The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[DX]

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Thanks.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Bay: I like to dissect girls. Do you know that Im utterly insane?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Figs!

Great stuff, Panthro, Doc!

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: "Ow! Why do you keep slapping me?!"
BATMAN: "Because I choose to!"

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: "Ow! Why do you keep slapping me?!"
BATMAN: "Because I keep hearing rumors that Chris Nolan may not come back for a 3rd film and I need to take it out on somebody!"

 

[Venom'sDad]

Robin: Golly Gee Batman, you're so big & popular... can I be in the next film Batman, huh, can I, huh huh, can I. Can I be in the next one, huh can....

Batman: Shut the **** up!

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "I never thanked you for slapping me...."

Batman: "...And you'll never have to."

 

[protocida]

Robin: Batman and Robin is not as bad as people make it to b...

 

[tehdude]

Robin: "I never thanked you for slapping me...."

Batman: "...And you'll never have to."

part 2 :

Robin: thank you for slapping me ...

Batman: you don't have to thank me .

Robin: yes i do !

Batman: NO YOU ****ING DON'T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rain]

Robin: Let's watch AVP:R

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "Are you my daddy?"

Batman: "Hhhheeeeellllllllll nooooooo!!!!!!"

 

[bane]

Batman: ****, what the **** is it with you?

Robin: I was looking at the light...

 

[Ibn]

JOKER: The difference between you and me? I make this look good.

Yeeeaaahhh.... Gonna have to disagree there.

 

[ChocheTheHero]

ROBIN: "I like that!"

BATMAN: "Then you´re gonna love me!"

ROBIN: "...Good!!"

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "I'm your franchise's worst nightmare!"

Batman: "Indeed!"

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: "I am McLovin."

Batman: "No you're not! Nobody's McLovin! McLovin never existed because that's a stupid, made up fairytale name you f***!"

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "You hit da kid, I hit you!"

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "You hit da kid, I hit you!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Ow! How much is Robin paying you to do this?!"
SUPERMAN: "When Robin told me you were the target, I told him I'd do it for free."
BATMAN: "Say what?!"
SUPERMAN: "C'mon, do you really think I need an excuse to hit you?"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Don't you never talk trash about Cyclops! Cyclops will always be the definitive X-Men leader and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"
BATMAN: "Ow!"

 

[kedrell]

Thanks, yeah it's Kindergarten Cop.

 

[protocida]

ROBIN: Doesn't feel that good now, does it?!

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: Doesn't feel that good now, does it?!

Oh Robin you snarky little bastard.

 

[Venom'sDad]

Supes: That's for making me and my director look like ****!

GL: And that's.... just in case!

Robin: Whats the hell was that for?

Batman: **** rolls down hill.

 

[kedrell]

^Bwahahahahaha, excellent!