Survivor: One World

[Sawyer]

Is it wrong that I am laughing that Colton's surgery is painful? It's like karma in action. The only way it could get better is if Probst brought out Naonka and let every castaway punch her in the face.

Also, I don't think that Kat knows what "touche," means.

Awful as she was, she gets a semi-pass from me just for the fact that she made me laugh on occasion. Colton is just utterly despicable. And not in a funny way.

 

[Matt]

Then again, it being an individual game could change things in her favor. I'd want to be sitting next to Alicia in the finals because she can't win. The only problem with that is, this isn't a Phillip Shepard or Brandon Hantz type of player. Alicia seems to fancy herself a strategic mastermind of sorts. She isn't the type of player you can just carry to the finals. SHe'll make moves. That is what makes me think she isn't long for the game (though Tarzan seems to be putting quite the target on his back).

 

[Matt]

Awful as she was, she gets a semi-pass from me just for the fact that she made me laugh on occasion. Colton is just utterly despicable. And not in a funny way.

I know you're on the west coast feed, but he reaches new lows tonight before his departure. His treatment of Christina is sickening. And even as she comforts him while he is in pain, he makes fun of her to the camera. He really is just vile.

 

[Sawyer]

I know you're on the west coast feed, but he reaches new lows tonight before his departure. His treatment of Christina is sickening. And even as she comforts him while he is in pain, he makes fun of her to the camera. He really is just vile.

Oh, I'm sure. I wasn't defending him. I'm just saying that Naonka seems to be the lesser of two evils, when Colton is involved.

 

[Matt]

Oh, I'm sure. I wasn't defending him. I'm just saying that Naonka seems to be the lesser of two evils, when Colton is involved.

Yeah, I know. I'm just saying, you've not seen anything yet.

 

[PemLam]

Fantastic that Colton is gone, unfortunately the merge ruined the chance to see Alicia go next. If the previews for next week's episode are true, then Tarzan paints a huge target on his back as well. This is a win win...no Colton, Alicia on the outs, Tarzan with a target on him...it's like it's my birthday twice in one year.

 

[steintym]

Wow, so much going on tonight.

I'm so glad that Colton is gone (and most likely experiencing extreme pain). I am a little disappointed that he's not gone through a blindside, though (the pain he is experiencing is a nice substitute).

I knew Alcia was evil, but boy did she hit new lows. She really showed her true character when she thought she was sitting pretty. Can't wait to see that ***** go soon.

Something is wrong with Kat, there is nothing between her two ears. I love that she's trying to figure out how not to get her appendix hurt. She's a complete dumbass.

 

[Harry_Lime02]

I wanted Colton out too, but that was a pretty unsatisfying way for it to come to an end. I mean, it almost validates his gameplay now, the fact that he was still on top of the game when he got pulled.

Merge should be interesting, I don't know if it will save Christina though.

 

[PemLam]

If Tarzan does go against the men than the girls, if they were smart, could use him to eliminate one of the other guys. Once they have the numbers advantage, they could start to pick off the bigger male threats and then get rid of Christina (which has been planned for a while) when her elimination wouldn't affect the overall numbers.

I'm just sorry the merge ruined the chance to see the two biggest *****e canoe's of this season in Colton and Alicia get removed in two straight weeks.

 

[Matt]

I don't think that Christina will go back to the women so it is a moot point. Plus there is the Jay/Troyzan/Kim alliance. I don't see it becoming men vs. women at this point and I think that they will probably vote out Tarzan because he is making himself an easy target. Keeps strategy out of the equation for a week, keeps players from having to take risks, etc.

 

[Matt]

Also, does anyone else wonder where the **** these "teachers," on Survivor are from? Naonka was a P.E. teacher, which I can get. P.E. teachers are supposed to be mean and belittle the fat kids. That's part of the harsh reality of growing up. But Alicia....the ***** is a special needs teacher. She works with mentally challenged kids! Who in their right mind would want their mentally challenged child in her care?!?!

 

[PemLam]

I can somewhat see the nastiness in the teachers. All day long they are putting up with other people's kids, who in today's world have serious entitlement issues. Coming onto Survivor allows them to vent their frustrations in another direction. That being said, almost every special needs child I know has a heart of gold...so I don't see how working with them could drive someone to be like Alicia. I just think she's a ***** regardless.

