The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

KATIE: So honey, what did you think of Mad Money?
SUN: The story was dumb and predictable, laughs were sporadic, and you lack chemistery with your costars and comedic timing. Compared to the thematic depth, heart-racing pace, plot intricacy and brilliant performances of The Dark Knight, it was a preposterous choice, really.
KATIE: F*** you, little b****.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: C´mon, Bruce, stop following the box office numbers all the time! So far, your records are holding up nicely!
BATMAN: You wouldn´t understand, Clark. You haven´t broken box office records in decades...

So sad, so true.

 

[Panthro]

Suri Cruise: "Mommy will you ever win an Oscar?"
Katie: "Shut up."

MAGGIE: "So Katie's loss was my gain, eh? Not only do I still have a career, I just appeared in one of the biggest hits of all time. It's good to be me."

 

[kedrell]

Suri Cruise: "But mommy I don't want to get 'in-docter-nated'."
Katie: "Xenu must be obeyed child."

 

[Panthro]

Suri Cruise: "But mommy I don't want to get 'in-docter-nated'."
Katie: "Xenu must be obeyed child."

 

[kedrell]

 

[kedrell]

 

[kedrell]

Fat chick: "Hey! Hands off the goodies!"
Batman: "Don't mind me, I'm just the local produce inspector. Yep, those mellons are ripe."

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Huh? 190 pounds?!!!"

Batman: "You little b****!! I told ya not to put on weight! Daddy needs yo skinny ass out there on the street corner turning tricks. Who's gonna want to get with a fat sidekick?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Great stuff all around, Panthro, Ked!

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "Huh? 190 pounds?!!!"

Batman: "You little b****!! I told ya not to put on weight! Daddy needs yo skinny ass out there on the street corner turning tricks. Who's gonna want to get with a fat sidekick?!"

Hehehe

Harvey Dent Addressing the Batman on TV -

HARVEY DENT: "I Want You... To Stop Slapping Robin And Try Slapping Someone Who Actually Deserves It! Like Tom Rothman, Mark Steven Johnson, Joe Quesada, and whoever it was who had the bright idea to bring that little s*** Krypto back into the main DC Universe!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^

 

[ultimatefan]

ROBIN: You know, Batman, I think now the fans are sick of seeing you slap me again and again...

BATMAN: I´m a vigilante, I don´t care what the public thinks of me!

 

[ultimatefan]

WONDER WOMAN: H-how did you... Having sex with an Amazon would have broken any human male in pieces!
BATMAN: It´s simple... I´m Batman, b****!

 

[ultimatefan]

I don´t wanna kill you!! Why would I wanna kill you?!!? If it weren´t for you, I´d be remembered as a gay cowboy for all posterity!

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: Where did you learn to do that?
WONDER WOMAN: Clark.

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: You know, Batman, I think now the fans are sick of seeing you slap me again and again...

BATMAN: I´m a vigilante, I don´t care what the public thinks of me!

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

WONDER WOMAN: H-how did you... Having sex with an Amazon would have broken any human male in pieces!
BATMAN: It´s simple... I´m Batman, b****!

Nyehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

I don´t wanna kill you!! Why would I wanna kill you?!!? If it weren´t for you, I´d be remembered as a gay cowboy for all posterity!

Bwahahaha, OUCH

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Where did you learn to do that?
WONDER WOMAN: Clark.

Bwahahahahahahaha

HAWKMAN: "Dear Diary - Jackpot!"

HAWKMAN: "Owned."

BATMAN: "I can't believe this... how can this be happening... how did I just get pawned by a C-lister?!"
HAWKMAN: "What are you dense? Are you ******ed? I'm the Goddamn Hawkman!"

 

[Harley_Quinnuk]

Batman: Holy crap I'm going to be feeling that for weeks.
WW: IT BURRRNNNNSSSS!

 

[Panthro]

HAWKMAN: "Bone my wife will you?! Well I'm gonna shove this so far up your ass you won't be able to s*** right for a year!"
BATMAN: "I seriously have to stop letting 'Little Bruce' make all my decisions for me..."

 

[DarKJediKnight]

The 4 pane Batman-Joker strip Adam West's Version:

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "Ahhh, my eyes! The mask does nothing!"

 

[kedrell]