So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[The Chairman]

Meh, I've gone to school dances....and I've slow danced....

I've never slow danced at school dances.

Because almost all of the girls there are ugmos.

 

[JLBats]

The facial expressions were like she was in a state of ecstasy. (In, not on, well she was on it so...)

How long did it last?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

your mother is a period....she's my period?

WTF????

It also means ****e

 

[JLBats]

I've never slow danced at school dances.

Because almost all of the girls there are ugmos.

I've slow danced quite a bit.

What's odd is that all the girls I'm not interested in are the ones who grind their crotches.

Sadness.

 

[Mr. Credible]

i guess i'd just assumed that most of the people here were older...


... i learned a valuable lesson here tonight.

 

[The Chairman]

I've slow danced quite a bit.

What's odd is that all the girls I'm not interested in are the ones who grind their crotches.

Sadness.

The irony is delicious.

 

[JLBats]

i guess i'd just assumed that most of the people here were older...


... i learned a valuable lesson here tonight.

Most of the people in this thread right now are teenagers

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I've never slow danced at school dances.

Because almost all of the girls there are ugmos.

I hide in the bathrooms when the ugmos ask me to dance

 

[The Chairman]

Most of the people in this thread right now are teenagers

"Teenage Wasteland!
This thread is Teenage Wasteland!
Teenage Wasteland!
It's only Teenage Wasteland!
They're all wasted!"


















As I said, I'm very tired.

 

[JLBats]

I hide in the bathrooms when the ugmos ask me to dance

I used to dance with the hottest girl in school a lot.

Too bad high school made her a ******.

 

[The Chairman]

I hide in the bathrooms when the ugmos ask me to dance

I never have to worry, because no one ever asks me to dance.

 

[JLBats]

I never have to worry, because no one ever asks me to dance.

*slow rolling tear*

 

[Tangled Web]

How long did it last?

What, the dry sex? The whole set, pretty much.

 

[JLBats]

What, the dry sex? The whole set, pretty much.

And you never asploded?

 

[The Chairman]

*slow rolling tear*

* sadly oggles extensive collection of Johansson, Portman, Knightley & Cuthbert (among others) pics *

 

[Tangled Web]

And you never asploded?

I didn't ***. I have a system.

 

[JLBats]

I didn't ***. I have a system.

 

[pyromaniac]

What are the chances you'll 'grow' beyond the current mindset you have now, TW?

And that goes for all others, too?

 

[JLBats]

What are the chances you'll 'grow' beyond the current mindset you have now, TW?

And that goes for all others, too?

What are the chances you'll grow beyond your current mindset, Morality Master?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I used to dance with the hottest girl in school a lot.

Too bad high school made her a ******.

amen bruvva

 

[Tangled Web]

What are the chances you'll 'grow' beyond the current mindset you have now, TW?

And that goes for all others, too?

What would that mindset be?

 

[The Chairman]

What are the chances you'll 'grow' beyond the current mindset you have now, TW?

And that goes for all others, too?

Shut up.

 

[JLBats]

So, what was the first sexual experience of everyone here?

That oughta get the ball rolling.

 

[Tangled Web]

So, what was the first sexual experience of everyone here?

That oughta get the ball rolling.

What would you consider a sexual experience?

 

[JLBats]

What would you consider a sexual experience?

Touching and rubbing