The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

I´m the world´s number one mysterious, stoic superhero!

What, do you think you´re more mysterious and stoic than me just because you don´t talk and we don´t see your face?

That´s just a gimmic, I´m the real deal!

Are you a multi-layered character with one of the most tragic origin stories ever, are you consistently one of comics´ most praised and popular characters for over 70 years?!?

Damn, people are right, that attitude IS annoying...

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

RACHEL: "Gee, I wish I was Hal Jordan's girlfriend. Turning into Star Sapphire would be preferable to becoming a woman in a refrigerator."

 

[scatterax]

hey, you know how i told harvey dent that i wasn't a schemer?

I lied.

 

[Panthro]

hey, you know how i told harvey dent that i wasn't a schemer?

I lied.

Hehehehe

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

^Thanks!

no problem! t:

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Thanks!

kepp up the kickass work!

 

[Panthro]

kepp up the kickass work!

I'll keep writing them if you keep reading them.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

I'll keep writing them if you keep reading them.

will do! t:t:

 

[Ibn]

....got a new job.

Oooookkkk? Why so hush about it? I mean this is a good th-

*flicks picture*

Eh? Whazis?

......................

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Good one kid!! I'll make a Joker out of you yet!

..........Kid................. you B E T T E R be ****tin me.

I just wanna fit in.

 

[Panthro]

....got a new job.

Oooookkkk? Why so hush about it? I mean this is a good th-

*flicks picture*

Eh? Whazis?

......................

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Good one kid!! I'll make a Joker out of you yet!

..........Kid................. you B E T T E R be ****tin me.

I just wanna fit in.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "I have a dream... a dream of a world... a world without Tom Rothman and his crappy movies."

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "First, take a big step back... and literally, **** YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific ******** power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly ****ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the ****ing United Nations and get a ****ing binding resolution to keep me from ****ing destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, mother****er! I will massacre you! I WILL **** YOU UP!"

 

[Secret Fawful]

"Hey baby it's me."

"Yeah."

"Yeah."

"You know I love you."

"So where do you want to go tonight."

"My place or yours?"

"Oh, you ARE dirty, aren't you."

"Okay, 9' o clock."

"What? Midnight?"

"Ooh, I hear ya, girl I hear ya."

"Yeah, you my shottie."

"Yeah."

"Okay seeya later, goober poo."

"Smooch smooch."

"Okay, bye."

"Gurgle gurgle."

 

[kedrell]

^hehehehehe, just wrong.

 

[Panthro]

"Hey baby it's me."

"Yeah."

"Yeah."

"You know I love you."

"So where do you want to go tonight."

"My place or yours?"

"Oh, you ARE dirty, aren't you."

"Okay, 9' o clock."

"What? Midnight?"

"Ooh, I hear ya, girl I hear ya."

"Yeah, you my shottie."

"Yeah."

"Okay seeya later, goober poo."

"Smooch smooch."

"Okay, bye."

"Gurgle gurgle."

Oh that IS wrong, but still:

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Hello, Ghostbusters. Yes, of course they're serious."

 

[kedrell]

^hahahaha, nice one.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

JOKER: "I have a dream... a dream of a world... a world without Tom Rothman and his crappy movies."

Dont We All?

 

[Panthro]

Dont We All?

Yup.

 

[kedrell]

Gordon: "It's always Jesus this and Jesus that. Have you found Jesus yet, Grayson?"

Robin: "I didn't know I was supposed to be lookin' for him, Lieutenant Jim."

 

[kedrell]

Joker wants off!!

No! The world needs laughter.

 

[kedrell]

Are we gonna die, Gramps?

Yeah, but at least we'll take a lot of innocent people with us.

 

[kedrell]

Gordon: "Dick, there's a man here who thinks he can help you."

Robin: "Batman?"

Gordon: "No, he's a scientist."

Robin: "Batman's a scientist."

Gordon: "It's not Batman!"