So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[Banshee]

um, you're on a forum full of comic book geeks, getting laid is like the holy grail

Speak for yourself, I got laid when I was 15, been getting all kinds of sex ever since and I'm a huge comic geek.

 

[JLBats]

Yup, Happens all the time when I go to a Green Day concert! Unfortountly most of the chicks are underage but I dont mind

Ew, NOFX dry humps underage teenage boys

 

[Tangled Web]

This thread was cooler before I found out we're dealing with 15 year olds. I can't give kids my sister's age advice about the "reach around".

I'll be 16 soon. Plus, I'm an old soul, like Marty from Beautiful Girls. Though I'm damn skippy that she never ****ing clothes ****ed strung out chicks.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

2 weeks no TV for cup-dick.
Jail for NOFX.

 

[NOFX]

Ew, NOFX dry humps underage teenage boys

Little girls not little boys

 

[NOFX]

2 weeks no TV for cup-dick.
Jail for NOFX.

No evidence, I kept it in my pants, all the more reason to keep doing it!!!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'll be 16 soon. Plus, I'm an old soul, like Marty from Beautiful Girls. Though I'm damn skippy that she never ****ing clothes ****ed strung out chicks.

I think 15 year old girls are annoying enough. I can't imagine them on E. At least you got your rub on.

 

[JLBats]

2 weeks no TV for cup-dick.

If he has a father, said father will probably be proud.

Jail for NOFX.

This, we can all agree with.

 

[JLBats]

Little girls not little boys

Um, ew?

 

[jaguarr]

Boom gets a Kabillion Space Bucks (redeemable in the Lounge Gift Shop) for inventing the term "Cupholder Grind".

jag

 

[Boom]

and I totally dry humped this chick.

To set it up. It was at a Panic! At the Disco concert in San Diego, CA. It wass only standing room. It was a lot of fun and crowded.
Well, these like four chicks who were totally wacked out (by the looks of it ectasy, on account of the pacifiers). Well one of these chicks, who was really hot, is standing in front of me. We're packed in their really tight so everyone is really close.
So this chick starts grinding on me and grinding on me. And she was the perfect size so that her ass was right on my package. Well, needless to say, I got excited about this.
I kept getting puched forward onto this girl, and she was cool with it. I'm like "man, this is sweet." but I didn't actually say that, I thought it. By the way we're standing it's like her ass was a cup holder, and I fit in perfectly. The band that was warming up totally sucked ass so I didn't mind (Dresden Dogs, I think.)

It was wonderful, and my frined was so proud. I can't wait to go to another concert, because I want to see just how far I can take this.

[Tangled Web]"Everytime we touch, I get this feeling! And everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly! Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last! Need you by my side! 'Cause everytime we touch, I feel ecstatic! And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky! Can't you hear my heart beat slow? I can't let you go! Want you in my life!"[/Tangled Web]

 

[JLBats]

This thread was so pure in intent, and it lead to the discovery that NOFX is a pedophile.

Irony.

 

[Tangled Web]

If he has a father, said father will probably be proud.

I'm not telling my Dad. It would be too awkward. "Hey Dad, guess what I did."

 

[JLBats]

I'm not telling my Dad. It would be too awkward. "Hey Dad, guess what I did."

He'd probably be like "Well, Timmy, we've gotta get you tested for the clap, but after that how about Ice Cream and a solemn handshake?"

 

[Boom]

I'm not telling my Dad. It would be too awkward. "Hey Dad, guess what I did."

Are you kidding me? He'd probably buy you a beer.

 

[lordofthenerds]

BWAHAHAHAHAH! Wasn't that akward at all though?

 

[jaguarr]

No evidence, I kept it in my pants, all the more reason to keep doing it!!!

Dude, that's creepy as f**k.

jag

 

[Tangled Web]

Maybe, but it would just be weird for him to think of me in that way. Plus, what if it got to my Mom, she wouldn't like what I did.

 

[Boom]

No evidence, I kept it in my pants, all the more reason to keep doing it!!!

No, not . The complete opposite of . More like , combined with , with two ; WAY down.

 

[Mr. Thing]

Little girls not little boys

I can't believe you put a cool smiley next to this...

 

[Tangled Web]

BWAHAHAHAHAH! Wasn't that akward at all though?

What the clothed coital? No. I mean, only for a little bit, but like I said, I fit in pretty well.

 

[NOFX]

No, not . The complete opposite of . More like , combined with , with two ; WAY down.

relax dude I was just joking. But I do try to find legal girls at Green day concerts but they so are hard to find these days

 

[JLBats]

Maybe, but it would just be weird for him to think of me in that way. Plus, what if it got to my Mom, she wouldn't like what I did.

So tell him to keep it on the down low.

 

[NOFX]

I can't believe you put a cool smiley next to this...

You guys take things too seriously, again I was just joking.

 

[arachnid-guy]

Wow...I salute you.

I wanna dry hump a hot chick!

And I shall, soooooooonnnnnnnnn.

I hope.