The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[kenellard]

Jack: "What? Heath Ledger? sounds like a goddamn salad dressing"

 

[Dr. Fate]

ROTFLMAO!

I fully confess - I adore Lost Boys!

Thanks.

Joel: "oh come on, Falling down anyone? anyone? For the love of god please, remember me not for my bat-nipples, but for making michael douglas look like a real actor!"

Hahahahahaha!

BATMAN: "Can you hear me now?"

 

[batmaluco]

Hehehehe, cool follow-up.

Sympathy For The Devil is one of the Rolling Stones classics. Probably my favorite one among theirs.

Thanks.
Yes, it is one of my favorite Rolling Stones' songs too, and I also love "Paint it Black".

 

[ultimatefan]

Bale: Didn´t you play a gay dude in "The Boy From Oz?"
Jackman: Didn´t you play a serial killer in "American Psycho"?
Bale: Didn´t you do "Van Helsing"?
Jackman: Didn´t you... Damn, I lose every time people get to that one!

 

[ultimatefan]

Joel: "oh come on, Falling down anyone? anyone? For the love of god please, remember me not for my bat-nipples, but for making michael douglas look like a real actor!"

Hehehe, well, Douglas had his moments as an actor, especially the few times he managed to keep his pants up the whole movie...

 

[ultimatefan]

JOEL: "Oh come on, hasn't anyone seen my non-Batman films?!"

BALE: "Didn't you direct that one with the vampires?"

Hehehehe, of course Batman remembers that one...

 

[thedarks0ldier]

Good one. t:

Thanks

 

[Dr. Fate]

BRUCE: "The one mystery I have not yet figured out is why the color of my beard doesn't match my hair."

 

[batmaluco]

Ra's: "Don't you think it is cowardice to hit me while I'm obviously drunk?"

 

[muertevilla]

Batman: So you like stealing news papers off people's front porches huh?!?!
Flass: It was only a Sunday paper!..

Batman: I MISSED FAMILY CIRCUS BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!

 

[muertevilla]

Uh! I'm comin out in that candy thang, 8 carats in my pinky rang
Drop the top in the parking lot so y'all can see where the deserts swang
Candy paint what I'm flippin on, 84's and vogues what I'm tippin on

 

[Dr. Fate]

Ra's: "Don't you think it is cowardice to hit me while I'm obviously drunk?"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

JOKER: "Yes it's true - I was the one who convinced Bryan Singer to give Superman a rubbery costume with all the red aspects watered down into burgundy."
BATMAN: "You bastard!"

 

[batmaluco]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Thanks.

Bale: "Take it. Since I did 'The Machinist', a single bite in a small fruit can feed me for an entire day."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks.

Bale: "Take it. Since I did 'The Machinist', a single bite in a small fruit can feed me for an entire day."

Hahahahaha

LINDSAY LOHAN: "Hi. I'm here to audition for the role of Catwoman/Selina Kyle in one of your upcoming Batman sequels."

BATMAN: "Get out!!!! Get the Hell out of here right now!!!!!"

 

[blksuperman2]

Hahahahaha

LINDSAY LOHAN: "Hi. I'm here to audition for the role of Catwoman/Selina Kyle in one of your upcoming Batman sequels."

BATMAN: "Get out!!!! Get the Hell out of here right now!!!!!"

Hahahaha. Hilarious.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hahahaha. Hilarious.

Thank you.

BATMAN: "Hello, is this the finder of lost loves?"

 

[batmaluco]

Hahahahaha

Thanks.

Bale, About the Batsuit: "It's hot, dark and sweaty and it gives me a headache."

 

[muertevilla]

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[Dr. Fate]

ADAM WEST: "Bring Jon Peters to me so that I may punish him brutally!"

 

[dude stannis]

Adam West: Could I speak to a Mr. Jass? First name Hugh.

 

[Cats]

"Umm... give me an 8-inch with anchovies"

 

[Cats]

"Nuts... I've gotta saw down my ears. I keep hitting the ceiling whenever the train goes over a bump."

 

[El Payaso]

TOM: Aren't you the Schumacher Batman guy?
VAL: Uh... no. My name is Drago. I win for me. FOR ME.

 

[El Payaso]

"Yay! Almost Calista Flockhart size!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

"I had gum in my hair before you put the mask on!"