The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the jackpot one and the mask does nothing one.

 

[ultimatefan]

HAWKMAN: Hah, the hawk caught the bat! See, hawk, bat?
BATMAN: Thank God you´re better at hunting than you´re at one-liners.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUN CRUISE: Mommy, what´s a "has been teen star turned gold-digger"?
KATIE: It´s grown up talk, honey, forget it. Want ice cream?

 

[DarkestHero]

I'm new at the caption game, so go easy on me:

BATMAN: My God, Superman, you're...pregnant?
SUPERMAN: ?!!

BATMAN: You really think that Metallica's the greatest band in the freaking universe, huh?
SUPERMAN: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
BATMAN: Two words: Jethro. T-

 

[ultimatefan]

^Nice start man, congrats!

 

[Milu]

^Good stuff, DH ! Welcome !

 

[Panthro]

I'm new at the caption game, so go easy on me:

BATMAN: My God, Superman, you're...pregnant?
SUPERMAN: ?!!

BATMAN: You really think that Metallica's the greatest band in the freaking universe, huh?
SUPERMAN: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
BATMAN: Two words: Jethro. T-

Nyahahaha, welcome aboard!

 

[Panthro]

JIM CAVIEZEL: "Please Maggie, you're still tight with Nolan, you've got to help me get into the next Batman film! I'll take whatever's open, I'm desperate enough at this point! Riddler, Black Mask, Hush Ra's Al Guhl's long lost brother! Anything! Please, I don't want my collaboration with Mel Gibson to be my sole cinematic legacy!"

MAGGIE: "I'll see what I can do."

 

[Panthro]

HAWKMAN: Hah, the hawk caught the bat! See, hawk, bat?
BATMAN: Thank God you´re better at hunting than you´re at one-liners.

 

[Panthro]

SUN CRUISE: Mommy, what´s a "has been teen star turned gold-digger"?
KATIE: It´s grown up talk, honey, forget it. Want ice cream?

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: So, Clark I heard about thecourt thing.
SUPES: Yeah?
BATMAN: You have to start production for your next film by 2011?
SUPES: So?
BATMAN: That's when I'll start production on mine. And that means both our films will come out in 2012. So Clark I'm gonna say this now, I'm sorry.

LATER THAT DAY....

BATMAN: Well, it could be worse.
SUPES: What? What can be worse than my luck?
BATMAN: Justin Timberlake being considered for Hal Jordon.
SUPES: My God, you're right.

 

[DarkestHero]

In related news, we have discovered that Justin Timberlake, music artist and actor, has joined the running for the role of the Green Lantern live action film. Wether or not he will get the role remains to be seen...

In related news, The next Superman film is now on it's rush hour to be in production by the year 2012, thanks to Warner Bros. and DC Comics' win in a court case.

We'll be back with more Gotham City News!!

BATMAN: All according to plan...all according to plan...

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: So, Clark I heard about thecourt thing.
SUPES: Yeah?
BATMAN: You have to start production for your next film by 2011?
SUPES: So?
BATMAN: That's when I'll start production on mine. And that means both our films will come out in 2012. So Clark I'm gonna say this now, I'm sorry.

LATER THAT DAY....

BATMAN: Well, it could be worse.
SUPES: What? What can be worse than my luck?
BATMAN: Justin Timberlake being considered for Hal Jordon.
SUPES: My God, you're right.

 

[Panthro]

In related news, we have discovered that Justin Timberlake, music artist and actor, has joined the running for the role of the Green Lantern live action film. Wether or not he will get the role remains to be seen...

In related news, The next Superman film is now on it's rush hour to be in production by the year 2012, thanks to Warner Bros. and DC Comics' win in a court case.

We'll be back with more Gotham City News!!

BATMAN: All according to plan...all according to plan...

 

[Panthro]

MAGGIE: "Following the success of 'The Dark Knight' I've got two films in the pipeline and Katie Holmes' primary source of income is her career as Tom Cruise's trophy wife. It's great to be me."

 

[webhead9707]

made this on ihascheezburger.com

 

[DarkestHero]

BATMAN: Superman, First rule of convention grouping: NO glomping.
SUPERMAN: What, afraid of getting felt up?
BATMAN:...You're one of THEM, aren't you?

 

[Panthro]

RACHEL: "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"
DENT: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."

 

[kedrell]

^Hehehe, that would've been even funnier in reverse.

 

[Panthro]

I'll remember that for next time ked.

HAWKMAN: "What? Just cause I'm a Golden Age hero who spent most of his career as a C-lister you think it means I can't start some s***? I'll take all you f***ers on!"
BATMAN: "This does not bode well for my image of invincible bad-assery."

 

[spittingvenom]

RACHEL: "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"
DENT: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."

ahahah! thats hillarious!

 

[Panthro]

^^Thanks!

made this on ihascheezburger.com

I know it's late but that's pretty funny.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the Tymberlake gags and the Gyllenhall one.

 

[ultimatefan]

HAL: ENOUGH with the f***ing "I thought he was Deadpool" jokes!! Ryan Reynolds is now playing me, DEAL with it!!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Is it true, Bruce?
BATMAN: Yes, Ryan Reynolds is confirmed to play Green Lantern, which should put the Deadpool spin-off movie on hold.
SUPERMAN: So, for once we successfully f***ed up Marvel.
BATMAN: Indeed. Well played.