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The biggest problem with 'Lois & Clark' was the extremely mushy, extremely repetitive crap that became incessant when those two crazy kids finally found their way into each other's hearts.

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Herr Logan said:
The biggest problem with 'Lois & Clark' was the extremely mushy, extremely repetitive crap that became incessant when those two crazy kids finally found their way into each other's hearts.

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Ahhh... the old Moonlighting problem.

Of course, it's thinking like that which leads to Quesada's vendetta against Peter and Mary-Jane's marriage. So I guess it's just a no-win situation.
 
Zev said:
Ahhh... the old Moonlighting problem.

Of course, it's thinking like that which leads to Quesada's vendetta against Peter and Mary-Jane's marriage. So I guess it's just a no-win situation.

No, being against cheesy writing does not equal being against a marriage. If people can't write a couple decently, then they shouldn't be writing them, period.

I wasn't crazy about the Peter/MJ marriage once I'd read a good deal of pre-marriage stories, either. That doesn't mean I'd break them up or kill MJ, though. At this point, if I actually wanted to respect the character of Spider-Man (which is something they haven't done for years), I would never try to get rid of her under the impression that Peter would get over it. He wouldn't. At this point, it really, really doesn't matter. There is no real Spider-Man anymore, so it's completely irrelevant what they do with his marriage.

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What, we still have the real Spider-Man! Just because his secret identity is public, he wears a new suit, he has stingers and organic webbing, he has a mystical origin, and he occasionally smooches the identical daughter of the woman he used to love and his arch-enemy doesn't mean he...

Okay, yeah, I got nothing. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure that someday Marvel will have to give us back Spider-Man. This whole "Spider-Man Electric Blue" thing will pass and we'll all just agree to never, ever talk about it again, just like that whole Clone thing and the Black Cat being raped.

I think the problem isn't that people can't write marriage (or committed relationships, for that matter) good, it's that they're so afraid to even try that they sabotage it all the time. Batman and Catwoman are making eyes at each other, oops, she was brainwashed so it doesn't count! Dick Grayson just proposed to Barbara Gordon... and they broke up off-panel. Stephanie Brown and Tim Drake are dating... well, she's dead now, our boy's a swinging bachelor again. Wally West and Linda Park are happy together... now they've both been absorbed into the Speed Force and swinging bachelor Bart Allen is the Flash (and don't ask what happened to his girlfriend, Carol, because she abruptly disappeared in a downright Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxyesque manner). Ralph and Sue Dibny are a happily married couple... d'oh, she got raped and murdered while preggers. And don't get started on Wonder Woman, she's never been on a date in her life.

I realize it's a lot to ask, but could the comic book industry at least try giving the people what they want instead of always putting off the "they will" of "will they or won't they?" Because this industrywide commitmentphobia has got to go.

P.S. Could someone please explain to me why, if people would prefer stories of Spider-Man being single SO MUCH, do stories where he's happily married sell better than stories about other heroes that are single? I mean, if people care SO MUCH about his marital status...
 
Herr Logan said:
There's a lot of fuss over Superman's less than heroic performance in 'Superman Returns' when Lex and the gang are beating the ever-loving sh1t out of Superman on the New Kryptonian island. Apologists try to defend it by saying Superman was weak from the Kyrtonite. Funny how he seemed well enough to lift an entire Kryptonite island up to the edge of the atmosphere, while a shard was still lodged in his torso. I don't buy that the suns nurturing rays made him able to do all that when he couldn't defend himself against a group of thugs earlier, before he had a piece of it in his body. Yeah, Kryptonite weakens and hurts him, but that only means a God damn thing if you've got a heavy hitter going after him. At least that's the impression I got from the completely improbable (in context) things he did while beaten, touching Kryptonite and housing a jagged shard in his own body. They were incredibly inconsistent, and there's no excuse for it.

Can't agree here completely. I think it made sense in the context. The boost from the sun, and his own determination made him able to lift the island. If a mother can lift a car off her child from pure adrenaline, then I believe what I saw was possible.

