The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

^Can´t get enough of these "battle of the Jokers" runs.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

^Can´t get enough of these "battle of the Jokers" runs.

I Concur. esp. the one by IBN.

 

[Ibn]

I Concur. esp. the one by IBN.

Don't encourage me. I truly am obsessed.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Don't encourage me. I truly am obsessed.

we all are

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: My next film starts shooting next year, says Gary Oldman! I´m deliriously happy!!
JOKER: Then why are you beating the s*** outta me?!?
BATMAN: Didn´t I just answer that question?!?

 

[Panthro]

What's wrong kid?

What's with the goofy grin?

Wellll....... ya see, that's what the Joker does. He smiles. And laughs and jokes. Along with the unconscious manslaughter and gung-ho genocide.
I guess you wouldn't know that though. You smiled like, what, 3 times in your flick? You should lighten up. I mean why so serious?

Well, I was just a different take on the charac-

Yeah yeah, that's great. I've heard that one........ time and time again. Look, kid, with all due respect - and it is due - you had the sense of humor of an AIDS patient. I'm sorry kid, but bein all maudlin and ma cob ain't all there is to the Joker. It happens to include gimmicks. It includes humor. It includes spontanaet-

PULL MY FINGER!!!

GOD DAMMIT KID YOU'VE GOT IT NOW!! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY NEW BFF!!

This is pure brilliance. I salute you!

 

[Panthro]

Why didn´t you smile more in your movie, kid?

Well, it´s easy to smile when IT´S FIXATED WITH MAKE-UP ON YOUR FACE! I´m a maniac, I´m supposed to have ups and downs in my humor!! When I´m angry, I´m supposed to be the angriest beast in the world!! I´M NOT SUPPOSED TO SMILE ALL THE GODDAMN TIME!!

Huh, well, it was a homage to the movie The Man Who Laughs, which inspired my creat..

Oh yeah, the smile on that guy was CARVED WITH KNIVES ON HIS FACE!! LIKE MINE!!

Damn kid, I still wanna fry your guts, but I gotta respect a man who knows his s***...

That's also sheer brilliance.

 

[Panthro]

Ya ready kid?

...............Think so.

C'mon, I told ya you gotta lighten up.

........Kay.

M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E!!

YAY!!!!, YAY!!!!!!, YA-

Still genius.

 

[Panthro]

BALE: "No good I can't manuever!"

KEATON: "Stay on target."

BALE: "We're too close!"

KEATON: "Stay on target!"

BALE: "Watch yourself Keaton, increase speed full throttle!"

KEATON: "What about that tower?"

BALE: "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower!"

 

[protocida]

But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It’s the little differences. A lotta the same **** we got here, they got there, but there they’re a little different.

Example?

Alright, when you go into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald’s. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.

What’d they call it?

They call it Royale with Cheese.

Royale with Cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?

Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?

 

[protocida]

I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, more "Bat Fiction".

 

[Mr. Earle]

Jesus. Could you slow down a little? Before you kill somebody?

God, you're high and mighty. And such a ****in hypocrite. You blew up a monastery full of ninjas, blew up some random cars in an attempt to show off your new "bat pod", Let Ra's al Ghul die, Killed Harvey De-

Enough. I'm not responsible for any of those deaths. Especially the last one. The fall killed Dent.

Right. And I didn't kill the Joker, the gargoyle did.

Whatever. YOU are completely out of your ****in gourd. YOU blew up a chemical factory full of the Joker's goons, Threw a guy into a sewer and blew him up, and threw a guy down a bell tower. THEN, ya threw the Joker off of the bell tower. Then you sent the Penguin to a watery hell. Then gave Two Face the same treatment.

-"The fall killed Dent"
-"Right. And I didn't kill the Joker, the gargoyle did."
LOOOOOOOOL
So funny because its true!!! Nolan is such a hypocrite!

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Batman 3 starts shooting next year. It's all part of the plan."

Sorry, that sucked.

 

[Secret Fawful]

"Did ya hear, giggles? They're replacing you for Batman 3. Not so high and mighty are ya now, you son of a *****. You've been brought down to MY level."

"Replace me? Ha ha ha. And I thought MY jokes were bad. Just who could replace...ME. I mean really? Just WHO has the BALLS to do this role... LIKE ME?"

 

[kedrell]

^hehehehehehehehe, now that one really made me laugh.

 

[scatterax]

"Did ya hear, giggles? They're replacing you for Batman 3. Not so high and mighty are ya now, you son of a *****. You've been brought down to MY level."

"Replace me? Ha ha ha. And I thought MY jokes were bad. Just who could replace...ME. I mean really? Just WHO has the BALLS to do this role... LIKE ME?"

^hehehehehehehehe, now that one really made me laugh.

me too. the expressions really made it funny for me. normally i just smile at these but this 1 was really good. hope he doesn't get replaced tho.

 

[Ibn]

JOKER: "Batman 3 starts shooting next year. It's all part of the plan."

Sorry, that sucked.

No my friend. That last line made this **** hilarious. Great unintentional job!

 

[Ibn]

^hehehehehehehehe, now that one really made me laugh.

Heh. Me too.

 

[Nightmare]

Love this thread. Keep um up!

 

[Mr. Earle]

"Did ya hear, giggles? They're replacing you for Batman 3. Not so high and mighty are ya now, you son of a *****. You've been brought down to MY level."

"Replace me? Ha ha ha. And I thought MY jokes were bad. Just who could replace...ME. I mean really? Just WHO has the BALLS to do this role... LIKE ME?"

Now that i think of it... RDJ could do a great Joker, not Nolan's though, cause he is totally different to Heath in everything, voice, face and body appearence, age....

 

[Panthro]

No my friend. That last line made this **** hilarious. Great unintentional job!

Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

"Did ya hear, giggles? They're replacing you for Batman 3. Not so high and mighty are ya now, you son of a *****. You've been brought down to MY level."

"Replace me? Ha ha ha. And I thought MY jokes were bad. Just who could replace...ME. I mean really? Just WHO has the BALLS to do this role... LIKE ME?"

 

[Panthro]

"Did ya hear, giggles? They're replacing you for Batman 3. Not so high and mighty are ya now, you son of a *****. You've been brought down to MY level."

"Replace me? Ha ha ha. And I thought MY jokes were bad. Just who could replace...ME. I mean really? Just WHO has the BALLS to do this role... LIKE ME?"

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Harley Quinn? Who is this Harley Quinn that you speak of?"