The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

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    Judge: I understand that a member of the Wayne family is here today. Does he have anything to say?

    Bruce: ... I have to return some videotapes.
     
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    Rachael: Dawson?
    Batman: No, it's Batman...
    Rachael: Where are you taking me?
    Batman: I'm taking you back to the Creek to drown your a$$....
    Rachael: Everything is upside down weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
     
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    Joker (calling Batman)- Hello mister Dark Knight...


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    Batman: Hello?


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    Joker (giggling)- Your mom sucks on dirty cutips and stuffs pork up her face! (hangs up)


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    Batman: Damnit! That was the fifth time this week!
     
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    LMAO
     
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    "I'm Batman... and I'm an alcoholic with a fondness for tranquilizers."
     
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    Batman's special technique ''THE HAIR PULL''
     
  8. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Bruce: Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, and I´m a sex addict.
    Chick staring at him: Hellooo, you can be addicted to me all year long, honey...
     
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    Batman: It's a toupee! I'm certain of it!
     
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    Batman: Stop moving while I spit in your mouth.
     
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    Batman: Quit hittin' yourself! Quit hittin' yourself! Quit hittin' yourself!
     
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    Batman: Hmm. The only clues I can find are these bells, a Robin's egg, and the wheel from the Batmobile. Strange.
    Superman: Hey! Isn't that the Joker? He's getting away!



    Superman: And what is that smell?
     
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    Alfred: Are you sure this is the right thing to do sir?
    thomas wayne: Yes I'm sure, we must tie my son down and beat him. And Bruce if anyone asks what happend what do you say?

    Bruce: I fell down the old well....*cries*
     
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    The pic didn't post.
     
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    Should be up now.
     
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    Bruce: So thats where I put my pet Snake!!!
     
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    Chucky don't have crap on the jokemister...
     
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    Rachel: What is it Batman? Give it to me straight.

    Batman: This child has pooped himself.
     
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    Rachel: Uh Batman your hand is getting a little close to his ass...
     
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    Bruce: I'm Batman...
    Judge: Get this drunk out of here.
     
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    Alfred: "I really do hate spiders..."
     
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    "Hello Batsy old buddy, I can tell you who's stealing your water."



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    "Tell me you sick maniac!"

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    "Only if you promise to stop seeing Meg Griffin, and give me a shot with her."


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    "Shoot! Oh, A-alright."
     
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    Bruce:"That green lamp, so pretty, c-can't stop looking at it."
     
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    "Everytime Master Bruce gets drunk he wants me to whack him in the shins with a baseball bat."
     
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