So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[Darthphere]

What!?

One time in Kindergarten a girl unbuckled my pants, but I think she was just being a *****, because I had a hard time doing it.

Sick.

 

[Ronny Shade]

What!?

One time in Kindergarten a girl unbuckled my pants, but I think she was just being a *****, because I had a hard time redoing it.

when I was in kindergarten I'm fairly sure I found nothing attractive about girls whatsoever

 

[Tangled Web]

Sick.

Interesting post script to that story, I would get in trouble for that. My teachers thought I was doing it myself. I wonder if the teacher ever told my parents about that.

 

[Darthphere]

Interesting post script to that story, I would get in trouble for that. My teachers thought I was doing it myself. I wonder if the teacher ever told my parents about that.

We all had to start sometime.

 

[Tangled Web]

when I was in kindergarten I'm fairly sure I found nothing attractive about girls whatsoever

I didn't start finding an interest in girls until the second grade.

I was playing truth or dare with Paul and I pick truth. He asks what girl I like. I'm like "I don't know, none really." he says "Pick one in ten seconds or you're going to hell!" so I'm panicking. So I said the name of this one girl. Well, this girl happens to have the same last name as I as I and everyone was like "Ahhaha you're married, lolz." ans then after all that brainwashing, I realized she was a little cutie.
My friends would sometimes make me go over to her. And I think that's why I'm afraid of being pushed to talk to woman.

 

[The Chairman]

I didn't start finding an interest in girls until the second grade.

That late?!

 

[Ronny Shade]

I didn't start finding an interest in girls until the second grade.

I was playing truth or dare with Paul and I pick truth. He asks what girl I like. I'm like "I don't know, none really." he says "Pick one in ten seconds or you're going to hell!" so I'm panicking. So I said the name of this one girl. Well, this girl happens to have the same last name as I as I and everyone was like "Ahhaha you're married, lolz." ans then after all that brainwashing, I realized she was a little cutie.
My friends would sometimes make me go over to her. And I think that's why I'm afraid of being pushed to talk to woman.

It was 5th grade for me

 

[Tangled Web]

That late?!

It was 5th grade for Ronny.

 

[The Chairman]

I was like three years old when it happened.

 

[Tangled Web]

I was like three years old when it happened.

What!?!!!

 

[Ronny Shade]

It was 5th grade for Ronny.

That's probably why I'm so ****ed up

 

[The Chairman]

What!?!!!

Everyone is shocked when I tell them. It just came naturally.

 

[Tangled Web]

I can kind of identify, I started touching myslef in like at age five.

 

[The Chairman]

I can kind of identify, I started touching myslef in like at age five.

Four for me.

 

[JLBats]

W... T... F...

 

[Ronny Shade]

I dont even remember being 4 years old

 

[arachnid-guy]

Batman got me naked.



ok it was kind of true. I was watching Batman (the adam west version) when I was about 7 or 8. And this family friend came over with her daughter (the same age as me). While we were watching Batman,(my mum and her mum were in the next room) she told me to do something 'cool'. So, well, we kind of stripped off. And got dressed 5 mins later.




We never talk about it to this day.





Goddamn, that was embarrasing.


'Pow' indeed.

 

[The Chairman]

W... T... F...

I aim to perplex and befuddle you, my friend.

 

[JLBats]

This thread just went gay through the roof.

 

[The Chairman]

Batman got me naked.

I have a story of a similar vein to that. I can't say it here. I can PM it to you, though.

 

[The Chairman]

This thread just went gay through the roof.

In 21 pages. That must be a record.

 

[JLBats]

I have a story of a similar vein to that. I can't say it here. I can PM it to you, though.

Please do so.

 

[Socrates]

It was 5th grade for me

Not until 2nd grade for me.

 

[Carter]

W... T... F...

Almost spit out me Mountain Dew

 

[The Last Meatbag]

So Anthony wanted to **** girls at three?