The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, Fate! I love the "Ireland/Wales" one you did... pure genius!

Batman: Mmm hmm. Just as I suspected. Your lower wisdom teeth are coming in fast and they're what's causing you pain around your molars. We're going to have to take them out immediately.

Crane: AAAAAHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!

Thanks-That Guy, & you too, Ronny Shade. I was hoping someone would pick up on the "Ireland VS. Wales" gag; I guess it helps if you're familiar with the fact that Bale's a Welshman and Murphy's an Irishman. I love that dentist gag.

DONNA TROY/WONDER WOMAN #3: "Who needs Diana when you've got me?!"

BATMAN: "Looks like Donna needs me to tap her ass. Oh yeah. I tapped Selina's ass, I tapped Diana's ass, I tapped Diana's mother's ass, I tapped Lois's ass, I tapped Supergirl's ass, I tapped Black Canary's ass right before I tapped Huntress's ass, which was right before I tapped Zatanna's ass, then I tapped Star Sapphire's ass - first when she was just Carol Ferris and then when she actually was Star Sapphire - and I even tapped Mary Marvel's ass in her Mary Marvel form of course. Now that Donna's here, I've got me a whole new ass to ta-"
[2 seconds later]

SUPERMAN: "That's it - no more ass tapping for you!"

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Say it.
Batman: N-never!!
SUPERMAN: SAY IT!!
Batman: T-THE METS RULE!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: Say it.
Batman: N-never!!
SUPERMAN: SAY IT!!
Batman: T-THE METS RULE!!

Nyehehehehehe

SUPERMAN: "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!"
BATMAN: ""

 

[Dr. Fate]

DONNA TROY/WONDER WOMAN #3: "I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and all that other stuff!"

BATMAN: "Oh yes, another pretty, pretty, pretty to add to my collection of ass taped super pus-"

AQUAMAN #2: "Back off Bats, she's mine."

BATMAN: "Damn it..."

 

[Ronny Shade]

Nyehehehehehe

SUPERMAN: "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!"
BATMAN: ""

YES! Classicness! I love that movie.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks-That Guy, & you too, Ronny Shade. I was hoping someone would pick up on the "Ireland VS. Wales" gag; I guess it helps if you're familiar with the fact that Bale's a Welshman and Murphy's an Irishman. I love that dentist gag.

DONNA TROY/WONDER WOMAN #3: "Who needs Diana when you've got me?!"

BATMAN: "Looks like Donna needs me to tap her ass. Oh yeah. I tapped Selina's ass, I tapped Diana's ass, I tapped Diana's mother's ass, I tapped Lois's ass, I tapped Supergirl's ass, I tapped Black Canary's ass right before I tapped Huntress's ass, which was right before I tapped Zatanna's ass, then I tapped Star Sapphire's ass - first when she was just Carol Ferris and then when she actually was Star Sapphire - and I even tapped Mary Marvel's ass in her Mary Marvel form of course. Now that Donna's here, I've got me a whole new ass to ta-"
[2 seconds later]

SUPERMAN: "That's it - no more ass tapping for you!"

I was delayed; apologies.

HAHAHAHA!

(Extended Version) BATMAN: And I tapped the Little Mermaid's ass, while she was a mermaid and after she became a human .....

 

[Dr. Fate]

YES! Classicness! I love that movie.

Thanks Ronny Shade, but I must disappoint you because I have a confession to make - I honestly don't know what movie that "black sperm of my vengeance" line is from. I just saw the line being used in the Mix It Up Movie Caption thread in the Misc. Film Forum and thought it fit well with Superman strangling Batman.

Thanks for the kind words all the same though - you too, LordHypertime. Tapping Little Mermaid's ass... that's so wrong, yet it, makes me laugh.

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "Say it! Say it!"
BATMAN: "Okay, I admit it! I cried at the end of Somehwere In Time!"
SUPERMAN: "And?"
BATMAN: "And West Side Story."
SUPERMAN: "And?"
BATMAN: "And Wrath of Khan."

 

[Artos]

SUPERMAN: "Say it! Say it!"
BATMAN: "Okay, I admit it! I cried at the end of Somehwere In Time!"
SUPERMAN: "And?"
BATMAN: "And West Side Story."
SUPERMAN: "And?"
BATMAN: "And Wrath of Khan."

I actually did cry at the end of Somewhere In Time the first time I saw it...

 

[ultimatefan]

I actually did cry at the end of Somewhere In Time the first time I saw it...

Heh, the coolest part of that joke is it´s a Chris Reeve movie!

 

[That-Guy]

Joker: You made me, remember?
Batman: Are you trying to say that I'm your father?
Joker: No, idiot, you dropped me into that vat of chemicals!
Batman: Yeah, well... you made me, first!
Joker: What the hell are you talking about?
Batman: You killed my parents!
Joker:... So what does THAT have to do with anything? What is this, the Dark Ages? Are you trying to tell me that just because I kill some guy's family that makes me fiscally responsible for him because he was considered their property?
Batman: ...uh... well... oh, the hell with it. I'm going to go kill your parents! Where they hell do they live?!!
Joker: Well, my mom's dead. And my dad, well, I never met him.
Batman: So you have NO idea who your father is?
Joker: Not a clue... hey, who's that?

Vader: Batman... Joker... I am your father. You are both brothers. Join me!!!