In any case, I'll be back with my ideas at another time. Good day Herr. ;)
 
The Sage said:
Can't agree here completely. I think it made sense in the context. The boost from the sun, and his own determination made him able to lift the island. If a mother can lift a car off her child from pure adrenaline, then I believe what I saw was possible.

In any case, I'll be back with my ideas at another time. Good day Herr. ;)

Also be back with some significant criticisms of 'Superman Returns,' as that's the trade-off for disputing someone else's criticism as stated in the rules.

I've had some trolls in the other Safe Haven threads, so that's why I have to be strict about the rules for everyone. It's nothing personal, you understand.

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I guess there are some who think Superman Returns was a debacle. So, with that, I was thinking why not go the animated way for a Superman film franchise. IMO, the way to go about making animated franchise would be to take some notes from Superman: TAS.
 
Bullseye said:
I guess there are some who think Superman Returns was a debacle. So, with that, I was thinking why not go the animated way for a Superman film franchise. IMO, the way to go about making animated franchise would be to take some notes from Superman: TAS.

I'd be fine with an animated Superman movie, if written, animated, directed, etc. right. I'd be fine with animated versions of any of these classic superhero characters if done right.

However, there's no reason they couldn't do a proper live action Superman movie. The technology is there, the talent is out there, and all it takes is a director and writing team that care more about the characters than their own egos and whims and a good special effects budget and crew to make it happen. As for actors, if the casting director does their job properly, the actor will look perfect for the role, and if the director and writers do their jobs properly, he/she will behave exactly how he/she should. If the costume creator does their job correctly, then Superman will have a red cape, a BIG :super: that covers the chest and makes the actor look impressive, and shorts that look like Chris Reeve's and not like a swimmer's bikini briefs, with a beltline that doesn't sink low and make the actor look skinny and lanky.

I personally wasn't too impressed with Superman: TAS except for the episodes with Darkseid, but a lot of real Superman fans thought it did it justice and I have no particular complaints, so I'm all for using that as a strong reference point. There are a few key episodes of 'Justice League' that get me jazzed up about Superman as well.


What I really want to see is a live action World's Finest movie, with proper actors playing the roles of Superman (as in, not Brandon Routh) and Batman and proper costuming. By having them in the same world, it would force the writers to try to keep the characters grounded in what they truly are in the comics. All the time I see ignorant, anti-source material people basically saying that they don't want to see a Batman in his own movie that could co-exist with Superman, with all this "grounded in reality" nonsense. There's a middle ground, and anyone with an imagination can see it. In both a Batman franchise and a Superman franchise, the prospect of a team-up should be kept in mind, if only to keep the writers from straying too far into their own little self-gratifying paradigms when "reimagining" the characters.


Thanks for posting, Bullseye. :up:

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symbioitemaster said:
new here, can some-one tell me how to apply a avatar. please and thank-you.

This is the wrong God damn forum for this issue. I get so few posts in this thread and get hopeful every time I see someone actually has posted, so yeah, it pisses me off when I see something like this.

Apparently you need 300 posts before you can upload an avatar now. When you get there, go here.

If you want to post in this thread, read the rules and comply. Welcome to the God damn Hype.

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Herr Logan said:
I'd be fine with an animated Superman movie, if written, animated, directed, etc. right. I'd be fine with animated versions of any of these classic superhero characters if done right.

However, there's no reason they couldn't do a proper live action Superman movie. The technology is there, the talent is out there, and all it takes is a director and writing team that care more about the characters than their own egos and whims and a good special effects budget and crew to make it happen. As for actors, if the casting director does their job properly, the actor will look perfect for the role, and if the director and writers do their jobs properly, he/she will behave exactly how he/she should. If the costume creator does their job correctly, then Superman will have a red cape, a BIG :super: that covers the chest and makes the actor look impressive, and shorts that look like Chris Reeve's and not like a swimmer's bikini briefs, with a beltline that doesn't sink low and make the actor look skinny and lanky.

I absolutely concur with the idea of Superman having a big 'S.' Mainly, the 'S' of Alex Ross' Superman.

