrates]

Same here.

And same for me too.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

and I totally dry humped this chick.

To set it up. It was at a Panic! At the Disco concert in San Diego, CA. It wass only standing room. It was a lot of fun and crowded.
Well, these like four chicks who were totally wacked out (by the looks of it ectasy, on account of the pacifiers). Well one of these chicks, who was really hot, is standing in front of me. We're packed in their really tight so everyone is really close.
So this chick starts grinding on me and grinding on me. And she was the perfect size so that her ass was right on my package. Well, needless to say, I got excited about this.
I kept getting puched forward onto this girl, and she was cool with it. I'm like "man, this is sweet." but I didn't actually say that, I thought it. By the way we're standing it's like her ass was a cup holder, and I fit in perfectly. The band that was warming up totally sucked ass so I didn't mind (Dresden Dogs, I think.)

It was wonderful, and my frined was so proud. I can't wait to go to another concert, because I want to see just how far I can take this.

Rape much?

 

[Tangled Web]

Rape much?

How is that rape?

 

[JLBats]

How is that rape?

Well, if she WAS on X like you said, her judgement may have been impaired. It's not technically rape, but it's... well, sorta close if you think about it.

 

[roach]

Well, if she WAS on X like you said, her judgement may have been impaired. It's not technically rape, but it's... well, sorta close if you think about it.

yeah if she wanted to press charges she could...it wasnt consentual really

 

[Erzengel]

Maybe next time a guy will start grinding up against him and it'll be so crowded he will have no place to go.

 

[Under The Rose]

Well if you get excited from an ass touching you, wait for you pre-mature ejeculation during your 30 sec session of sex

 

[Tangled Web]

Well then we'd have to call every drunk girl who has sex rape then.


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=2663038

This was the band that was playing as the incident occured.

 

[Under The Rose]

Well then we'd have to call every drunk girl who has sex rape then.


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=2663038

This was the band that was playing as the incident occured.

Oh god i hate that bad, coin operated boy gets on me nerves

 

[Tangled Web]

Oh god i hate that bad, coin operated boy gets on me nerves

I know, that lasted forever.

 

[JLBats]

Actually, I believe if you have sex with an intoxicated woman, they CAN charge you. so it is technically date rape.

 

[The Chairman]

Actually, I believe if you have sex with an intoxicated woman, they CAN charge you. so it is technically date rape.

What he said.

 

[Erzengel]

Actually, I believe if you have sex with an intoxicated woman, they CAN charge you. so it is technically date rape.

Unless it's ass love.

 

[Sabretooth]

Maybe next time a guy will start grinding up against him and it'll be so crowded he will have no place to go.

Disgusting.

 

[Ronny Shade]

It's not sex, though, it's dry-humping. That she instigated.