The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises caption thread

[Dark Sentinel]

^^^clevvah haha. nicely done sir, as always

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks,we try!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: I´m very happy that you´re mentoring my franchise´s reboot, Mr. Nolan! But are you sure you won´t be too focused on Batman to give my films the attention they need?

NOLAN: Such a simple yet powerful image: Dark and mysterious, yet majestic and beautiful, a beacon, an icon, pure visual poet... Huh sorry, what were you saying?

SUPERMAN: Huh, nevermind.*****ebag.

 

[Panthro]

Two Face: So all the batfans are coming up with insane plot synopsises and demanding that as many of us as possible be shoehorned into the 3rd film.
Ivy: But Harvey, didn't Nolan kill you off?
Penguin: Not to mention the actor that played the Joker died.
Joker: Well hey if i have to have an actor, why not have it be multiple choice? Besides, we're such a good rogues gallery, what could possibly go wrong with fitting in as many characters as possible?

Venom: Whats up guys? Long time no see.

Joker: On second thought, lets hope thats not "part of the plan."

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CATWOMAN:What do you think of this look for me to appear in your next movie?

BATMAN: Not bad. very sexy. But for a movie, it needs to look more practical and realistic.

CATWOMAN: How about this?

BATMAN: Much better. But I still would like to see something live-action...

CATWOMAN: You mean like THIS?

SUPERMAN: WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE?!

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: For the last f***ing time, Aaron! You won´t be in the third movie!
AARON: C´mon, they can come up with some excuse to bring me back! They do that in the comic books all the time!
BATMAN: Indeed they do. Which is why most comic books these days suck.

 

[Panthro]

CATWOMAN: "Demand realism all you want, but this was still my hottest look and you know it fan boys!"

 

[Avengers-Report]

CATWOMAN:What do you think of this look for me to appear in your next movie?

BATMAN: Not bad. very sexy. But for a movie, it needs to look more practical and realistic.

CATWOMAN: How about this?

BATMAN: Much better. But I still would like to see something live-action...

CATWOMAN: You mean like THIS?

SUPERMAN: WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE?!

Bahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Indeed that was a damn hot look, Selina...

 

[Mr. Earle]

CATWOMAN: "Demand realism all you want, but this was still my hottest look and you know it fan boys!"

Yep, i agree with that.

 

[Panthro]

Yep, i agree with that.

Thank you.

 

[ultimatefan]

TONY: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome the mastermind of the new Batman franchise, Mr. Chris Nolan!

NOLAN: Before anything else, I´d like to make clear that the rumors about Miley Cirus playing Barbara Gordon/Batgirl are complete and utter BS.

TONY: YEESS!!!

 

[Panthro]

TONY: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome the mastermind of the new Batman franchise, Mr. Chris Nolan!

NOLAN: Before anything else, I´d like to make clear that the rumors about Miley Cirus playing Barbara Gordon/Batgirl are complete and utter BS.

TONY: YEESS!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

SANDLER: C´mon, Nolan, let me play The Riddler in your next Batman movie, I can do an even better Frank Gorshin impression than Jim Carrey did!

NOLAN: Sorry Adam, but we´re going a different direction with Riddler. He´s actually supposed to be this cold-hearted intellectual...

SANDLER: Hey I can play an intellectual type, check this out!

NOLAN: Yeeah, isn´t that nice... Security!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: WHO DID THIS?!

OSAMAGUIRE: Death to America!! Death to infidels!! Death to superhero franchises that´re thriving while mine is getting rebooted and I´m kicked out!!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF

NOLAN: "Inside every filmmakers' heart is a struggle between good and evil. And good does not always triumph."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Indeed good does not always win, Nolan...

 

[ultimatefan]

AARON: Please, I need to be in the sequel!! Do you want me to end up doing The Core 2: Straight to Hell and DVD?

 

[Alonsovich]

BATMAN: Am I going to walk around and rip your ------- lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the ---- are you walking right through? Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the background. What the ---- is it with you? What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about, hey, it's ------- distracting having somebody walking up behind Selina in the middle of the ------- scene? Give me a ------- answer! What don't you get about it?

 

[ultimatefan]

Heheheehehehe, nice!

 

[Panthro]

AARON: Please, I need to be in the sequel!! Do you want me to end up doing The Core 2: Straight to Hell and DVD?

Yours was funny too Al (may I call you Al?)

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: "To be... or not to be... that is the question..."

 

[Alonsovich]

Yours was funny too Al (may I call you Al?)

Thanks... sure...

 

[ultimatefan]

HARVEY: Wait, what if I come up and say, "the rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated"?
BATMAN: Hell no.
HARVEY: And what if they say, "you were supposed to be dead!", and I say, "Sorry to disappoint"?
BATMAN: I did that in the first one.
HARVEY: Or someone says "Jesus Dent, I thought you were dead", and I say, "half"?
BATMAN: You did that in the second one.
HARVEY: Wait, I got it, I got it, I got it! You glide with your cape around the Earth so fast that it makes time reverse till Rachel never dies and I never become Two-Face to begin with!
BATMAN: Okay, now you´re just asking to get your ass kicked...

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Did you see, the guys who resurrected your franchise and took it to new heights are working on my new films! They promise to bring in Brainiac, borrow from the John Byrne era, and make it fun!
BATMAN: Who cares, if it´s not an origin story it will suck.

SUPERMAN: He deserved it.
WONDER WOMAN: Totally.