Herr Logan said:
I personally wasn't too impressed with Superman: TAS except for the episodes with Darkseid, but a lot of real Superman fans thought it did it justice and I have no particular complaints, so I'm all for using that as a strong reference point. There are a few key episodes of 'Justice League' that get me jazzed up about Superman as well.


What I really want to see is a live action World's Finest movie, with proper actors playing the roles of Superman (as in, not Brandon Routh) and Batman and proper costuming. By having them in the same world, it would force the writers to try to keep the characters grounded in what they truly are in the comics. All the time I see ignorant, anti-source material people basically saying that they don't want to see a Batman in his own movie that could co-exist with Superman, with all this "grounded in reality" nonsense. There's a middle ground, and anyone with an imagination can see it. In both a Batman franchise and a Superman franchise, the prospect of a team-up should be kept in mind, if only to keep the writers from straying too far into their own little self-gratifying paradigms when "reimagining" the characters.

I thought Sandy Collora took a step in the right direction with his World's Finest short film. Something to that degree would be just fine for me.

Herr Logan said:
Thanks for posting, Bullseye. :up:

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I think the size Jim Lee or Curt Swan drew the emblem is the perfect size IMO. Alex Ross' emblem never felt that appealing to me.
 
I feel that Alex Ross' depiction of Superman is iconic and I would hope that the next time around the filmaker of a Superman film will adapt Ross' Superman to the big screen.

In your opinion Herr Logan, who is the ideal actor for Superman?
 
Bullseye said:
I feel that Alex Ross' depiction of Superman is iconic and I would hope that the next time around the filmaker of a Superman film will adapt Ross' Superman to the big screen.

If not the precise look of Superman (I do think Ross' version looks just slightly too old for a "present" story, rather than a 'Kingdom Come' type storyline), then at least get the same sense of majesty and greatness you get from Ross' paintings. But yeah, you've definitely got the right idea.

In your opinion Herr Logan, who is the ideal actor for Superman?

I honestly don't know. I just know he has to look unequivocally like Superman has traditionally looked. That includes being tall, broad, muscled like a Roman gladiator and looking like a man, preferably in his mid-thirties (unless it's another "beginning" story and he's fresh out of college or something).

Anyone with enough acting experience to be cast in any movie but isn't being cast based on raw sex appeal, nepotism (who your relatives are) or cronyism (who your friends are) and who fits the above description. This precludes Tom Welling and Brandon Routh.

To tell you the truth, I think that, of the candidates that were being considered, I probably would have voted for Brendan Fraser. He has the look, no longer looks like a teenager or college-age guy, and I know he can act well when the script is decent.



I don't know what plot I'd write for an ideal and faithful Superman movie, but I know for sure that I would be far more reserved with this than with the other properties in terms of adding layers and straddling the line between versimilitude and pure fantasy. I'll freely admit to being open to a certain degree of change for most of the other superhero properties I've considered-- not nearly as open as the seeming majority of forum users here are, but open enough to change certain major events (leaving out the first and final parts of the X-Men's Phoenix Saga) and some major costumes (the original X-Men's, Wolverine's) a little bit when I think it's a better fit for a movie's timeframe and aesthetic medium. I've chosen to emphasize certain elements of certain characters in various properties that haven't been explored much in TV and movie adaptations. That wouldn't be true for Superman, at least as far as his personality/psychology, early history or physical appearance.

There would be absolutely no "signature" changes to the costume, for one thing. After seeing the movie or spoiler pics, nobody would refer to the costume used as the "Herr Logan suit" as one might refer to the 'Superman Returns' costume as the "Singer suit" or "Routh suit." It's simply a matter of picking the best and most recognizable version of the classic design and not trying to sex it up or darken it up. It would be bright, bold and iconic, not a dark burgundy cloak and a skimpy bikini. Some people think that costume is "dated" or "cheesy." Those people can go **** themselves if they think that's any reason to change it. Newsflash, people: Superman is "dated" and "cheesy," so either accept him as he is or don't talk about what you want to see in a Superman movie.

