The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[VenomVsSpidey]

BATMAN: Oh great, now that The Dark Knight can´t run anymore, the Academy finally opens up the best picture category and allows great genre films to sneak in!! Even the average sitcom has better timing!!

 

[Panthro]

It's pretty much par for the course. Kinda like the old saying, "I've never seen anyone at the top who didn't step on a few people to get there".

Yup.

AQUAMAN: "Oh dear God, you're gonna give me the Goldfinger treatment aren't you?!"
BLACK MANTA: "Why else would we have a table like this around?"
BATMAN: "That Ian Fleming. What a genius."

ALANNA: "Hello boys. Who wants some retro 50s love?"

ADAM STRANGE: "She's mine!"
AQUAMAN: "No she's mine!"
ADAM STRANGE: "I saw her first!"
BATMAN: "Gentlemen, please, there's plenty of Alanna to go around!"

AQUAMAN: "Why do I have to sit in the back?"
ADAM STRANGE: "Because you're a C-lister who only gets to hang out with A-listers because of Super-Friends which technically destroyed your reputation!"
AQUAMAN: "Yeah, well, at least I'm immune to shrinkage."
ADAM STRANGE: "Say what?!"
BATMAN: "I knew you had some other super power you weren't sharing with us."

JOKER: "Don't hate me because I'm perma-white!"

CATWOMAN: "Alright, who's the genius who designed me for this series?! This has to be my worst animated character design to date! Hell, Black Canary & Huntress look better than me and they don't have half my public recognition! I am so dropping a bomb on the artist's house!"

ADAM STRANGE: "Why does he get to lead?!"
AQUAMAN: "Because I'm the only one here who's immune to shrinkage."
BATMAN: "With a little prep time I could be immune to shrinkage."
ADAM & AQUAMAN: "Whatever."

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "I'll get you my pretty! And you're little dog too!" [insert evil laugh]
BAT-MITE: "Can't Sleep. Clown Will Eat me. Can't Sleep Clown Will Eat Me. Can't Sleep... Clown Will Eat Me..."

ROBIN: "Give Me Back My Pants!!!"
BATMAN: "You heard the boy, give him back his pants!"

BLACK CANARY: "Hello, I'm Black Canary and today I will be played by Ali Larter."

BLACK CANARY: "Remind me to thank Susan Storm-Richards/The Invisible Woman for letting herself be played by Jessica Alba, because now thanks to her I no longer have to worry about being played by that no talent twit."
BATMAN: "You could still end up being played by someone like Hilary Duff or Miley Cyrus or, and I shudder to even think it, Paris Hilton."
BLACK CANARY: "Damn it."

THUG #1: "Sorry dude, but you're no Michael Keaton."
THUG #2: "Yeah, that really only worked when Keaton did it."
BATMAN: "Screw you two."

BATMAN: "It's up to us now old chum. Are you with me?"
ROBIN: "For a shot at Tom Rothman, I would do anything, dare any danger, even work with Uwe Boll!"

GUY GARDNER: "Quit makin' fun of my Moe Howard hair cut!"

 

[Panthro]

HUNTRESS: "I wish I may, I wish I might, oh I hope I get laid tonight..."

ROBIN: "Don't worry ma'am, I'll make sure you get laid tonight!"
BATMAN: "Jeez, kids sure are forward with each other these days."

ROBIN: "What? Batman has a 'batpod', I need to keep up!"

ROBIN: "I am the Night Rider! I'm a fuel injected suicide machine! I am a rocker! I am a roller! I am an out of controller!"

ROBIN: "Falcon Punch!"

JOKER: "So you're a caveman in the comics now eh? And I thought my jokes were bad..."
BATMAN: "You shut the f*** up you androgynous ninny-hammer!"

 

[Panthro]

HUNTRESS: "I couldn't afford a Huntmobile, just like Robin couldn't afford a Birdmobile."

HUNTRESS: "You're checking out my ass, aren't you?"
BATMAN: "Yes I am, is that a problem?"
HUNTRESS: "Not at all. You may continue."

When Christian Bale confused his role of Melvin Purvis with his role of Batman during the filming of 'Public Enemies'.

