The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[That-Guy]

Judge: I understand that a member of the Wayne family is here today. Does he have anything to say?

Bruce: ... I have to return some videotapes.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Rachael: Dawson?
Batman: No, it's Batman...
Rachael: Where are you taking me?
Batman: I'm taking you back to the Creek to drown your a$$....
Rachael: Everything is upside down weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

 

[lordofthenerds]

Joker (calling Batman)- Hello mister Dark Knight...

Batman: Hello?

Joker (giggling)- Your mom sucks on dirty cutips and stuffs pork up her face! (hangs up)

Batman: Damnit! That was the fifth time this week!

 

[That-Guy]

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

LMAO

 

[Carnotaur3]

"I'm Batman... and I'm an alcoholic with a fondness for tranquilizers."

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Batman's special technique ''THE HAIR PULL''

 

[ultimatefan]

Bruce: Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, and I´m a sex addict.
Chick staring at him: Hellooo, you can be addicted to me all year long, honey...

 

[That-Guy]

Batman: It's a toupee! I'm certain of it!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Batman: Stop moving while I spit in your mouth.

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: Quit hittin' yourself! Quit hittin' yourself! Quit hittin' yourself!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Batman: Quit hittin' yourself! Quit hittin' yourself! Quit hittin' yourself!

LMAO

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: Hmm. The only clues I can find are these bells, a Robin's egg, and the wheel from the Batmobile. Strange.
Superman: Hey! Isn't that the Joker? He's getting away!



Superman: And what is that smell?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

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Alfred: Are you sure this is the right thing to do sir?
thomas wayne: Yes I'm sure, we must tie my son down and beat him. And Bruce if anyone asks what happend what do you say?

Bruce: I fell down the old well....*cries*

 

[Hotwire]

Alfred: Are you sure this is the right thing to do sir?
thomas wayne: Yes I'm sure, we must tie my son down and beat him. And Bruce if anyone asks what happend what do you say?

Bruce: I fell down the old well....*cries*

The pic didn't post.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

The pic didn't post.

Should be up now.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Bruce: So thats where I put my pet Snake!!!

 

[saint sinner x]

Chucky don't have crap on the jokemister...

 

[antmanx68]

Rachel: What is it Batman? Give it to me straight.

Batman: This child has pooped himself.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Rachel: Uh Batman your hand is getting a little close to his ass...

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Bruce: I'm Batman...
Judge: Get this drunk out of here.

 

[Mr. Superhero]

Alfred: "I really do hate spiders..."

 

[Morgoth]

"Hello Batsy old buddy, I can tell you who's stealing your water."

"Tell me you sick maniac!"

"Only if you promise to stop seeing Meg Griffin, and give me a shot with her."

"Shoot! Oh, A-alright."

 

[Morgoth]

Bruce:"That green lamp, so pretty, c-can't stop looking at it."

 

[Morgoth]

"Everytime Master Bruce gets drunk he wants me to whack him in the shins with a baseball bat."