State Your Opinion on A Character - Part 1

[BLACKVULCAN]

naw the real Toyman came back and said that it was one of his Life model decoys gone wrong Corp. oh brotherrrrr!... like when did he get life model decoys ??the "oh.it was my robot version ploy." Mannnnn! get outta here! Damn i wish i had a life model decoy then when i dont pay alimony. I can blame it on him!!

* note Bv doesnt pay alimony that was a joke. she took all my pants anyway hehe

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, in fairness, it does kind of make sense for a guy obsessed with toys to make a life-sized toy version of himself. Not really sure if that's creepier than the fact that the toy Toyman turned out to be a pedo, but whatever.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

A kid loving /kid killing robot!?!?somethings are just tooo bizzaro to let pass(kinda like Leifield being a great artist )and that was one of em!

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

i hate double posting, but in honor of his Highness the great Lord Anubis, the Ayatollah of umm Death-olla!!
ZOD!!
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[Spider-Aziz]

I like Toyman, but which version is this one?

 

[Kurosawa]

Winslow Schott, the original. This Toyman: (the skinny one)

Is Jack Nimball, Toyman II (or actually Toyman III as there was an Earth-One and Earth-Two Winslow Schott Toyman) He was murdered by Schott.

I like both of them fine, the original with the pogo stick is particularly amusing.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I have that story, still haven't read it

 

[Anubis]

That's it for Toy Man

Spoiler

There will be no hands up my ass thank you very much.

The Green Lantern Power Ring

 

[Mystirious]

I want one

Having the power to create anything I can imagine

I can think of all sorts of fun things to do with that

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Awesome when creators choose to use it awesomely. Boring when they just have people shoot energy blasts with it.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Next to thors hammer and caps shield one of the greatest comic weapons ever created and IT ROCKS! I so need one so I can create angelina jolie in princess leia slave girl outfit and get kicked out the corp for using it for personal "ahem"statisfaction!hehe!

 

[Mystirious]

Awesome when creators choose to use it awesomely. Boring when they just have people shoot energy blasts with it.

I would like to see a Green Lantern beat a villain by creating a giant emerald Easter bunny who pelts the villain with willpower energy eggs

 

[Panthro]

I would like to see a Green Lantern beat a villain by creating a giant emerald Easter bunny who pelts the villain with willpower energy eggs

I'm pretty sure that has happened at one point or another.

 

[Anubis]

I remember Kyle beat the crap outta somebody with 2 giant Sumo babies.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Awesome weapon, but very inconsistent. Sometimes, it shoots real bullets which makes no sense.

 

[Anubis]

Well, that's just a crappy colorist.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

It shot real bullets in the movie. Hal made that turret thing

 

[Anubis]

You are aware that Movies don't count, right?

Especially s**t movies.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

It was just the most recent example I could think of. Vath Sarn does it in the comics all the time.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Don't guns usually fire bullet constructs in the comics? The constructs go by the ringbearer's mental image, and most people picture guns firing bullets. I don't see where the mystery is.

 

[Anubis]

I had a dream that I had a ring that enabled me to rewrite reality within a 10 square ft radius. Once it left that radius, it ceased to exist. So, I created a thing that creates things for real. Like, if I wanted a robot hooker that can make killer sammichs, I'd create a machine that creates a robot hooker that can make killer sammichs, that way I don't gotta get up and follow her into the kitchen to make my sammich.

So......I guess he created a gun that creates real bullets and shoots them.

That's gotta be worth a no-prize.......man I want a robot hooker that can make killer sammichs.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

What if your kitchen is more than 10 feet away from you at any given time? Do you make a new kitchen that's closer (and has sammich materials)? Your 10 feet would get a bit cramped pretty quick...

 

[Anubis]

I had a dream that I had a ring that enabled me to rewrite reality within a 10 square ft radius. Once it left that radius, it ceased to exist. So, I created a thing that creates things for real. Like, if I wanted a robot hooker that can make killer sammichs, I'd create a machine that creates a robot hooker that can make killer sammichs, that way I don't gotta get up and follow her into the kitchen to make my sammich.

So......I guess he created a gun that creates real bullets and shoots them.

That's gotta be worth a no-prize.......man I want a robot hooker that can make killer sammichs.

Read it again knowing what you know about Wanda.

I mean read it again.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, then why did you need to create a machine to create your robot hooker? Why not just cut out the middle robot and go straight to the hooker?

 

[Anubis]

Cuz real hookers don't have vibrating robo wangs.