There would be no Earth-shattering changes or additions to the mythos. No new love interests, no completely out-of-character actions (leaving the Earth for 5 years on a whim when he still had business to take care of), and absolutely no God damn Superbabies! I'd be okay with moving forward from current continuity (whatever that is... I don't read Superman regularly... hell, I haven't read any comics in months), but not if it takes it in a ridiculous direction laden with shock value. I basically wouldn't do anything, as a director, producer or writer, that would make me stand out much as far as Superman filmmakers go. This isn't a place to mess around and $hit on great American icons to stroke your own ego... it's Superman, God damn it. If you think he's boring the way he is in the comics, find another superhero movie to make, because there's no excuse for messing with this.

Well, perhaps it would be note-worthy for me to go back to Superman's thematic roots and portray him as someone who is not entirely beloved by or loving of the local and federal governments. Superman was a wish fulfillment fantasy laden with undertones of social commentary. Green Arrow is certainly a more blatant example, but Superman was also a figure who stepped in and served and protected people who weren't being protected or served by those charged with that duty.
I'm not sure how I'd do this, and I'd certainly be careful not to make him come off like Frank Miller's Batman-- a fed-up, no-nonsense revolutionary who'd sooner see the system crash altogether than to change his methods at the law's command-- but this is a theme I could see myself attempting that hasn't been attempted in a movie yet. I'd be just as comfortable with having Superman be the government's sweetheart and even a deputized member of the Metropolis Police Department. Just know that if I portrayed Superman as a person who acts when others will not act and commits acts of rebellion against legal institutions (i.e. doesn't stop fighting crime when told to, resists arrest, physically alters a piece of the environment to help people when there's a legal injunction against anyone doing it), it wouldn't be to make Superman "gritty," "dark" or more "realistic." It would be simply to explore an aspect of Superman's metafictional origins (what he did early on and what that represented for real life). He'd be just as personable and civil as he's always been, even when addressing armed police or military out to shoot him, and he wouldn't be any more violent than he is in the animated series (which is plenty violent enough, even by my action-hungry standards). I might possibly portray Metropolis and the world at large as a grittier place than in previous Superman movies, but that would only serve to make Superman even more "pure," which is fine by me.

Superman is often seen as "too perfect." Screw that. If you can't think of a way to make a decent, interesting story that involves a mostly-perfect character that's nigh-invulnerable and has more superpowers than you can count on one hand, then you aren't creative enough, or you aren't interested enough in the subject matter involved in superhero fiction. The way I see it, if there has to be a "moral of the story" in a Superman movie, it should be that humans need to learn to take a risk, swallow their pride and accept help from people-- even strangers-- occasionally when they're in need. I could just as easily make a story that says the exact opposite, using different characters, and I might agree with that one more, but since the former is a perfectly valid moral for a superhero story and is occasionally true, I'm fine with it.
The moral could go for Superman as well, and he could reveal his true identity to Lois (without subsequently delivering an "amnesia kiss," therefore taking a huge risk.

Again, I don't know what the plot would be, but it would have plenty of action, that's for damn sure. It was called "Action Comics," so don't anybody dare give me any crap about how a faithful adaptation would just be a series of "boring fights." Superman is an action hero, not the star of a "chick flick." Bryan Singer actually said, proudly and self-satisfied, in exact words, that 'Superman Returns' was his "first chick flick."
**** Bryan Singer. Serious, **** him and his repulsively overblown and misbegotten ego.



Thanks for posting, Bullseye. Got me thinking about this subject again after a long time of not doing so. :up:

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In my opinion, Superman is one of the more tougher characters to cast. I also have a tough time deciding who would be a superb choice to be cast as Daredevil. I'm sure there are others, but those two are tough to figure out as far as casting goes.

I got some idea of how I would Superman to look after I watched World's Finest and Grayson. Both of those fan films had a Superman with a broad and strong physique.

Adding loads and loads of action into the film would be phenomenal.

