So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[Prodigy]

wait wait wait... I love Panic! At The Disco... how was the show

 

[Tangled Web]

wait wait wait... I love Panic! At The Disco... how was the show

IT was ****ing badass. Those clowns from the "I write sins..." video were there. It was a great show, they were really good live. I was impressed. Kickass. I didn't really expect it to be as crazy as it was, but it was wild.
I had a great time. Really enjoyed it.

Oh yeah, and that girl but that was during the second opening band mainly.

 

[JLBats]

and I totally dry humped this chick.

To set it up. It was at a Panic! At the Disco concert in San Diego, CA. It wass only standing room. It was a lot of fun and crowded.
Well, these like four chicks who were totally wacked out (by the looks of it ectasy, on account of the pacifiers). Well one of these chicks, who was really hot, is standing in front of me. We're packed in their really tight so everyone is really close.
So this chick starts grinding on me and grinding on me. And she was the perfect size so that her ass was right on my package. Well, needless to say, I got excited about this.
I kept getting puched forward onto this girl, and she was cool with it. I'm like "man, this is sweet." but I didn't actually say that, I thought it. By the way we're standing it's like her ass was a cup holder, and I fit in perfectly. The band that was warming up totally sucked ass so I didn't mind (Dresden Dogs, I think.)

It was wonderful, and my frined was so proud. I can't wait to go to another concert, because I want to see just how far I can take this.

Dude, you ass dry humped at a Panic! at the Disco concert.

 

[Killgore]

Yeah, this girl was really ****ed up. She was like"Oh, this stage is awesome!, this floor, it's awesome! Your shirt is awesome!" That's the impression I got of her.

She turned around to me to say "Woah, how are you dooooing?" and when her friend was like "You're practically screwing this guy." she's like "It's cool. He likes it. You like that don't you? Ohh, he likes to cuddle." Which was indeed true. I did spoon this chick pretty good.

You know the old saying,


spoonin' leads to forkin'.

 

[jaguarr]

LOFL! "...it's like her ass was a cupholder..." Best line of the story. Congratulations on your concert dry-hump, cup-crotch.

jag

 

[Killgore]

wait wait wait... I love Panic! At The Disco... how was the show

Haven't you mods ever heard of closing the god damned thread?"

 

[Tangled Web]

LOFL! "...it's like her ass was a cupholder..." Best line of the story. Congratulations on your concert dry-hump, cup-crotch.

jag

Thank you! Thank you.

I owe a big thank you to Equint. You see, when I found out I was going to the concert I PM'ed Equint and asked it how to get laid at a concert (This was before I found out you can't re-enter.) He gave me some great advice. Yes, I didn't get laid, but I still had that Equint confidence and I didnt miss a beat.

 

[Prodigy]

Haven't you mods ever heard of closing the god damned thread?"

no... it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

 

[Boom]

It was wonderful, and my frined was so proud. I can't wait to go to another concert, because I want to see just how far I can take this.

Next time: rape .

 

[JLBats]

Thank you! Thank you.

I owe a big thank you to Equint. You see, when I found out I was going to the concert I PM'ed Equint and asked it how to get laid at a concert (This was before I found out you can't re-enter.) He gave me some great advice. Yes, I didn't get laid, but I still had that Equint confidence and I didnt miss a beat.

You totally should've put your hands down her pants and got her off

 

[Danalys]

I like it when I go out and meet a girl who I find interesting, witty, charming and ammusing. I also like it when we arrange to meet at later dates and generally enjoy each others company.

loz some people haven't experienced these things tho they need to know what they are like.

 

[Tangled Web]

You totally should've put your hands down her pants and got her off

****, that would have been hot. I'll do that next time.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

So this chick starts grinding on me and grinding on me. And she was the perfect size so that her ass was right on my package. Well, needless to say, I got excited about this.

By the way we're standing it's like her ass was a cup holder, and I fit in perfectly.

My two favorite parts hahahaha.

....... until I read this:

Of course I copped a feel

Spoiler

not just with my hands BUT WITH MY PENIS

.

 

[JLBats]

****, that would have been hot. I'll do that next time.

Yes. You will.

 

[roach]

You totally should've put your hands down her pants and got her off

kids these days dont know about the reach around?????

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

1) don't get excited about rubbing up against a chick in a packed concert, man. Get excited when it leads to conversation and you end up WET-humping her.

2) You are going to get addicted to the idea, it will become the main motivation for going to shows, and at best you are going to get slapped, punched, at worst ejected, or, like the famous Asian concert dry-humper of Seattle (real guy, it was even on the local news with a warning to look out for him, until they finally caught him at a Sleater Kinney show), maybe worse than that.
My prediction, judging from your disturbing thread.

 

[Boom]

and I totally dry humped this chick.

I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"

 

[JLBats]

1) don't get excited about rubbing up against a chick in a packed concert, man. Get excited when it leads to conversation and you end up WET-humping her.

2) You are going to get addicted to the idea, it will become the main motivation for going to shows, and at best you are going to get slapped, punched, at worst ejected, or, like the famous Asian concert dry-humper of Seattle (real guy, it was even on the local news with a warning to look out for him, until they finally caught him at a Sleater Kinney show), maybe worse than that.
My prediction, judging from your disturbing thread.

He's fifteen. These things must be excused.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'd ground him.
Soon he'll be experimenting with wine coolers.

 

[jaguarr]

Next time: rape .

No, no, no. Next time it's his turn to be the "cup holder" for some guy who's going to a concert for the very first time.

jag

 

[Tangled Web]

I don't see myself getting addicted to this. I just know that chicks on ecstasy are cool. It was an out of character move on my part.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

This thread was cooler before I found out we're dealing with 15 year olds. I can't give kids my sister's age advice about the "reach around".

 

[NOFX]

and I totally dry humped this chick.

To set it up. It was at a Panic! At the Disco concert in San Diego, CA. It wass only standing room. It was a lot of fun and crowded.
Well, these like four chicks who were totally wacked out (by the looks of it ectasy, on account of the pacifiers). Well one of these chicks, who was really hot, is standing in front of me. We're packed in their really tight so everyone is really close.
So this chick starts grinding on me and grinding on me. And she was the perfect size so that her ass was right on my package. Well, needless to say, I got excited about this.
I kept getting puched forward onto this girl, and she was cool with it. I'm like "man, this is sweet." but I didn't actually say that, I thought it. By the way we're standing it's like her ass was a cup holder, and I fit in perfectly. The band that was warming up totally sucked ass so I didn't mind (Dresden Dogs, I think.)

It was wonderful, and my frined was so proud. I can't wait to go to another concert, because I want to see just how far I can take this.

Yup, Happens all the time when I go to a Green Day concert! Unfortountly most of the chicks are underage but I dont mind

 

[JLBats]

People should stop ruining the purityand sincerity of his first concert dry hump.

 

[Boom]

This thread was cooler before I found out we're dealing with 15 year olds. I can't give kids my sister's age advice about the "reach around".

Or the "Cupholder Grind" .