The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 2

[ThePhantasm]

A knife? You brought a knife to an apple fight? How predictable.

lol

 

[TDK Joker]

*Stranger arrives, he dons a clown mask*

*Bank vault alarm rings. 5million is taken. The perpetrator flees the scene*

*The Dark Knight knows who it is, he makes an arrest*

Joker: It wasn't me!
Batman: Quit wasting time, we all know you did it! Where is the money?
Joker: Wait... I know it looks like I was the one who did this, but I'm telling the truth this time, it really wasn't me!
Batman: If not you then who?!

Christopher Nolan: Tee hee hee!

hahaha! I love this one.

 

[Batman jr.]

Anne: For the last time, I'm not a MILF
Kid: But what are you then?
Anne: A cougar.

 

[BatFan88]

People can say what they want but this is an fantastic picture of anne.

(i'm serious)

 

[Panthro]

A knife? You brought a knife to an apple fight? How predictable.

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Anne: Hey, Hey! look at me when im floating an apple with my mind!

 

[Van Petrol]

People can say what they want but this is an fantastic picture of anne.

(i'm serious)

She is a fantastic woman.

 

[Panthro]

Anne: Hey, Hey! look at me when im floating an apple with my mind!

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

ANNE: "Listen up kid 'cause I'm only gonna ask this once. What would you do for this apple?"
KID: "Anything."
ANNE: "Anything?"
KID: "Anything?"
ANNE: "Even something... illegal?"
KID: "What kind of illegal?"
ANNE: "All kinds of illegal. Are you willing to do all kinds of illegal for this apple?"
KID: "Yes ma'am I am!"
ANNE: "Good. Now go fetch me some coffee without paying for it."
KID: "What? That's it? That's not fair!"
ANNE: "Do it kid or this apple goes bye-bye."
KID: "Ugh, okay hang on..."

 

[ultimatefan]

never mind, the pic won´t work.

 

[Cats]

Bane: Hey your shoelaces are untied, let me get them for you.
Batman: Aw, how ni... Hang on... I'm not wearing any shoelaces!

 

[Panthro]

Bane: Hey your shoelaces are untied, let me get them for you.
Batman: Aw, how ni... Hang on... I'm not wearing any shoelaces!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Cats]

 

[BatFan88]

Bruce:Hey Selina Wait for me.

Selina:Taxi!

Bruce:Hey **** wait!

Brrrmmmmm

Bruce: Damn

 

[Dewlap]

Nolan: Okay, Christian. In this scene I want you to...
Bale: Don't worry, Chris. This is what I doooooooooooo...
Nolan: Yes, but, you've got to...

Bale: ...oooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Mac_Hine]

I posted this somewhere else.

 

[Blue Sugar]

I posted this somewhere else.

Awesome. Definitely gonna use that alot!

 

[kvz5]

Selina: **** YOU!!!! You're such a **** **** ****** ***** *******!

Bruce: *gasp* What a vulgar young woman you are!

 

[Panthro]

All this stuff was funny guys.

BALE: "Anyone still complaining about my Batman voice at this point is just a whiney, overgrown emotionally stilted teen trapped in the body of an overweight 40-something man living in the basement of his senial parents posting mindless crap on the internet."

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

Gotta return some videotapes.

 

[Cats]

Bruce: So I hear you've poached a couple of diamonds from one of Sal Moroni's jewelry stores.

Selina: Does it matter? It's money that goes to the mob. I swear I'm a good gal deep inside.

Bruce: It's not who you are underneath - it's what you dooooo...

Selina: Ooo...

Bruce: oooo....

Selina: oooooooo...

Bruce: ... are you making fun of me?

Selina: You're so hot!
Bruce: So are you!

 

[kvz5]

^

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[kvz5]

Nolan: Shoot them!

 

[TDK Joker]

Nolan: Why is there a "Perez Hilton" logo in the same photo as me? Please take it away. Quickly!