ultimatefan
The Batman must come back
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Thanks a lot Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the jackpot one and the mask does nothing one.
Nyahahaha, welcome aboard!I'm new at the caption game, so go easy on me:
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BATMAN: My God, Superman, you're...pregnant?
SUPERMAN: ?!!
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BATMAN: You really think that Metallica's the greatest band in the freaking universe, huh?
SUPERMAN: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
BATMAN: Two words: Jethro. T-
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HAWKMAN: Hah, the hawk caught the bat! See, hawk, bat?
BATMAN: Thank God you´re better at hunting than you´re at one-liners.
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SUN CRUISE: Mommy, what´s a "has been teen star turned gold-digger"?
KATIE: It´s grown up talk, honey, forget it. Want ice cream?
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BATMAN: So, Clark I heard about thecourt thing.
SUPES: Yeah?
BATMAN: You have to start production for your next film by 2011?
SUPES: So?
BATMAN: That's when I'll start production on mine. And that means both our films will come out in 2012. So Clark I'm gonna say this now, I'm sorry.
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LATER THAT DAY....
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BATMAN: Well, it could be worse.
SUPES: What? What can be worse than my luck?
BATMAN: Justin Timberlake being considered for Hal Jordon.
SUPES: My God, you're right.
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In related news, we have discovered that Justin Timberlake, music artist and actor, has joined the running for the role of the Green Lantern live action film. Wether or not he will get the role remains to be seen...
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In related news, The next Superman film is now on it's rush hour to be in production by the year 2012, thanks to Warner Bros. and DC Comics' win in a court case.
We'll be back with more Gotham City News!!
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BATMAN: All according to plan...all according to plan...
RACHEL: "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"
DENT: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."
I know it's late but that's pretty funny.made this on ihascheezburger.com
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