ROBIN: "Darn it, no matter how good a running start I have, I still can't take off!"

HUNTRESS: "Hello gents, I'm a sexually heroine who desperately needs to lose her virginity. Think you could help me out?"

ROBIN: "Oh I think I can help you with your virginity problem Miss."
BATMAN: "Lucky bastard."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "So you're a caveman in the comics now? Smooth move after the TDK hit Bruce, real smooth."
BATMAN: "Oh I think you made the bigger boo-boo, Clark. You could have had a successful film franchise reboot too."

SUPERMAN: "F*** you!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Okay, I know I'm supposed to be The Dark Knight, but this is ridiculous."

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Tell me about the Joker, scum!!"

Robin: "Well, some people call him the space cowboy and others call him the gangster of love. And then there's a whole other group of people who call him Maurice."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Venom!

Tonsa great stuff, guys!

SUPERMAN: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!!

GREEN LANTERN: You bastards!!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: How about Michael Jackson, huh?
BATMAN: It´s a sad time for music, for in his prime he was one of the most innovative pop musicians of all time. Ít´s also a sad time for comedy, for now it´s uncool to joke about his weird habits, plastic surgeries and pedophylia accusations.
SUPERMAN: Sad indeed.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: For the last time, this is my silver age look! It was created by classic artist Dick Sprang, it was before your time!!
GUY GARDNER: Yeah whatever, grampa!

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: Who the hell are you?
GARDNER: Just a friend. But you can call me... Guy Gardner!
BATMAN: I still don't know who the hell you are!
GARDNER: I'm a next generation Green Lantern of the corps! After Hal Jordan!
BATMAN: Nope sorry.
GARDNER: You knocked me out in one punch.
BATMAN: Oh yeah! Hey, how long did I knock you out?
GARDNER: I don't know, I wasn't counting when I got knocked out.
BATMAN: Let's see if you bleed green!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks, Venom!

Tonsa great stuff, guys!

SUPERMAN: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!!

GREEN LANTERN: You bastards!!

 

[kedrell]

Ahnuld: "The iceman cometh!"

Batman: "And the audience goeth!"

 

[Milu]

^Gotta love those guys at MST3K/RiffTrax!

 

[Milu]

"They're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOD!"

 

[Panthro]

Robin: "I thought the 2003 Daredevil was the best superhero film ever made until its 2005 Elektra spin off came along!"

BATMAN: "Shut the f*** up and get the f*** out!"

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Mr. Matt Murdock, tell me something, are you the Batman?"

MATT MURDOCK: "No, I am not the Batman."

JOKER: "Then why do you dress like him?"

MATT MURDOCK: "Um, I don't -"
[costume change]

DAREDEVIL: "I dress like a devil."

JOKER: "A devil? Why would evildoers be scared of a devil?"

DAREDEVIL: "I am Vengeance! I am the Night!"

DAREDEVIL: "I am Daredevil!"

JOKER: "Uh-uh... um, yeah, sure, whatever works for you pal."

 

[kedrell]

^Gotta love those guys at MST3K/RiffTrax!

Yeah, they're great.

 

[Dark Sentinel]

BATMAN: McGinnis! What are you doing here?!

BATMAN BEYOND: How the **** should I know Wayne?

STEWART: I can see where this is gonna get really old really quick.
SUPERMAN: Can you?

 

[Panthro]

DAREDEVIL: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

JOKER: "Good luck."

 

[animexcel]

"They're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me! Oh my GOOOOOD!"

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I just couldn't type this one...

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "That'sa spicy meat'a ball!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

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I just couldn't type this one...

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Alan Moore's The League Of Extraordinary Batmen

BATMAN: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!"

BATMAN: "We're here for the gang bang."

MAIN BATMAN: "We shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"
GIANT BATMAN: "Great! Where are we going?"

 

[Panthro]

Hahaha, Trolls 2. Konata avie FTW! xD

I just couldn't type this one...

Hehehe, that's avatar worthy.

Alan Moore's The League Of Extraordinary Batmen

BATMAN: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!"

BATMAN: "We're here for the gang bang."

MAIN BATMAN: "We shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"
GIANT BATMAN: "Great! Where are we going?"