 

[The Only Woj]

Superman: I'm gonna take your mom on a date. A date, can you dig that?
Batman: Clark -- my parents -- are -- dead ...
Superman: And she's gonna have a good time. Understand? A good time, dig it.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Joker: You made me, remember?
Batman: Are you trying to say that I'm your father?
Joker: No, idiot, you dropped me into that vat of chemicals!
Batman: Yeah, well... you made me, first!
Joker: What the hell are you talking about?
Batman: You killed my parents!
Joker:... So what does THAT have to do with anything? What is this, the Dark Ages? Are you trying to tell me that just because I kill some guy's family that makes me fiscally responsible for him because he was considered their property?
Batman: ...uh... well... oh, the hell with it. I'm going to go kill your parents! Where they hell do they live?!!
Joker: Well, my mom's dead. And my dad, well, I never met him.
Batman: So you have NO idea who your father is?
Joker: Not a clue... hey, who's that?

Vader: Batman... Joker... I am your father. You are both brothers. Join me!!!

Nyahahaha.

And I like the one with Supes taking Batman's dead momma on a date. So sick & twisted it's actually funny.

SUPERMAN: "Don't you EVER say that Paris Hilton is the sexiest thing on this Earth!"
BATMAN: "Dude - ACK - I was- GAG - just - GACK - kidding..."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

HAHAH! ^ I would do the same thing to anyone that said Paris was the hottest girl on earth. Wring their necks.

BATMAN: Shut up, shut up! Alright... Burton can take Nolan. He went to learn karate just last summer. Alright... so... uh... I can take Bale. And ... are you -sure- you can take down Ledger?

JOKER: Do I look like I was joking?

BATMAN: This isn't the time for irony questions. Can you or can you not beat up and sack Ledger?

JOKER: Yes... No. I don't know.

BATMAN: F**king god dammit! When you first signed on with us for this mission, you said you were going to go all the way! SO WHAT IS IT?!?! HUH!?

JOKER: That weird expression you have in your eyes right now... it makes me want to laugh!

BATMAN: YOU KNOW WHAT?!? I'LL TAKE BOTH BALE AND LEDGER! F**K YOU MAN! JUST F**K YOU!

 

[Darknightnomis]

This is without a doubt the FUNIEST and SICKIEST thread I've ever read. You're all either genuises or should be put away from the public forever.


Having said that...

*sniff* *snif*....whew.... I don't think Alfred has washed this yet.

 

[That-Guy]

Batman: ACK! My movie was better!

Superman: That's it. Just keep pushing it.

Batman: ACK! The "S" was too small!

Superman: Oooohh... that's good.

Batman: ACK! Singer just copied Donner!

Superman: You do know I could kill you with my pinky finger, don't you?

Batman: ACK! Katie Holmes is WAAAAY hotter than Kate Bosworth!

Superman: WOW. You really do want to die.

Batman: ACK! I think that article in "The Advocate" was spot on!

Superman: Alright. That's it.

**SNAP**

Batman: ACK! Accckkkkkkk...

 

[That-Guy]

Batman? BATMAN?!!! Hahahahaha!!! All I had to do was show up onscreen for 2 minutes at the end of a movie so bad that the sci-fi channel would have passed on it, and I still raked in almost 200 million more than he did!!! I RULE THE UNIVERSE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

This is without a doubt the FUNIEST and SICKIEST thread I've ever read. You're all either genuises or should be put away from the public forever.


Having said that...

*sniff* *snif*....whew.... I don't think Alfred has washed this yet.

Thanks Darknightnomis. BTW, LOHT, I like that one with Batman getting mad at the Joker.

BATMAN: "If you ever touch Catwoman again, I'll f***ing kill you!"
SUPERMAN: "If you ever threaten me again, I'll pick you up over my head and break your back across my knee ala Bane."
BATMAN: "So... Thursday nights with Catwoman good for you?"
SUPERMAN: "Yes. Now if you don't mind, I've got a wonder of a woman to go make love sweet love to."

WONDER WOMAN: "Oh Kal-El, I love it when you talk dirty..."

BATMAN: "Damn you, Supes!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Superman: That´s it! Tell those frikking Batman geeks to stop making sick jokes about me!!
Batman: T-that´s why they´re called "Batman geeks", Clark... When they put their minds on doing ****, there´s no reasoning with them!!

 

[That-Guy]

Commissioner Gordon knew that the Batman would need some extra help on this case from someone who is bulletproof, so along with the Bat-Signal, he also lit up the 50-Cent Signal.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Superman: I'm gonna take your mom on a date. A date, can you dig that?
Batman: Clark -- my parents -- are -- dead ...
Superman: And she's gonna have a good time. Understand? A good time, dig it.

LMAOt:

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Gordon: Batman stop posing, can't you see the signal is hovering over the city???

 

[Dr. Fate]

Superman: That´s it! Tell those frikking Batman geeks to stop making sick jokes about me!!
Batman: T-that´s why they´re called "Batman geeks", Clark... When they put their minds on doing ****, there´s no reasoning with them!!

Nyehehehehe... it's funny because it's true. t:

BATMAN: "So how about That 80s Show? They say that show was so bad that Christopher Reeve stood up, walked over, and changed the cha-"
[split second later]

SUPERMAN: "Shut up you sick bastard!"

 

[mrsparkle]

Commissioner Gordon knew that the Batman would need some extra help on this case from someone who is bulletproof, so along with the Bat-Signal, he also lit up the 50-Cent Signal.

Ha ha!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

ROBIN: (sitting down below) What's wrong with you?

BATMAN: I think I smell AIDS. In the air...

ROBIN: What? AIDS? AIDS isn't airborn! And how would you know if you are smelling it?

BATMAN: I'm Batman. I know what I'm smelling, when I'm smelling it. Cover your nose, or you'll get AIDS!

ROBIN: You're completely nuts.