The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

MAGGIE: "Well, at least I'm not a complete laughingstock in Hollywood."

KATIE: "Hey, who are you calling a laughingstock?!"

RACHEL: "Shall we shag now or later?"
DENT: "Can't we shag now and later?"

 

[ironman29758]

ROBIN: Holy awesomeness, I'm the new Batman

BATMAN: I'm coooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiing BACK!

ROBIN: When am I'm get paid?

BATMAN: NEEEEVVVVVAAAAAHHHHH!

 

[kedrell]

Night Owl: "Hey kids, give a hoot. Don't pollute."

Robin: "I told him to say that. Isn't it nifty?"

Batman: "No!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the laughing stock one and the "get paid" ones.

 

[ultimatefan]

Robin: Remember you told me to invest your money? I put it all on this solid, reliable company, the Lehman Brothers Bank...

 

[kedrell]

Robin[singing]: "Have ya got my money(what?)...tell me where's my money(I ain't got yo money)...better have my money..."

Batman: "This is for your own good!"

 

[ironman29758]

love the Lehman Brothers Bank and for your own good jokes

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "Who's your daddy? Know who your daddy is? Issssmmeeeeee, I'm yo daddy!!! Cause I did this to yo momma!!"

Batman: "That's it! No more JoeCartoon for you!!!"

 

[ironman29758]

Robin: "Who's your daddy? Know who your daddy is? Issssmmeeeeee, I'm yo daddy!!! Cause I did this to yo momma!!"

Batman: "That's it! No more JoeCartoon for you!!!"

It's not our fault Joecartoon is so hilarious. And thank you Ultimatefan for liking the "I get paid joke"

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "Face-to-hand style.. how'd ya like it?"

Batman: "I'm sure on some planet your fighting style would be quite impressive. But your problem seems to be that THIS IS EARTH!"

Robin: "Oh yeah? Well try my nuts-to-your-foot style then!"

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Hey movie-goers! I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. And it's non-dairy."

 

[ironman29758]

Robin: You wouldn't hit a girl would you.

Batman: Justice is UNI-SEX!

 

[tehdude]

Robin: You wouldn't his a girl would you.

Batman: Justice is UNI-SEX!

" his a girl " ?


funny caption though.

 

[Panthro]

RACHEL #2 [surfing the TDK caption thread]: "Wow. A lot of fans sure seem to hate Robin, judging by all the captions of Batman slapping him."

 

[Panthro]

Night Owl: "Hey kids, give a hoot. Don't pollute."

Robin: "I told him to say that. Isn't it nifty?"

Batman: "No!"

Hehehehehehehe

BATMAN: "Well Mr. Jordan, your resume is very impressive, but I'm afraid we're just not hiring right now. Sorry."

HAL JORDAN: "Oh I see. I see what this is. I see what's going on here. It's because I'm white, isn't it? You'd rather have a black Green Lantern, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you?!"

SUPERMAN: "Did he just play the race card?"
JOHN STEWART: "He just can't accept the fact that black is beautiful."
SUPERMAN: "Did you just play the race card?"
JOHN STEWART: "Shut up."
SUPERMAN: "Say that again and I'll shove that ring up your ass."
JOHN STEWART: "Threaten me again and I really will play the race card."

 

[Aloys]

Robin: You're right. I suck d*ck for money. Two thousand dollars - I'm that good. And you should see me *****. I'm the best piece of ass in three States.

Batman: Get out. I don't ever want to see you again.

 

[ironman29758]

" hit a girl " ?


funny caption though.

fixed it.thank you for noticing my mistake

like the race card joke, the don't polute joke, and the suck **** joke, and let's fac it, panthro Batman slapping Robin looks hillarious to some people and kinda reminds me of this:

 

[ironman29758]

Robin: Who the heck do you think you are slapping me for multiple posts?! ANSWER ME!

Batman: I'm the Go**amn Batman, I can do whatever you want. Never raise your voice at me before I Samuel Jackson Nick Fury/Frank Miller Batman you.

can we say that line/cussword because I don't want to get banned from this fourm.

 

[CelticPredator]

Robin: What, you dont like falafel?

 

[Ol'Canucklehead]

Robin: Did you ever notice that most of the captions in this thread have NOTHING to do with The Dark Knight?

Batman: That's only because most people are easily amused by me slapping the **** out of you!....I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

 

[CelticPredator]

Robin: Hey! I gotta idea! I want to be an internet celebrity!

I had too! it was too perfect. t:

 

[Ol'Canucklehead]

In all actuality I tried my best to laugh at it but it just wasn't that funny. I didn't take it as insulting, just....

 

[CelticPredator]

Well....I found it funny.

And that is all that matters. It was all in good fun anyhow....

 

[Ol'Canucklehead]

Joker: And I thought...My jokes were bad.