The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

The BATB ones are great, especially the virginity one, the Public Enemies one and the Keaton one.

The Objection! one is genius.

 

[ultimatefan]

MAIN BATMAN: So, the success of Transformers ROTF seem to suggest people today prefer quantity to quality, so let´s give them more Batmen than they can possibly stomach!

 

[ultimatefan]

MAIN BATMAN: There can be no doubt as to which one is the coolest Batman!
KID IN THE AUDIENCE: Yeah, the monster one!
MAIN BATMAN: Go to hell.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks UF! Yours are great too.

MAIN BATMAN: "I was trying to replicate the cloning technique used by Wolverine in 'The Prestige' but I wasn't as successful."

 

[kedrell]

Suri Cruise: "Really mom? You picked Mad Money over The Dark Knight?"
Katie: "Awww, f*** you!"

 

[czoom]

Joker FTW!!!

 

[DX]

Suri Cruise: "Really mom? You picked Mad Money over The Dark Knight?"
Katie: "Awww, f*** you!"

Haha, the look on Suri's face totally suits that caption...

 

[ultimatefan]

Suri Cruise:Mommy, why do you hide your black eye if you just bang it on the door?
Katie: Scientology says questioning mommy´s battered wife syndrome is evil, dear.

 

[Panthro]

Suri Cruise:Mommy, why do you hide your black eye if you just bang it on the door?
Katie: Scientology says questioning mommy´s battered wife syndrome is evil, dear.

 

[Milu]

Hahaha, Trolls 2. Konata avie FTW! xD

I just couldn't type this one...

 

[Panthro]

Suri Cruise: "Really mom? You picked Mad Money over The Dark Knight?"
Katie: "Awww, f*** you!"

 

[Panthro]

Suri Cruise: "You mean Maggie Gyllenhaal could have been my mom?"
Katie: "Aw shut the f*** up!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I did it! I finally did it!"
SUPERMAN: "Did what?"
BATMAN: "I [finally] found Waldo!"
SUPERMAN: "...."

 

[DarKJediKnight]

 

[DarKJediKnight]

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Nice follow up!

Gotta love Batman doing knock-knock jokes.

 

[ultimatefan]

Suri Cruise: Mommy, why do I have the number "666" on my head?
Katie: You´ll know at the proper time, sweetie...

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: I did it! I finally found out what happens when you mix Mentos and Diet Coke!
SUPERMAN: Huh, you don´t use the Internet much, do you Bruce?

 

[Doctor Jones]

Despite Holmes being not so great of an actress damn, I think she's hot. And she looks good in that pic IMO.

 

[ultimatefan]

^When I think she may have ruined her perfect rack to have the "spawn of evil", my heart cries...

 

[Panthro]

Suri Cruise: "Mommy can I have a cookie? Mommy can I have a dog? Mommy can I have a Pepsi? Mommy can I go to McDonalds? Mommy can I have a subscription to Playgirl? Mommy can I have Christian Bale as a personal servant? Mommy why was George W. Bush elected twice for President? Mommy why does Optimus Prime get so little screen time in the Transformer films? Mommy why aren't the Transformers the stars of their own films? Mommy why can't Warner Brothers make any live action adaptations of DC superheroes who aren't Superman or Batman? Mommy why does Cyclops keep getting screwed over in the X-Men movies and new cartoon? Mommy why was Ben Affleck cast as Daredevil? Mommy why was Jessica Alba cast as the Invisible Woman? Mommy why can't they make a new Superman film that's at least half as good as Batman's The Dark Knight? Mommy can I go to the bathroom? Mommy can I be a movie starlet when I grow up? Mommy can I-"
Katie: "Jesus Christ kid, will you shut the f*** up already?! I mean God f***ing damn it you ask too many questions!"
Suri: "Mommy what's a question?"
Katie: "ARGH!"

RACHEL: "So then I explained to the cops that it wasn't really my bag of cocaine- I mean white sugar, and they agreed it was all a simple misunderstanding."
DENT: "...."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Maggie looks good there.

 

[ultimatefan]

The questions one is brilliant.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: C´mon, Bruce, stop following the box office numbers all the time! So far, your records are holding up nicely!
BATMAN: You wouldn´t understand, Clark. You haven´t broken box office records in decades...

 

[ultimatefan]

KATIE: So honey, what did you think of Mad Money?
SUN: The story was dumb and predictable, laughs were sporadic, and you lack chemistery with your costars and comedic timing. Compared to the thematic depth, heart-racing pace, plot intricacy and brilliant performances of The Dark Knight, it was a preposterous choice, really.
KATIE: F*** you, little b***.