The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[CJ]

[i"Arkham Asylum"[/i]

"We hold you in our hearts"

"And when we think about you"

"IT MAKES ME WANNA FART!"

"It's 'I hope we never part'! Now get it right or pay the price!"

 

[ultimatefan]

It´s incredible how much comedic mileage we got out of the Robin slapping.

 

[ultimatefan]

MICHAEL BAY: Oh, so Nolan may not be coming back for the third movie, huh? I`m on it. First thing, let´s put flames on Batman´s cape...

 

[Venom'sDad]

Ultimatefan: It´s incredible how much comedic mileage we got out of the Robin slapping.

Robin: But how is it funny?

Batman: Huh... it is funny! Just take it and enjoy. This is the most noteworthy you will ever be.

 

[Panthro]

MICHAEL BAY: Oh, so Nolan may not be coming back for the third movie, huh? I`m on it. First thing, let´s put flames on Batman´s cape...

Nooooooooooooooo!

BATMAN: "What the Hell is going on?!"
SUPERMAN: "I'll tell you what's going on - first you waste four years of my life! And then you take the only thing I ever really cared about!"
BATMAN: "Your bicycle?"

 

[Panthro]

Not really a caption but still funny -

 

[Milu]

Inspired by those "TDK Song Spoof" videos I found on YouTube . . .

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicyI want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate
For Vietnam or Watergate
Cos all I want to do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "Hey Bruce, Father's day is coming up and I'm taking you to see a two-fer of The Proposal and Up!"

Batman: "F*** you!! I'm goin' to see The Hangover again with Selina."

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Bring me a taco, b**ch!!!"

Batman: "Heh-heh, taco's rule!"

 

[scatterax]

MICHAEL BAY: Oh, so Nolan may not be coming back for the third movie, huh? I`m on it. First thing, let´s put flames on Batman´s cape...

Hmm, maybe MB was the guy in charge of all the TDK posters? what do you think?

 

[scatterax]

[batman @ a comic-con q&a]

batman:"why yes, I'd be happy to name all the reasons why I'm cooler than james bond.
for 1 thing, I don't get captured by the bad guys every time I go on a mission like good ol' 007. instead, I capture the bad guys. My car is way cooler than all of his put together. I'm better at keeping my identity a secret than him, even though he's supposed to be the greatest 'secret' agent ever. My gadgets are cooler than his too!"

Robin: "ooh, and instead of all those exotic ladies, he has ME!!!"

 

[kedrell]

^Brilliant!! Trust boy blunder to come along and invalidate the whole argument.

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

YOU GOT THAT?!!

 

[Doctor Jones]

DENT: I swallow your soul!

BATMAN: Come get some!

 

[Venom'sDad]

Robin:

Two-Face: What you're looking at, huh. You got a problem or something bub.

Robin: No... but was you born like that?

Batman: What did I tell you about asking stupid question!

 

[scatterax]

^Brilliant!! Trust boy blunder to come along and invalidate the whole argument.

thanx dude.

 

[Panthro]

Inspired by those "TDK Song Spoof" videos I found on YouTube . . .

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicyI want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate
For Vietnam or Watergate
Cos all I want to do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

 

[Panthro]

DENT: I swallow your soul!

BATMAN: Come get some!

Hehe, Army of Darkness quotes = awesomeness.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

YOU GOT THAT?!!

Did I mention Army of Darkness quotes = awesomeness?

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: "I loved 'Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow'! I especially love how they made the Mighty Thor a slacker deadbeat dad who left his kid to be raised by a drunken billionaire ala 'Superman Returns'!"

BATMAN: "You suck!!!!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Hehe, thanks Panthro.

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: What are you complaining about? When I was your age I used to carry 50 pounds of ice up a bunch of stairs!

ROBIN: ... So?

BATMAN: So let's dance!

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "You ready to go win some major bank with me in Vegas?"

Robin: "I can't this weekend, the Jonas Brothers are in town."

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: C´mon, he has survived worse than this! Remember Batman & Robin?

 

[ultimatefan]

ROBIN: You know, comedy theory says any gag with someone getting beat up has a high chance of success...

BATMAN: I´m a scientist, I love testing theories!