 

[Wyrminarrd]

Glad to see Colton leave the show and early enough to not make the jury

It will be interesting to see how things shake out, it's hard to really believe that someone would knowingly put himself in the position to get voted out be giving another alliance the numbers but we've seen stranger things before on this show.

I think things will turn into men vs. women simply because old habits have a way to resurface and both sides will be afraid that the other one is going to form an alliance which means that they themselves must form an alliance or be voted out one by one.

 

[Sawyer]

Colton made me miss Lil' Hantz.

Good ****ing riddance.

 

[Iron_Stark]

Glad to see Colton finally go! Too bad it wasn't from a vote, but I'll take it.

Its not wrong of me to ne laughing at his pain is it?

 

[Lone]

Colton and Alicia's treatment of Christina was just plain evil. I only wish his appendix burst before they could haul his racist ass away. I also hope people punch him in the face when they see him on the street.

I hope Alicia loses her job after this because she's a black hearted ***** and I wouldn't want someone like that looking after special needs children.

Honestly, I'm rooting for the girls with the exception of Alicia simply because none of the men had the balls to step up and shut Colton down for the way he talked to Bill in camp and at tribal. Too bad Matt wasn't around 'cause that mofo don't play around.

 

[kvz5]

Honestly, I'm rooting for the girls with the exception of Alicia simply because none of the men had the balls to step up and shut Colton down for the way he talked to Bill in camp and at tribal. Too bad Matt wasn't around 'cause that mofo don't play around.

I agree. I know it's a game but not stepping up is just as bad. It's frustrating how the men were letting Colton and Alicia say those things. Even in the confessionals, none of them even voiced how wrong they thought it was. That's just pathetic.

 

[Matt]

Jonas acknowledged how they were acting in confessional but did nothing about it, which makes him worst of all, IMO. I'm not surprised though. These are the people who let Colton completely degrade and humiliate Bill and still decided to vote him out.

 

[steintym]

Quite the collection of misfits they've gathered this season. It is interesting, though.

 

[Sawyer]

Like I said, this seems more like a Big Brother cast than a Survivor cast..... which is to say: this cast is absolute trash, for the most part.

 

[Dugath]

I just do not understand the people on this season.

They seem to be all little "kittens". I do not see how no one ever gained up and voted Colton off. So what if he has the Idle. If he does not know he is getting blind sided it does not matter. Glad he is gone though, as I have never wanted to hit my tv before.

It just seems like the guys this season have no nut sacks. No one seems to want to make any sort of move.

The only guy who seemed to have a set was the first guy who got voted off.

Also I want my eye candy Christina to stay as long as possible

If Christina is voted off before Alicia I will be pretty sad that I am forced to continue to see Alicia and her cottage cheese legs and rear.

 

[Matt]

I love how the two most useless players in the game are arguing over a strategy and alliance that doesn't seem to exist.

Also, is it me or is Tarzan racist against Asian people? He's told both Asian players, "I don't like you! I've never liked you!"

And WTF happened to the effin "Russell rule?" There was NO indication as to the location of the idol yet Troyzan found it after searching two trees. Every idol in this game has been found with no clue. What the hell? Russell rule my ass. That said, Troyzan seems like he could be one of the more interesting players, so I am kind of okay with him having it. Plus if he and Kim are allied, it could add an interesting nuance late in the game if they wipe out Manono and both have idols.

 

[Matt]

"I swear, it's not poop!"

Most bizarre Survivor conversation ever.

 

[Trigger]

lol, I really hope that was just dirt....

I love how the two most useless players in the game are arguing over a strategy and alliance that doesn't seem to exist.

Also, is it me or is Tarzan racist against Asian people. He's told both Asian players, "I don't like you! I've never liked you!"

And WTF happened to the effin "Russell rule?" There was NO indication as to the location of the idol yet Troyzan found it after searching two trees. Every idol in this game has been found with no clue. What the hell? Russell rule my ass. That said, Troyzan seems like he could be one of the more interesting players, so I am kind of okay with him having it. Plus if he and Kim are allied, it could add an interesting nuance late in the game if they wipe out Manono and both have idols.

Could be a coincidence. Though I also recall him erupting at that earlier tribal with Colton when race came up.

 

[Matt]

He was ridiculously sensitive to the race card being played. I teeter between liking Tarzan and being incredibly annoyed by him. At times he is the funny, quirky old guy. At other times he is just a nut. He is kind of like this game's Phillip Shepard.

Jonas: "Sorry man, no hard feelings."

Tarzan: "Hard feelings to you."

Wow....