The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[MulligaN Stew]

AD#1: Okay, now I'm going to instruct Arnold on how he should verbalize the next key line delivery.

Director: Here we go, and. . . action:

Arnold's Freeze: Daaahhhhhh, You're not sending me to the cooler!!!

Director: Cut, cut, cut!!! I'm not feeling it Arnold! Emote!

Arnold: Whaaa!!! *breaks stuff* I feel!!! What do you mean emote?!

AD#1: Take 5 people. We'll need a moment or two.

Arnold: Ok, but I'll be back.

Director: Does he ever talk normal?

AD#1: Shhhh, do you want to get me killed? He's on the roids man!!!

 

[MulligaN Stew]

Batman: *sniffs through congested nose and thinks to self* [Does this costume make me look fat? Oh no, I feel a nosebleed coming on.]

Robin: And they said Dick was gay. Pfft.

Batman: I can't hold my stomach in any further.

Robin: Who said that green-speedos were better? Leg-warmers. YaY!

 

[LadyMoira]

Robin-"Directed by some weird Indie director who does a movie backwards and it's starring some other weirdo who was in American psycho? Oh man will this ever be a flop.."

 

[MulligaN Stew]

^but still. . . .

Wait up Mr. Nolan!!! I'm a comin' for that PA job!!!
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We have this Hype user. she calls herself 'Lady Moira'. Apparently, she's dissing the film: even called you a weirdo.

I'll look into it.

You know. . .I never said thank you.

And you'll never have to . . . .

He jumped off of a rooftop. He may be a weirdo, but he's my kind of clown.

 

[Dr. Fate]

hahahaha, great work. He should've just asked Kinsey.

Bruce, love is poison in your veins.

It won't infect me!!! I'll run!!!

You never did have the courage to do what was necessary! Ms. Dawes is mine. All too easy. *rubs hands*

Thanks Mulligan, but yours is better than mine. Hehe. That Neeson, he's such a pimp.

BATMAN: "Help! I can't move my neck! I can't look over my shoulder! I'm getting dizzy from all these bat-turns!"

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"Ok, ok maybe now it's time to steal to eat...or I could just reclaim my rightful billion dollar inheritance...theft it is!"

 

[MulligaN Stew]

Batman: You'll always be one step behind; it's why you couldn't cut it in a film.

Nightwing: At least I never used steroids.

Batman: You sure do use a lot of excuses.

Nightwing: I learned from the best.

Batman: I have no response for that. I'm the best at everything.

Nightwing: Especially bs.

Batman: You know, Tim Drake never was this much trouble.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman: You'll always be one step behind; it's why you couldn't cut it in a film.

Nightwing: At least I never used steroids.

Batman: You sure do use a lot of excuses.

Nightwing: I learned from the best.

Batman: I have no response for that. I'm the best at everything.

Nightwing: Especially bs.

Batman: You know, Tim Drake never was this much trouble.

hehehehehe

JOKER: "Katie Holmes appearing in The Dark Knight? Now that's funny!"

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce Wayne-"All right Joker you're going down...Hey where is the Joker? I heard on the radio he was holding Gotham art musem hostage?"

Docent-"This is the history museum doofus...the art museum's across the street."

Bruce-"Well now that I'm here can you show me where that railroad exhibit is?"

 

[That-Guy]

I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OKAY
I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I WORK ALL DAY
(HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OKAY
HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY)

 

[ultimatefan]

Mr Schumacher, you have no idea how much I wanted to meet you...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

"Take this guy. Excessive trolling, makes useless threads... even claims to look like the Joker. .... Leaves a calling card."

.............

....

......

*few minutes of silence*

"I never got to thank you!"

"Thank me? You're paying me for this one, Gordon!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Take this guy. Excessive trolling, makes useless threads... even claims to look like the Joker. .... Leaves a calling card."

.............

....

......

*few minutes of silence*

"I never got to thank you!"

"Thank me? You're paying me for this one, Gordon!"

Nyehehehehe

But Trolls are people too.

BATMAN: "I am not an animal. I am a human being. I am a man."

 

[MulligaN Stew]

Mr Schumacher, you have no idea how much I wanted to meet you...

Oh, that's good. Very good. :laughs: If only it were true. . . .

*sighs* Why does this mask always smell like mothballs?

AD: Aw, you're the guy they told me about. Can you help me?

Neeson: *sigh* Alright. What's her name?

*one year later*

There's a part of me that will always feel remorseful disdain for meeting another one of my great loves at the expense of that poor misguided AD. Ah well, justice is balance. . .she loved and left him. . . I loved and left her. . . Neeson comes out on top. . . everybody wins.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

"Mr. Nolan just told me this horse isn't trained. As a matter of a fact, it was just brought in from a mustang reservation... yeah. Then he had me sign some papers... told me not to read the small print."

 

[MulligaN Stew]

Scarecrow was just another part of me. . .

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Scarecrow was just another part of me. . .

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

What film is that from?

 

[MulligaN Stew]

^Breakfast on Pluto slick.

Scarecrow: Hyper, your posts make you seem like a man who takes himself too seriously. . . you need to lighten up.

Batman: Usually I would introduce your mind to the finer points of a concrete exercise, but this time. . . I'm inclined to agree.

.............

Terry: Hey, is that guy one of the Jokers? I've seen him around before. Where? . . .

Bruce: Well, he's not with the Joker's new gang! Trust me, I'd know.

Terry: Oh no. . . it couldn't be. . . is it?

Bruce: I didn't want you to find out like this, but it's him. . . I mean her. . . I mean something. . . I don't know. . . I'm not good at this. . .see for yourself McGinnis:

Spoiler

Terry: Poor Timmy.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

At first, I wanted to be called "IT". But then someone said that name already was taken by a demonic-clown novel written by Stephen King. So now I'm just stuck with ... "THING."

And that is the name of the disembodied hand from The Addam's Family. Isn't it?

Ahh crap. How about... "THING-IT Robin"?

Sure. That sounds really stupid, but it might work!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Alright, one more then I'm off to bed methinks.

BATMAN: Monster In "Motion"?! I can't even move...

ROBIN: I got a nice view of your rear-end. I'm not complaining.

 

[MulligaN Stew]

Joker: The last laugh is never on me!!! It's on anyone who actually paid money for a Fall Out Boy album.

*laughs*

Meanwhile. . . across Gotham. . .

Batman: Alfred!!! It's Rachel!!! Exposure to Fall Out Boy did this; she's gone into shock from the melo-dramatic absurdity of it all!!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

"If I'm lucky, some lonely woman might take me home."

 

[LadyMoira]

Chris Nolan-"Guy I've been thinking how much I've missed working with you and how you'd look great in a cape and cowl..."

Guy-"Well I admit I'm excited about the opportunity... but how do you think Christian will react?"

Chris Nolan-"He's a professional; he can live with it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Oh, that's good. Very good. :laughs: If only it were true. . . .

*sighs* Why does this mask always smell like mothballs?

AD: Aw, you're the guy they told me about. Can you help me?

Neeson: *sigh* Alright. What's her name?

*one year later*

There's a part of me that will always feel remorseful disdain for meeting another one of my great loves at the expense of that poor misguided AD. Ah well, justice is balance. . .she loved and left him. . . I loved and left her. . . Neeson comes out on top. . . everybody wins.

Thanks! I couldn´t see the last of yours.