For the plot of the film, I would like to see Jeph Loeb write a Superman film. IMO, Loeb's greatest works are when he writes Kryptonians and The Batman. So, I think he could deliver a solid script for a Superman film.
 
hey herr logan,

I was disappointed in SR. Shortly after the movie came out, I created a thread detailing my ideas of an Origin/Restart movie using some of the better scenes/elements from SR.

If you'd like, check it out here:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246373

I hope you like it, as I think it fits with the theme of this thread.
 
super-bats said:
hey herr logan,

I was disappointed in SR. Shortly after the movie came out, I created a thread detailing my ideas of an Origin/Restart movie using some of the better scenes/elements from SR.

If you'd like, check it out here:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246373

I hope you like it, as I think it fits with the theme of this thread.

Welcome to the Haven, super-bats. :up:

I think the treatment/synopsis you posted is great. I agree with some of the posters in that thread with regard to Lex Luthor growing up in Smallville. I do acknowledge that there's a Pre-Crisis basis for Lex and Clark being friends back in the day, but I'm wary of that particular plot aspect. I'm also absolutely against anything that resembles the abominable TV series 'Smallville' more than it needs to. My preferred version of Lex Luthor is the one who had his parents killed for their insurance money when he was 14. On 'Smallville,' that was Lionel Luthor, but in the comics, Lex was the one who did it, and that's what I want to see. By having Luthor be that kind of murderous, ruthless bastard, you could very well use him as a sole supervillain of the movie. Clark's chosen profession as a journalist should reflect his dedication to the truth (even though he's a habitual liar when it comes to his true origins and activities as an extralegal, volunteer crimefighter), and picking up on Lois Lane's mission of exposing Luthor as the corrupt gangster that he is (as opposed to the magnanimous philanthropist people think he is) is a good way to lead in from Clark setting up his situation in the world to Superman making life-long enemies.
I'm also perfectly amenable to having General Zod or another superpowered criminal. The plot you came up with is plenty workable as far as I'm concerned, but I'd prefer Lex Luthor not having been friends with Clark.
I think you've got the right idea about what was appropriate and what wasn't in 'Superman Returns,' and how to make a better product after witnessing Singer's unfortunate attempt at a Superman movie.

I definitely agree that the emphasis should be placed on the Kents with regard to which parents steered Clark in the direction of being Superman. I'm also in favor of not going with Mario Puzo's Christ allegory anymore than absolutely necessary, which means not having Superman disappear for 12 years training with his father's disembodied presence. I'm all for having the Fortress of Solitude and Jor-El's holographic recordings/simulations, but I want him to have gone to college and had some real journalism experience before securing a prominent spot in the Daily Planet's city room. I'm thinking it could be shown and/or told that he split his time between college/work and the Fortress for several years, preparing to be a successful citizen of the Earth while in the U.S. and learning about his own history, physiology and abilities while in the Arctic.

I really like the idea of having Darkseid in a Superman movie. I would definitely have the Apokalips characters tie into Intergang, thus allowing a smooth and cinematic (high-tech gangsters and extremely powerful alien warlords... how can you beat that?) build-up from what concerns the newswriters of Metropolis to what concerns entire galaxies of intelligent life. I personally would not have General Zod working for Darkseid in any direct capacity. If Darkseid was keeping an eye on Zod's activities and that's the lead-in, then fine, but Darkseid has enough of his own goons and I think Zod should have his own ambitions apart from anything that's going down on Apokalips.


Thank you very much for posting here and sharing your ideas, super-bats. :up:

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thanks herr logan. I'm glad you liked it.

as for Lex growing up in Smallville and knowing Clark......well, you could always replace that with a different scenario.

For example, you can have Lex growing up in the Suicide Slums part of Metropolis.......killing his parents for insurance money......rising to power......and becoming the evil corporate tycoon he is now.

This would also make Lex more of a direct product of Metropolis, and it's why Lex views Metropolis as HIS city. So, when Superman shows up and starts "stealing" the public's affection and attention, Lex would have an even stronger hatred for Supes.
 

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