The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

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  1. Dark Sentinel

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    Nolan: Dude, it's fine! I'm killing her off in the sequel, just chill, will you?
     
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  2. Panthro

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha

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    NOLAN: "Don't worry, we're selling her to Tom Cruise so we can get a better actress in the sequel!"
     
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    NOLAN: And for this next scene.. Hey man, are you really paying attention?

    BALE: Sorry, I'm bit unfocused now 'cause someone IS F****NG WITH MY CAPE!

    HOLMES: That's it, no more of this insanity. No more Bat-films for me, thank you.
     
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  4. ultimatefan

    ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Great stuff guys.

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    LARRY KING: Mister Nolan, you´ve achieved a status that´s nearly unparalleled by contemporary filmmakers. What do you attribute this success to?

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    NOLAN: See, I´m english-american. The perfect combination of sophisticated, elegant, badass, and damn sexy!
     
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  5. hellblazer103

    hellblazer103 Nasty Piece of Work

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  6. ultimatefan

    ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    hehehehehe
     
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  7. Patty

    Patty this is an OUTRAGE!

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    Nolan: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!
     
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    LMAO!!! :woot:
     
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  10. EliteF50

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    Haha! :funny:
     
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    Hi, I'm Christopher Nolan. Many of you have seen my films such as Memento, Insomnia, The Prestige, Inception and of course, the Dark Knight Trilogy. And many of you no doubt are aware of the success I've had with these films. So what, do you ask, is my secret? The answer is simple, my friends: I'm Christopher ****ing Nolan. *sings* & I'm a cool ****ing guuuuyyyyy....the coolest motha****er aliiiiiiivvvveee!!! Yeah a cool ****ing guuuuyyyyy...the coolest motha****er aliiiiiiivvvveee....

    Thank you for your time. Enjoy The Dark Knight Rises
     
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  12. Panthro

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    Great stuff guys.
     
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  13. Patty

    Patty this is an OUTRAGE!

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    YOU'RE NOT KATIE HOLMES! IMPOSTOR! DOPPLEGANGER! I'll f**king CUT YOU!
     
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  14. Patty

    Patty this is an OUTRAGE!

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    I'll blow gotham sky high!
    *CLICK*
    .....
    *CLICK*
    wait a second...
    *CLICK*
    wait wait wait...
    *CLICK*
    ....



    ...


    DAMN IT! PAVEL F**KED ME!!!



    ...Kinda wish I would've tested this out before I killed him...
     
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  15. Patty

    Patty this is an OUTRAGE!

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    Ok, I think I got it...
    *CLICK*


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    (This is Bane's House.)








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    GOD DAMMIT!
    PAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!


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    Hello Bane, I am recording this message from heaven. I blew up your HOUSE, A** HOLE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    That son of a *****... I loved that house.

    *sniffle*

    I loved it.

    *cries*

    He ruined my life. Pavel ruined my LIFE.
     
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  16. Patty

    Patty this is an OUTRAGE!

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    As I said earlier sir, your policy doesnt cover intentional explosions.

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    Yea but Im looking at the policy number right here. I spent an extra fifty large a MONTH to have my house covered under the supervillainy plan.

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    Yes, but sir that was last year. You've let your supervillainy clause expire back in May.

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    It didnt lapse! I'm looking right at my policy paperwork and the house explosion due to supervillainy doesnt expire until NOVEMBER!!!

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    Yes but look at the date, sir. November of 2011, this is 2012.

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    *Stares at policy for a few minutes*

    F**K! S**T! PAVEL!!!

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    Oh right, Pavel... you are covered on a doctor Phineas Pavel's house explosion plan... let me just pull that u- OH. The computer says that Dr. Pavel has passed recently, and unfortunately his policy would no longer be available for you. Well, best of luck and thanks for calling state farm, have a great day!

    *CLICK*

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    *Rips up policy and throws it into the air*
    DAMMIT!!! What am I gonna do about my HOOOOOUUUUSSSEEE?!?!?!?

    ...


    ...


    ...

    *Bane sitting alone in a s**tty motel 6 bed*


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    LOL, his first name was Phineas. What a *****e.
     
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    Batman: I do solemnly swear that I am about to beat the **** out of this imposter.
     
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  18. ultimatefan

    ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Great stuff especially the policy one!
     
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  19. ultimatefan

    ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    W-why don´t you just kill me?

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    Your punishment must be more severe. Pretty much all your assets will be blocked due to the shady accounting you used to justify your expenses in Batman gadgets, cars, pods, weird flying lobster, etc. So you´ll have to live like an average american in the current economy.

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    You f***ing merciless a**hole!!
     
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  20. Patty

    Patty this is an OUTRAGE!

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    Thank you! I love making these and I wanted that really long 3 part one to be my opus. :oldrazz: :D
     
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  21. Panthro

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    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
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  22. herolee10

    herolee10 No More Miracles

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    *Christopher Nolan is not pleased with spoilers for his film having made their way to SHH's threads*
     
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    They just realized that a website that have been promoting and marketing this premier (host, red carpet, ..etc) just gave it a negative review to this film : (SKY MOVIES HD :lmao: )

    Morgan : WTF?
    Anne: YUCK !
    Bale: what did they say about me?
    Marion: :whatever:
    Hardy: those back stabbers , Nolan gonna be pissed!
     
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  24. Alvin Draper

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    lol at Anne's face in that photo...
     
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    Nolan: Trust me, Christian, I've already called the Scientologists. They've assured me she'll be out of the way until the other two films are finished.
     
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