Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

PETER: "Don't you love just lying here and staring at the stars."
MJ: "Oh, yes, I'm looking at a star all right...."

PETER: "I love you...."
MJ: "I love you too...."
PETER: "Let's -"

GREEN GOBLIN: "Spider-Man and MJ, sitting in a web! K-I-S-S-I-N- "

PETER: "Oh, just SHUT UP!!!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

Hey, weren´t you the mechanic from Wings?

Oh, for the love of God, not that again! I´ve worked on a million things since that! I was nominated for an Oscar, did ya know?!

Oh okay, sorry. I was more into Kramer from Seinfeld anyway.

Gee, can´t please that guy...

 

[SpideyFan914]

DR. CONNORS: "And so, class, according to the laws of physics, when you stare into any sort of mirror - a window for example - light rays reflect off of it and bounce back towards, thus showing you an exact image as though you were staring from the side - it replicates shape, proportional size, and color."

SPIDER-MAN: "Yeah.... Right...."

 

[Panthro]

Hey, weren´t you the mechanic from Wings?

Oh, for the love of God, not that again! I´ve worked on a million things since that! I was nominated for an Oscar, did ya know?!

Oh okay, sorry. I was more into Kramer from Seinfeld anyway.

Gee, can´t please that guy...

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

DR. CONNORS: "And so, class, according to the laws of physics, when you stare into any sort of mirror - a window for example - light rays reflect off of it and bounce back towards, thus showing you an exact image as though you were staring from the side - it replicates shape, proportional size, and color."

SPIDER-MAN: "Yeah.... Right...."

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "So am I gonna end up fighting myself in a junkyard like Superman did in his 3rd movie?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool ones, Spideyfan, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

RED SPIDER-MAN: Woonder twiins... Activate!
BLACK SPIDER-MAN: shut up.

 

[3dman27]

spidey "something tells me i should stick to basics costume wise"

 

[Oscorp]

Black Spider-Man: OK so let's see who's the best Spidey around. The first who drops loses.
Red Spider-Man: Sure!
Black Spider-Man: ...and will eventually die by the fall. I hope you won't back out now.
Red Spider-Man: Why would I? There's a floor just below me. I'm inside, you know.
Black Spider-Man: ...

 

[SpideyFan914]

SPIDER-MAN: "I don't get it, why do they I look so different? I look exactly the same as I always do.... Why are they defying my sense of perception? This is making me feel awfully emo...."

 

[Oscorp]

BLACK SPIDEY: What are you looking at? Never read the Clone Saga?

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff all around!

 

[Panthro]

MJ: "So how did you escape?"
PETER: "I shot him with a tiny revolver I keep near my balls."
MJ: "You keep a revolver near your balls?"
PETER: "Homophobes never check there."

 

[Spider-Kid]

Venom: FOX actually gained Reputation for censoring the 90's Spidey show, you know!
Sandman: Reputation my ass, you're the one who had cancer in the comics!
Venom: Shut the f**k up!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Venom: I oughta break a broomhandle off in your ass!

 

[Spider-Kid]

MJ: "So how did you escape?"
PETER: "I shot him with a tiny revolver I keep near my balls."
MJ: "You keep a revolver near your balls?"
PETER: "Homophobes never check there."

Hehehehe!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spidey: It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and im all out of gum.

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe!

Thanks!

Have you kissed a red head today?

FELICIA HARDY: "Downplay my sex appeal & replace it with wholesome prettiness? What's wrong with you animators?! I'm supposed to be the goddamn Black Cat! I'm one of the sexiest characters ever featured in comics! You can't replace my sex appeal with wholesome prettiness, that's a crime against the fans!"

Later that day-

BLACK CAT: "Ah, that's better. Back to my old, sexy self again."
SPIDER-MAN: "I kinda liked your other character design better."
BLACK CAT: "Oh go emo jazz dance down the street."

SPIDER-MAN: "Are you having fun up there Venom?"
VENOM: "No, we are not having fun up here!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Well we're gonna keep doing this until you start referring to yourself as 'I' instead of 'we'!"

VENOM: "We think not!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Damn it, I hate it when he gets the upper hand!"
VENOM: "You mean you hate it when *we* get the upper hand!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Shut up!"

BLACK CAT: "It's a 112 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing spandex."
SPIDER-MAN: "Hit it."

 

[kedrell]

Black Cat: "What's that tiny thing poking me in the butt?"
Spider-Man: "Uh...it's the seatbelt buckle, yeah that's it. The seatbelt buckle."
Black Cat: "My bike doesn't have seatbelts."

 

[3dman27]

"

burn rubber baby

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spidey: How DARE you compare me to Jake Gyllenhaal!
Venom: It was just a joke!
Spidey: You know whats a joke? The Incredible Hulk's box office preformance!
Venom: Oh please, don't be such a hypocrite! You watched that movie with me 6 times!
Spidey: That was then, you son of a *****!

 

[Spider-Kid]

thanks!

have you kissed a red head today?

felicia hardy: "downplay my sex appeal & replace it with wholesome prettiness? What's wrong with you animators?! I'm supposed to be the goddamn black cat! I'm one of the sexiest characters ever featured in comics! You can't replace my sex appeal with wholesome prettiness, that's a crime against the fans!"

later that day-

black cat: "ah, that's better. Back to my old, sexy self again."
spider-man: "i kinda liked your other character design better."
black cat: "oh go emo jazz dance down the street."

spider-man: "are you having fun up there venom?"
venom: "no, we are not having fun up here!"
spider-man: "well we're gonna keep doing this until you start referring to yourself as 'i' instead of 'we'!"

venom: "we think not!"
spider-man: "damn it, i hate it when he gets the upper hand!"
venom: "you mean you hate it when *we* get the upper hand!"
spider-man: "shut up!"

lol!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Spider-kid!

Black Cat: "What's that tiny thing poking me in the butt?"
Spider-Man: "Uh...it's the seatbelt buckle, yeah that's it. The seatbelt buckle."
Black Cat: "My bike doesn't have seatbelts."