The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises caption thread

[Alonsovich]

BRUCE: Are you talking to me?

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

CLOONEY: Hey, Mr. Nolan, how about give me a cameo in your next Batman movie? I know my career is doing great now, but that one disaster that was Batman & Robin still haunts me...

KEATON: You? What about me, I played the first serious Batman! Plus, you know what was my biggest movie in the last ten years? F***ing White Noise!

KILMER: You wanna talk about career going bad? I mean, look at me!

NOLAN: Sorry guys, but I want to keep my Batman movies as distant from the old franchise as possible, so no cameos.

KILMER:You know what, it doesn´t matter, cuz you know what I got? I got viiisions insiiiide the gooooold miiiiineeee...

KEATON: Dammit Nolan, see what you did, he´s thinking he´s Jim Morrison again!

KILMER: I AM THE LIZARD KING!!!

 

[Panthro]

Good Lord Val, what the Hell happened to you son?

Still, funny caption.

 

[ultimatefan]

It is quite the sad sight. And thanks.

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: Who the f*** cast William Baldwin to voice me in Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths?! That guy wasn´t good enough even to look horny f***ing Sharon Stone in the butt when she still was hot, dammit!

 

[CASTER]

GOOD LUCK MARK WEBB??? Lmao, that guys gonna destroy the Spidey franchise with his ULTIMATE loving ways, just wait for ULTRA GOBLIN! : P

SPIDER-MAN 4 (Kraven & Lizard all the way!!!)

Can't wait for BATS 3, hopefully we'll have DEADSHOT and maybe also DEATHSTROKE hunting down a BATS on the run, with BLACK MASK or RIDDLER in the back ground pulling the strings!!

 

[CASTER]

Oops, double post, hey who's up for CRISPIN GLOVER as THE JOKER in a ARKHAM movie???

 

[ultimatefan]

GOOD LUCK MARK WEBB??? Lmao, that guys gonna destroy the Spidey franchise with his ULTIMATE loving ways, just wait for ULTRA GOBLIN! : P

SPIDER-MAN 4 (Kraven & Lizard all the way!!!)

Can't wait for BATS 3, hopefully we'll have DEADSHOT and maybe also DEATHSTROKE hunting down a BATS on the run, with BLACK MASK or RIDDLER in the back ground pulling the strings!!

Dude this a caption thread and a Batman board, there´s a whole thread to debate the Spidey reboot on the Spider-Man boards. This board has threads to discuss Batman 3 as well.

 

[COMPO]

maybe that was the caption? there just wasn't a picture.

 

[ultimatefan]

maybe that was the caption? there just wasn't a picture.

Even so it´s still off-topic.

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: Who the f*** cast William Baldwin to voice me in Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths?! That guy wasn´t good enough even to look horny f***ing Sharon Stone in the butt when she still was hot, dammit!

Jeremy Sisto, Ron Perlman or Miguel Ferrer probably would have done better. Don't forget Michael Ironside.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to grab some booty tonight!

Catwoman: I think I just got in the heat...

Oracle: I´´let you tie me up to the chair...

Huntress: I´ve been a bad girl, punish me...

Talia: Just bring protection, the last thing the world needs is another Damien...

lois: Damn, I haven´t been touched by a successful superhero in decades...

Superman: Hey I got Nolan too now! Give me a couple years of patience, will ya?!

lois: Yeah yeah, I remember when you said the exact same thing about Bryan Singer...

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to grab some booty tonight!

Catwoman: I think I just got in the heat...

Oracle: I´´let you tie me up to the chair...

Huntress: I´ve been a bad girl, punish me...

Talia: Just bring protection, the last thing the world needs is another Damien...

lois: Damn, I haven´t been touched by a successful superhero in decades...

Superman: Hey I got Nolan too now! Give me a couple years of patience, will ya?!

lois: Yeah yeah, I remember when you said the exact same thing about Bryan Singer...

Bwahahahahaha

Man, Lois doesn't look so hot lately, does she?

 

[Mob1423]

Apes: "NO NO NO! No matter how many times you send Batman, we will not let you remake Planet of the Apes Nolan!"

 

[Panthro]

Apes: "NO NO NO! No matter how many times you send Batman, we will not let you remake Planet of the Apes Nolan!"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Man I haven't seen that gangster apes picture in ages...

BATMAN: "If loving you is wrong, then I don't want to be right."

BLONDE DCAU CATWOMAN: "With a body like this, who cares that I have blonde hair instead of the comics traditional black hair?"

WONDER WOMAN: "Oh Brucey..."
BATMAN: "Damn woman I just gave you sweet lovin' 5 minutes ago! You tryin' to kill me!?"

WONDER WOMAN: "Oh Bruce..."
BATMAN: "Oh not tonight Diana I have a headache."

BATMAN: "Damn it Diana, don't you know I have a restraining order against you?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Your mouth says no but your opaque lenses say yes."
BATMAN [under his breath]: "God I have had it with this woman and her long delayed descent into adolescent fixations... where's Clark when I need him?"

BATMAN: "Whoa, my eyes are missing. Now I know how Clark feels..."

BATMAN: "Damn, you weren't lying when you said you liked it rough..."
WONDER WOMAN: "Clark always liked it rough."
BATMAN: "I'm not Clark!"
WONDER WOMAN: "I noticed. You're not as well endowed for one thing."
BATMAN: "Hey!"

BATMAN: "What do you mean Clark's better endowed than me?!"
WONDER WOMAN: "Not all men are created equal Bruce."

JOKER: "I Am The Ultimate Bad Ass!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff Panthro, love the gangster apes too.

NOLAN: I WILL NOT make a Superman/Batman crossover, OR build up for a Justice League movie! I will tell coherent separate Superman and Batman stories with a beginning, a middle and an end, because that´s my vision and my desire!

WB EXECS: YES, MASTER!!

 

[COMPO]

Wonder Woman: Where did you learn those moves?
Batman: I travelled the world, do you really think I just learned martial arts.

 

[COMPO]

JOKER: Yes.... I look like something off Thunderbirds get over it...

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff Panthro, love the gangster apes too.

NOLAN: I WILL NOT make a Superman/Batman crossover, OR build up for a Justice League movie! I will tell coherent separate Superman and Batman stories with a beginning, a middle and an end, because that´s my vision and my desire!

WB EXECS: YES, MASTER!!

Your gags were funny too COMPO.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the "moves" one!

 

[ultimatefan]

NOLAN: Sorry Mr. Freeze,but you´re not realistic enough for my vision of Batman´s universe.

FREEZE: What is DAT supposed to mean, you gurly man?!

 

[COMPO]

NOLAN: Sorry Mr. Freeze,but you´re not realistic enough for my vision of Batman´s universe.

Freeze: I'm sure there's someway... we can *** to some arrangement

Nolan: Give me the slippers and you can be in Batman 4.

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: Sorry Mr. Freeze,but you´re not realistic enough for my vision of Batman´s universe.

Freeze: I'm sure there's someway... we can *** to some arrangement

Nolan: Give me the slippers and you can be in Batman 4.