The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Harley_Quinnuk]

Robin: Awww Batman I forgot your bat nipple suit for this movie.

Batman: THATS ALL THAT NOLAN WAS MISSING!

 

[CelticPredator]

Joker: And I thought...My jokes were bad.

Batman: I pooed.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Batman: I am the ultimate badass!

 

[kedrell]

Clooney-man: "My nipples look like milk-duds!"

 

[Panthro]

fixed it.thank you for noticing my mistake

like the race card joke, the don't polute joke, and the suck **** joke, and let's fac it, panthro Batman slapping Robin looks hillarious to some people and kinda reminds me of this:

I know, I just thought it worked for that particular picture.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I'm not just a superheroic vigilante, I'm also a doctor."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehhe

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Okay, you hated the movie, you hate this suit, but admit it to yourself, my face was perfect for the comics Batman look in the mask!

 

[Gallagher]

Clooney does have one awesome Bat-chin.

 

[ultimatefan]

DEPP: Not that I´m shamelessly lobbying for a role or anything, but wouldn´t it be great to use Mad Hatter in the next Batman movie?

 

[Milu]

Steve Buscemi's still my candidate for Mad Hatter .

 

[ultimatefan]

^Cool. I just thought the promo pic would make a funny caption.

 

[DX]

DEPP: Not that I´m shamelessly lobbying for a role or anything, but wouldn´t it be great to use Mad Hatter in the next Batman movie?

That's not shameless lobbying at all.

DEPP: "Stop saying this picture makes me look like Elijah Wood!"

 

[Panthro]

That's not shameless lobbying at all.

DEPP: "Stop saying this picture makes me look like Elijah Wood!"

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

DEPP: Not that I´m shamelessly lobbying for a role or anything, but wouldn´t it be great to use Mad Hatter in the next Batman movie?

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Okay, you hated the movie, you hate this suit, but admit it to yourself, my face was perfect for the comics Batman look in the mask!

 

[Panthro]

Now some "Fanboys" in reverse -

BATMAN: "Nobody calls Captain James T. Kirk a biotch! nobody!"

And this is "Fanboys" not in reverse -

BATMAN: "Captain Picard is not gay! He's British!"

^I can use that, right? That's a gag from a film.

WEST-BATMAN: "This is what I did at my audition for the Faun in Pan's Labyrinth."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro, DX! Great stuff too!

 

[kedrell]

Now some "Fanboys" in reverse -

BATMAN: "Nobody calls Captain James T. Kirk a biotch! nobody!"

And this is "Fanboys" not in reverse -

BATMAN: "Captain Picard is not gay! He's British!"

^I can use that, right? That's a gag from a film.

WEST-BATMAN: "This is what I did at my audition for the Faun in Pan's Labyrinth."

hehehehe, actually Picard is french but he's played by a brit.

 

[Panthro]

hehehehe, actually Picard is french but he's played by a brit.

I know, I was just quoting the Fanboys gag. I used to wonder why a guy with a French name spoke in a British accent when I was a kid.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Oh great, now that The Dark Knight can´t run anymore, the Academy finally opens up the best picture category and allows great genre films to sneak in!! Even the average sitcom has better timing!!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Nobody calls Han Solo a b***!! Nobody!!
JOKER: What about Harrison Ford?
BATMAN: Oh, that´s okay. He´s a major league a**hole.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Nobody calls Han Solo a b***!! Nobody!!
JOKER: What about Harrison Ford?
BATMAN: Oh, that´s okay. He´s a major league a**hole.

So is Mel Gibson. Seems like it's impossible to be a star and not be a major league a**hole, doesn't it?

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Oh great, now that The Dark Knight can´t run anymore, the Academy finally opens up the best picture category and allows great genre films to sneak in!! Even the average sitcom has better timing!!

 

[kedrell]

So is Mel Gibson. Seems like it's impossible to be a star and not be a major league a**hole, doesn't it?

It's pretty much par for the course. Kinda like the old saying, "I've never seen anyone at the top who didn't step on a few people to get there".