The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Ibn]

Take it

Do it.

DAMMIT!! WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE!!!

Things change.

Hurry up, while his back is turned.

Well?!!

 

[Gallagher]

BatKeaton: So I heard the Iron Man II Comic Con trailer got leaked.

BatBale: WHERE!?

 

[Ibn]

YOU CAN'T ****IN MAKE ME!!!

Heh! I knew you were a puss.

I'M NOT A ****ING PUSS!!! ............... FINE I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!

I'm gonna ****in do it!!! I'm gonna, I'm gonna.........

................. Got dammit.

Eh? What's going on?

Pippie Longstockings just ran off with his cape between his legs when I told him to kill you.

But that's his code! He doesn't kill. Batman doesn't ki-

Heh............... Things change!!!!!

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

these are great!!

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

these are great!!

 

[Panthro]

The dueling Batman ones are hilarious.

 

[Ibn]

Look, kid. Me and the guys were talking and.........

Don't you ****in go there...............

And we're all kinda worried that...........

I swear to god Bruce....................

You have an eating disorder.

GOT ****IN DAMMIT!! OF ALL THE PEOPLE, YOU?!?! IT'S THE SUIT MAN!!! THE NECK ISN'T TEH PUFFY ANYMORE, SO I LOOK THINNER!!!

*up pops intercom*

Kid seriously, we're worried.

Yeah! Hoorah! We just want to help! B-A-T, M-A-N, GOOOOOOOOOO BATMAN!!!

Look **** all of you aright!! What being thin isn't "Batman" enough?!!? Wha, wha, wha, you want me to put my goodies on display for everybody?? Or maybe you want me to dye my hair blonde?? Or maybe I should chop my legs in half so I could be like old halfpint here?? Let me out! LET ME THE **** OUT NOW!!!

*runs heartbroken into the night - weeping*

 

[protocida]

Hey, Bale. Remember when I told you I was going to kill you last?

Y-Yeah, Keaton... You DID said that!

I lied.

 

[protocida]

What did you say about my momma?

 

[protocida]

What country are you from?

What?

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. Do they speak english in What?

What?

ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

W-What?

SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE TIME, MOTHER****ER! I DARE YOU! I TRIPLE ****ING DARE YOU!

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

What country are you from?

What?

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. Do they speak english in What?

What?

ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

W-What?

SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE TIME, MOTHER****ER! I DARE YOU! I TRIPLE ****ING DARE YOU!

*GULPS*

....what???

 

[Fenrir]

Keaton:...

*Looks at Keaton*

Bale: Chris, you'll never guess who I saw kick shorty's ass yesterday...f**kin' Ray Charles in a leather jacket, man. I nearly died laughing. See? I told you putting that midget in the suit was a terrible idea. Now even that geeky gimp Burton looks bigger and more imposing than he does with 80 pounds of sculpted muscle.

Burton & Keaton: Very funny.

 

[Fenrir]

 

[Ibn]

What country are you from?

What?

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. Do they speak english in What?

What?

ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

W-What?

SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE TIME, MOTHER****ER! I DARE YOU! I TRIPLE ****ING DARE YOU!

t: Say "what" again!

 

[why_so_serious?]

Joker: While were in the kitchen you want some flapjacks?

Jack: I'm more of a french toast kind of guy.

 

[Ibn]

Joker: While were in the kitchen you want some flapjacks?

Jack: I'm more of a french toast kind of guy.

 

[Secret Fawful]

You know, the Joker. He's pretty good at practical jokes right.

Yeah, so?

I just think it would be interesting if somebody could beat his record. By I don't know; pranking the Batman. I mean the Joker could do it and do it brilliantly.

Wait wait wait. What are you saying?

Nothing. I mean I doubt there's anybody brilliant enough to pull a prank like the Joker would if he was here.

If somebody were to say, try to pull this prank on me, just when would they go about it, then would you say?

Oh, probably as soon as possible, if he was brilliant enough.

...

...

Well there's no way anybody could get me even if they wanted to. No way. I'm unprankable.

Continued next post....

 

[Secret Fawful]

Oh, of course. Naturally.

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JUST DO IT TO ME NOW! GET IT OVER WITH! I CAN'T TAKE THE SUSPENSE!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys! Ibn of course deserves a special mention.

 

[ultimatefan]

PERMA-WHITE DEBATES?!!? F***ING PERMA-WHITE DEBATES?!!?

 

[ultimatefan]

C´mon, shoot it up!! NOW!!

I can´t, my arm is stuck!! Do you have any idea how much this suit and cape weight?!!?

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "It shoots through schools."

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "This stuff here'll make ya a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus."

 

[Ibn]

Hell of a thread folks!!

 

[DX]

Batman: "This is why Superman works alone."

Joker: "Uggggghhhh! Get this ****ing thing away from me!"

*neuralises*

Agent K: "You did not see George Clooney in a Batsuit with rubber nipples. Your franchise will recover and continue successfully."

Agent J: "Damn, K, why couldn't you neuralise me and make me forget about Men in Black II?"