The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I sure hope Gordon and the boys can keep Bane busy while I finish my coffee..."

 

[Chrisbarnes182]

Selina: So relax you shoulders, take a deep breath and pull the Trigger. Like This.
Guy: My gosh you smell good.
Selina: Will you concentrate

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

SCHUMACHER: W-why don´t you just... kill me?

BANE: When every copy of Batman & Robin is ashes, you´ll have my permission to die.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

SCHUMACHER: W-why don´t you just... kill me?

BANE: When every copy of Batman & Robin is ashes, you´ll have my permission to die.

Hehehehe, poor Joel...

JOEL SCHUMACHER: "Oh come on, you got better Batman movies from Nolan, can't you leave me alone now?!"

BANE: "No."

JOEL: "A--hole..."

 

[KalMart]

...and he's a Mormon.

 

[KalMart]

BATMAN: "I sure hope Gordon and the boys can keep Bane busy while I finish my coffee..."

Gordon: Hey look.......Kardashian's available.

 

[Mob1423]

Bane: OH S**T, HE'S BACK!!! WHO DID I GIVE THE TRIGGER TO?!?!

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: You´re one ugly motherf***er.

 

[ultimatefan]

BANE: When that condom is on, you´ll have my permission to f***.

 

[antovolk]

This meme has been done before, I know, but this is kinda that but the other way round...if you know what I mean.

Spoiler

 

[Greens]

"Tom Hardy lookalike" got me for some reason.

 

[Panthro]

Gordon: Hey look.......Kardashian's available.

Nice follow up.

All this stuff is great.

 

[John Locke]

Bane: Big man in a suit of armor take that away and what are you?

Bruce: A rock climber.

 

[Panthro]

Love the Avengers gag.

BANE: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

BRUCE: ""

 

[KalMart]

Bane: Dude....little help?

Wayne: What're you talking about...?

Bane: ....T-P...gone......you're sleeve...

Wayne: Wh....aawwww....!!!

 

[KalMart]

..cont'd....

Bane: ...it puts the lotion in the basket.....

Wayne: ...god, just kill me, please...!

 

[the dmg]

Bruce: Why didn't you just kill me?

Bane: You don't fear death. You welcome it.

Bruce: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

BANE: "So you were in Newsies?"

WAYNE: "That... film... does... not... EXIST...!!!"

 

[Chrisbarnes182]

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Batman: Hey does my bum look big in this suit.

Bane:Yeah about this big...... WIDE LOAD... You should be called Fat-Man

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around. I just read an interview with the author of Bale´s neo biography who says Newsies was actually crucial for Bale´s career. Which is a scary as hell thought.

BANE: Bruce, I am your father.

BRUCE: N-no, that´s imp... Oh for crying out loud, are we doing this?! Really?! Another f****ing parody of the "Luke, I am your father" scene from Empire?! Are we that hard up for ideas?! Hasn´t every nickel-and-dime movie and TV comedy done that a bazillion times already?!

BANE: C´mon, man, don´t be such a party pooper. It´s a great scene...

BRUCE: It´s an awesome, amazing scene, it´s one of my favorite scenes ever! It´s why it pisses me off to no end that´s it being hammered down to death, cuz it almost makes me hate the scene!! Like, if I see Taxi Driver now, when De Niro says "are you talking to me?" I feel like punching him in the balls!! Well, for that and the last, like, ten movies he´s in...

 

[Oscorp]

I'm sorry but I just have to:

ben: hello im ben

 

[Oscorp]

OR

ben: hello im ben

bat man: ??? r u from south america or something?

 

[Mob1423]

I'm sorry but I just have to:

ben: hello im ben

THAT WILL NEVER GET OLD!

 

[KalMart]

I'm still amazed he was able to spell south america.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, gotta love the Ben thing.

BANE: Dammit, I risked my life for Talie, ruined my face and my health for her, and she friendzoned me for life! You betrayed her father and his cause, left him for dead in that crashing train, and she slept with you! Ain´t it always like that, the nice guys are always the friends/big brothers and the chicks go for the bad boys...

BRUCE: Meaning you are the nice guy? You´re a steroid abuser, tatooed, motorcycle-riding bully who snaps people´s backs and necks like they´re toothpicks all the time, installed a half-anarchist, half-fascist regime in Gotham and almost blew up the whole goddamn city!!

BANE: You´re missing the point!! Would it have killed that b**** to be friends with benefits?! An yearly Christmas party hanky panky would be fine!! F***, I´d settle for a Webcam show!!