The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

Oh, crap, I should have picked some leaves...

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"Rachel was supposed to be here an ago...where the heck is she?

Rachel-"Variety is the spice of life."

Rachel-"

 

[Bad Superman]

SENSEI: Man who catch running chicken can accomplish anything.

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"Now comes the most difficult move to master of all..the Deion Sanders dance of victory!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Superman flying overhead: Not so hot without your Batmobile, are ya?? Hahahaha
Bruce: I HATE that guy!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha

BRUCE: "Jazz hands... remember the Jazz hands..."

 

[That-Guy]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

BRUCE: "Jazz hands... remember the Jazz hands..."

LMAO!!!

 

[That-Guy]

...and after that, I'm just gonna sorta "walk the earth." Like Cain in Kung-Fu.

 

[That-Guy]

Ducard:"You must have Jedi reflexes if you race pods."
Bruce: What?
Ducard: Oh... umm... sorry. I mean..."The blood stays on the blade. One day you'll understand."
Bruce: Umm... okay, so, we shouldn't clean our kitanas off after we've killed someone with them?
Ducard: Whoops...said the wrong thing. How about "Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen. May your wisdom grace us until the stars rain down from the heavens?"
Bruce: NO idea what you're saying right now...
Ducard: Oh, no, no... terribly sorry... said the wrong thing again. What I meant to say was, "I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle."
Bruce: ... Dude, I'm outta here. You need a f**king therapist.
Ducard: Damn it! Look, why don't you try playing a "mentor" role in every movie you're in?! I'm pretty damned sure you'd get them mixed up once in a while too!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

LMAO!!!

Thank That-Guy. Yours were very funny too; Liam Neeson really is typecast as the mentor figure now. Which movie was it where he said he fought with an arrow in his testicle for two days?

BALE: "Is it too soon for another Jazz Hands caption?"
NEESON: "Yes."
BALE: "Damn."

 

[That-Guy]

Thank That-Guy. Yours were very funny too; Liam Neeson really is typecast as the mentor figure now. Which movie was it where he said he fought with an arrow in his testicle for two days?

BALE: "Is it too soon for another Jazz Hands caption?"
NEESON: "Yes."
BALE: "Damn."

That was from "Kingdom of Heaven." I found it on imdb. The others were from Star Wars (obviously), Gangs of New York and Narnia (again, obviously). The testicle one was pretty obscure, but it was such a great quote I just had to include it.

 

[That-Guy]

"Just remember what Ducard taught me... Nickel, nickel, quarter, dollar..."

 

[Hotwire]

Liam: You remind me of someone I used to mentor. Hmmm, who was it?? Orlando, no... Ewan, no... I'm sure it will come to me later.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

DUCARD-You see this face huh? You see it?
BRUCE-Um yeah...
DUCARD-Look into it....Look right into my eyes..
BRUCE-I uh don't see anything?
DUCARD-Fear, anger, spite, thats what you see Bruce.
BRUCE-Have you been smelling them blue flowers?

 

[That-Guy]

Ducard: And the next move I will teach you is the double-thrust low.
Bruce:Uhh... Henri? You feeling alright today?
Ducard: I'm fine. Why?
Bruce: Because that's not your sword your holding there.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Ducard: And the next move I will teach you is the double-thrust low.
Bruce:Uhh... Henri? You feeling alright today?
Ducard: I'm fine. Why?
Bruce: Because that's not your sword your holding there.

LMAO

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BALE(THINKING): Chirst, Nolan sure went cheap with the CGI in this movie.

 

[That-Guy]

Oh great... what a wonderful time for the IBS to kick in.

 

[LadyMoira]

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Ducard:"You must have Jedi reflexes if you race pods."
Bruce: What?
Ducard: Oh... umm... sorry. I mean..."The blood stays on the blade. One day you'll understand."
Bruce: Umm... okay, so, we shouldn't clean our kitanas off after we've killed someone with them?
Ducard: Whoops...said the wrong thing. How about "Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen. May your wisdom grace us until the stars rain down from the heavens?"
Bruce: NO idea what you're saying right now...
Ducard: Oh, no, no... terribly sorry... said the wrong thing again. What I meant to say was, "I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle."
Bruce: ... Dude, I'm outta here. You need a f**king therapist.
Ducard: Damn it! Look, why don't you try playing a "mentor" role in every movie you're in?! I'm pretty damned sure you'd get them mixed up once in a while too!!!

Bwa Ha Ha

 

[Dr. Fate]

That was from "Kingdom of Heaven." I found it on imdb. The others were from Star Wars (obviously), Gangs of New York and Narnia (again, obviously). The testicle one was pretty obscure, but it was such a great quote I just had to include it.

Got it.

BRUCE: "Really Ducard, there's gotta be an easier way to trim that goatee of yours..."

 

[That-Guy]

Whoa... like... Woodstock is already over, man? Damn, did I get here late...

 

[That-Guy]

Batman: I am, I am a man, I said I wanna get next to you. I said I'm gonna get close to you. Wouldn't want me haveta hurt ya too... hurt ya too...

 

[That-Guy]

Alfred: You're getting lost inside this monster of yours.
Bruce: Yeah Al, you ain't kiddin'! Rachel IS an animal in bed, and she's so deep, my little bat could get lost up there!

 

[LadyMoira]

Alfred-"Try coming home home at a reasonable hour for once Mr. Wayne."

Bruce-"Relax I'll be home by midnight."

Bruce-"Man what a killer rave...Oh boy it's dawn...Wonder if Alfred would believe I was kidnapped by aliens?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Alfred: You're getting lost inside this monster of yours.
Bruce: Yeah Al, you ain't kiddin'! Rachel IS an animal in bed, and she's so deep, my little bat could get lost up there!

Bwahahahaha

BRUCE: "Huh. Middle Earth has seen better days..."

 

[LadyMoira]

CB-"I gotta tell you it wasn't just that the original Stars Wars kicked "Phantom's" ass-frankly Alec Guinness just the did whole Jedi master thing better."

LN-"You'll pay for that!"