So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[Kevin]

Of course I copped a feel

Spoiler

not just with my hands BUT WITH MY PENIS

.

lol. This is still my favorite post ever. TW, you're kool in my book.

 

[Caliber]

and I totally dry humped this chick.

To set it up. It was at a Panic! At the Disco concert in San Diego, CA. It wass only standing room. It was a lot of fun and crowded.
Well, these like four chicks who were totally wacked out (by the looks of it ectasy, on account of the pacifiers). Well one of these chicks, who was really hot, is standing in front of me. We're packed in their really tight so everyone is really close.
So this chick starts grinding on me and grinding on me. And she was the perfect size so that her ass was right on my package. Well, needless to say, I got excited about this.
I kept getting puched forward onto this girl, and she was cool with it. I'm like "man, this is sweet." but I didn't actually say that, I thought it. By the way we're standing it's like her ass was a cup holder, and I fit in perfectly. The band that was warming up totally sucked ass so I didn't mind (Dresden Dogs, I think.)

It was wonderful, and my frined was so proud. I can't wait to go to another concert, because I want to see just how far I can take this.

Congrats, you should have talked to her.

 

[jimmy]

Ha, try it at a metal show next time.

 

[Halcohol]

Panic at the Disco need to die horrible deaths.

 

[jimmy]

Okay, you started it.

 

[Halcohol]

Seriously. I'm thinking their plane crashes into Good Charlotte's. That'd be justice, don't you think?

 

[jimmy]

Oh, for sure!

Tangled Web is gonna kill us now.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Lmfao for people bumping this. up:

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Seriously. I'm thinking their plane crashes into Good Charlotte's. That'd be justice, don't you think?

and crashing into Fall out Boy and My Chemical Romance's pads.

 

[jimmy]

I thought you left?

 

[chamber-music]

It was a panic at the disco gig. How old where these girls 10?

 

[PWN3R]

Panic at the Disco need to die horrible deaths.

I believe in Halcohol.

 

[Tangled Web]

Yeah, my adhere to Panic! has certainly gone down.

 

[The Chairman]

Yeah, my adhere to Panic! has certainly gone down.

You must have a legit reason as to why it was ever "up". PATD always sucked.

(As a sidenote: love the avvy).

 

[JLBats]

You must have a legit reason as to why it was ever "up".

Geeeee-ZUS, man.

In a thread like THIS, did you really have to toss that kind of joke fodder to the sharks?

Here, just to outrun everybody else:

I'm pretty sure it was "up" because a stoned out girl was grinding against it. Ba-ZoINnNgG

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Geeeee-ZUS, man.

In a thread like THIS, did you really have to toss that kind of joke fodder to the sharks?

Here, just to outrun everybody else:

I'm pretty sure it was "up" because a stoned out girl was grinding against it. Ba-ZoINnNgG

It's the Hype, you know better. Although I don't think that the double entendre in ANTHONYNASTI's post was intentional.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I ****ing hate Panic (exclamation point) at the disco


I want them to be mauled by bears...no thats too manly of a death



I want them to drown in a kiddie pool...

 

[jimmy]

I'd just send Dexter Morgan after them.

 

[The Chairman]

The "up" joke was unintentional.

 

[zanos]

Yeah, this girl was really ****ed up. She was like"Oh, this stage is awesome!, this floor, it's awesome! Your shirt is awesome!" That's the impression I got of her.

She turned around to me to say "Woah, how are you dooooing?" and when her friend was like "You're practically screwing this guy." she's like "It's cool. He likes it. You like that don't you? Ohh, he likes to cuddle." Which was indeed true. I did spoon this chick pretty good.

Good for you, bud. Most women run from me

 

[mightiest_mortal]

I'd just send Dexter Morgan after them.

ROFL

Dexters my Idol

 

[StorminNorman]

I am soo glad this thread got bumped.

 

[jimmy]

Dexter FTW!

 

[Wicked]

I just read this entire thread.

I do not regret it.

 

[Master Chief]

I can't imagine him dry humping after seeing his picture, lol.