The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

[Snow Queen]

You're a torturer.

Yes, but not of your body, of your soul. Tell me, Mr. Wayne, have you read 50 Shades of Grey before?

 

[Rodrigo90]

That's cruel

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Look I know a lot of people are upset about Young Justice getting cancelled but just because I'm DC's biggest cash cow that doesn't mean I have the power to bring it back!"
BANE: "You'd try to get it back if you really cared about the fans!"

 

[Rodrigo90]

WHERE IS BIEBERRRRRR!!!!?

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Weeeeeeelllllllllllllllllll.... you know you make me wanna SHOUT! Kick me heels back and SHOUT! Throw my hands up and SHOUT! Come on now! Don't forget to say you will! Don't forget to say yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah! Come on now!"

 

[Just_Human]

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Madness? This... Is... Sparta!!!"
BANE: "It sounded a lot better when Gerard Butler said it."
BATMAN: "Shut up!"

 

[ques]

cruel

 

[Panthro]

Very

BRUCE: "Who's... there..."

SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, me and my pal Harvey are here to wish you a Happy Easter!"

BRUCE: "Go away, Clark. I learned the hard way never to trust anyone or anything named Harvey."

 

[Panthro]

CATWOMAN: "I never told you how much I enjoyed your voice work in the English language dub of Howl's Moving Castle."
BATMAN: "And you'll never have to."

 

[Just_Human]

cat : " I would like to borrow it "
Bat : " what for ? "
Cat : " ... spelunking "

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "It's not that I don't love you
You know how much I do
And it's not that I've found someone
To take the place of you
It's just a fear that builds within me
Everytime you touch my hand
And a dread that shakes my body
That even I don't understand
So I'm leaving
This time I'm playing it smart
I'm gonna walk away from love
Before love breaks my heart

Oh, you're clinging to me tighter
Than you ever have before
I don't understand it
But I know it's gonna take everything I've got
To keep walking out the door
But those arms you've got around me
Will let me go someday
And I'd rather leave you holding on
Than pushing me away
So I'm leaving, yes I am
This time I'm playing it smart
I'm gonna walk away from love
Before love breaks my heart..."

 

[Rodrigo90]

Catwoman: Wait...I need to tell you something. I'm pregnant with your baby.
Batman: Ah....Tell you what. Change of plan. Instead of us going to Florence together, you go first and I'll catch up later.....

 

[Panthro]

Catwoman: Wait...I need to tell you something. I'm pregnant with your baby.
Batman: Ah....Tell you what. Change of plan. Instead of us going to Florence together, you go first and I'll catch up later.....

Father of the year ladies & gentlemen...

CATWOMAN: "I'll understand if you say you don't like Les Miserables."
BATMAN: "The one with Ra's Al Guhl and Captain Barbossa or the one with you, Wolverine, Gladiator guy and the girl from Mamma Mia?"

 

[Rodrigo90]

The other LM was on the other day lol

 

[kvz5]

Lois: Clark, it's not what you think!
Bruce: Selina... We are just going undercover. Really.

 

[Rodrigo90]

I knew something was going on between those two

 

[BatmanGoesToRio]

"HAHAHA. Hey Bats, you thought I was sitting in Arkham, weren't you? Well, cheers pal!"

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: "Don't worry Lois, I've got Kryptonite if Clark catches us."

 

[Just_Human]

Bruce Wayne to Alfred: “I’ve Never Understood a Goddamned Word You’ve Said”

Long-simmering tensions between Bruce Wayne and his butler Alfred boiled over Tuesday after the billionaire playboy claimed to have "never understood a goddamned word [Alfred] has ever said," an inside source reports.

“I kept Alfred after my parents died because my father said he was an endless source of wisdom,” Wayne said. “But it’s like talking to a toothless Eliza Doolittle.”

“One time I was having some trouble with this guy at work,” Wayne continued. “And Alfred tells me this long, unintelligible story that ends with something like, “Summen juslike to wotch da world burn.”

“What the **** am I supposed to do with that? Goddamn Bane is easier to comprehend, and I think he’s talking around a ball gag.”

When contacted about the incident Alfred responded saying, “Broos Wain is da bluddy batmen.” Though it is unclear what was meant by the remark.

 

[Rodrigo90]

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Hey girl, I'm waitin' on ya, I'm waitin' on ya
Come on and let me sneak you out
And have a celebration, a celebration
The music up, the window's down

Yeah, we'll be doing what we do
Just pretending that we're cool
And we know it too
Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do
Just pretending that we're cool
So tonight

Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun
I know we only met but let's pretend it's love
And never, never, never stop for anyone
Tonight let's get some
And live while we're young
Woahhh oh oh oh
Woahhhh oh oh oh
And live while we're young
Woahhh oh oh oh
Tonight let's get some

And live while we're young..."

 

[kvz5]

Bruce Wayne to Alfred: “I’ve Never Understood a Goddamned Word You’ve Said”

Best post of the week.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII've been kissed by a rose on the grave..."

 

[Rodrigo90]

Now sing Fly Like An Eagle...or Bat