The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 3

[mackblack01]

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[Panthro]

BATMAN: Really? You've never seen flying lobsters lay eggs before?

Hehehehe

BATMAN: "No this is not the Xenomorph queen damn it!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff guys

BATMAN: I gotta stop the evil emoticom!!

 

[Panthro]

Cool stuff guys

BATMAN: I gotta stop the evil emoticom!!

Hehehehe

 

[3rdstone]

Hehehehe

BATMAN: "No this is not the Xenomorph queen damn it!"

"The Xenomorph Queen" is now my new favourite name of Bat's new vehicle in TKDR.

 

[Deserana]

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[Deserana]

Bruce: Hey, you know what I'm gonna do tonight?
Blake: What?
Bruce: Hunt down that new guy Bane.
Blake: Really? He's meant to be tough man.
Bruce: Ha! It'll be done in two minutes.

(Later)

Batman: There he is. HEY BANEY!

Bane: WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT YOU ******* **** I'LL BREAK YOUR ****** BACK!!!!!!

Batman: B...... b...... b.. b.. b.. but..... but the picture. (Looks at I-Pad)

Batman: CHRISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris: S**t. *Thinks* If I freeze... he cannot see me.

 

[3rdstone]

BATMAN: Frakk, battery's gone. Well, I did get some nice shots to put up on Facebook and Tumblr anyway.

BATMAN: Whaddaya mean you don't have the ability to deliever these photos the day after? "Not digital?!"

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

BATMAN: Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason?

 

[Panthro]

"The Xenomorph Queen" is now my new favourite name of Bat's new vehicle in TKDR.

Thanks.

All this stuff's great guys.

 

[Panthro]

Bruce & Black's reactions to seeing Marvel's the Avengers.

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

Batman: "CONFOUND IT! THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

BALE: I can´t do this, Chris! She´s giving me nothing! It´s like I´m in love with my b***y niece!

CHRIS: Don´t sweat it, we´re gonna dump the b**** by the next movie. She can get back to sacrificing chinchillas for Lord Xenu or whatever it is those weirdos do...

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Knock knock.

BATMAN: Who´s there?

SUPERMAN: Superman.

BATMAN: Superman who?

SUPERMAN: See, that´s what´s gonna happen if the estate of Siegel and Schuster wins the copyright lawsuit!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Bane´s threat? Box office competition? All I needed was a couple fake text messages to kill two birds with one stone...

SPIDEY: Aw, crap.

 

[kvz5]

 

[MiniBond]

"I know what you're thinking...."

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF.

Batman: "CONFOUND IT! THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD!!!"

Hehehehehehe

 

[serendipity]

NOLAN: The new vehicle is very aero-dynamic, it has --
BALE: Da **** is that giant lobster doing on set?

 

[Panthro]

Bruce's reaction to seeing the Avengers a 2nd time.

 

[kvz5]

Talia: I'm Talia Al Ghul and you killed my father! Prepare to die!

Bruce: Wanna go to my house and make out?

*10 minutes later*

 

[Panthro]

Talia: I'm Talia Al Ghul and you killed my father! Prepare to die!

Bruce: Wanna go to my house and make out?

*10 minutes later*

Hehehehehe

 

[Just_Human]

" I've got to get me one of those "

 

[AnneFan]

Bruce: Wanna go to my house and make out?

*10 minutes later*

I remember this being discussed.

 

[kvz5]

I remember this being discussed.

Should've added the 9 months later but I can't find a pregnant picture of Marion.