The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread

[KalMart]

Kudos to KalMart I had to modify it due to my 10 image limit.

Nicely done!

 

[ultimatefan]

PEDESTRIAN 1: Look! Up in the sky!

PEDESTRIAN 2: It´s a bird!

PEDESTRIAN 3: It´s a plane!

PEDESTRIAN 4: It´s a corporate marketing logo!

 

[Panthro]

PEDESTRIAN 1: Look! Up in the sky!

PEDESTRIAN 2: It´s a bird!

PEDESTRIAN 3: It´s a plane!

PEDESTRIAN 4: It´s a corporate marketing logo!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Can it be killing/killy time now?"

 

[Doctor Who]

*right clicks, and saves*

 

[Doctor Who]

It's been awhile, but now since we've got the heads up on Bane now, I figured I would bump a few of my captions and a couple others I made the other day; use them well.

Spoiler

 

[ultimatefan]

BALE:...And I said "nah, the fanboys will have no problem waiting till next week for the official teaser trailer, they´re pretty patient..."

 

[ultimatefan]

GREEN LANTERN: How can that be? A bootleg minute and a half teaser trailer of your movie with barely any new footage gets more hype and escitement than my whole godamn movie!!

BATMAN: I KNOW, RIGHT?!

GREEN LANTERN: Okay, you asked for this!

 

[ultimatefan]

Hey, it looks like the marketing department is ready to sell the movie in China...

 

[Panthro]

GREEN LANTERN: How can that be? A bootleg minute and a half teaser trailer of your movie with barely any new footage gets more hype and escitement than my whole godamn movie!!

BATMAN: I KNOW, RIGHT?!

GREEN LANTERN: Okay, you asked for this!

Bwahahahahahahaha

The rice one was funny too.

 

[ThePhantasm]

BALE:...And I said "nah, the fanboys will have no problem waiting till next week for the official teaser trailer, they´re pretty patient..."

Rarely do I laugh at something in this thread but this struck my funny bone. t:

 

[fire_rising]

Alfred: "A long time ago, my friends and I were moderating a topic on the SuperHeroHype forums regarding the Dark Knight Rises teaser. The members were speculating as to what would be in it. Some new footage perhaps? Some old? All up to opinion. So we came back a few days later and saw that the teaser had been posted bootleg on Youtube. But in just a short amount of time, the video had been blocked. By Warner Brothers."

Bruce: "Why block it?"

Alfred: "Because Warner Brothers thought it was good sport. Because some companies aren't looking for anything logical, like increased viewership. They can't be called, e-mailed, or faxed. Some companies just want to watch fanboys have to see Harry Potter."

 

[mackblack01]

Alfred: "A long time ago, my friends and I were moderating a topic on the SuperHeroHype forums regarding the Dark Knight Rises teaser. The members were speculating as to what would be in it. Some new footage perhaps? Some old? All up to opinion. So we came back a few days later and saw that the teaser had been posted bootleg on Youtube. But in just a short amount of time, the video had been blocked. By Warner Brothers."

Bruce: "Why block it?"

Alfred: "Because Warner Brothers thought it was good sport. Because some companies aren't looking for anything logical, like increased viewership. They can't be called, e-mailed, or faxed. Some companies just want to watch fanboys have to see Harry Potter."

 

[BatmanBeyond]

Alfred: "A long time ago, my friends and I were moderating a topic on the SuperHeroHype forums regarding the Dark Knight Rises teaser. The members were speculating as to what would be in it. Some new footage perhaps? Some old? All up to opinion. So we came back a few days later and saw that the teaser had been posted bootleg on Youtube. But in just a short amount of time, the video had been blocked. By Warner Brothers."

Bruce: "Why block it?"

Alfred: "Because Warner Brothers thought it was good sport. Because some companies aren't looking for anything logical, like increased viewership. They can't be called, e-mailed, or faxed. Some companies just want to watch fanboys have to see Harry Potter."

t:

 

[Stelze]

"Woah he just stole that woman's pizza!!"

"Om nom nom..."

 

[Blue Sugar]

Love this thread, some of these captions are hilarious!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Phantasm. The Alfred and pizza ones are awesome.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

PEDESTRIAN 1: Look! Up in the sky!

PEDESTRIAN 2: It´s a bird!

PEDESTRIAN 3: It´s a plane!

PEDESTRIAN 4: It´s a corporate marketing logo!

Good one

It's been awhile, but now since we've got the heads up on Bane now, I figured I would bump a few of my captions and a couple others I made the other day; use them well.

Spoiler

Ben?

 

[JackN]

BATMAN: Aw Fudge

 

[Spider-Aziz]

BATMAN: Aw Fudge

I finally saw the teaser, and I believe
No hose is better than all hoses

 

[Gold Samurai]

Batman- I should have stayed home tonight.

Gordon- You're not Harry Potter.

 

[kvz5]

Batman: I'm sorry... I'm sorry I called you fat! You're just big boned! Really! Sorry!

 

[BatmanBeyond]

Batman: I'm sorry... I'm sorry I called you fat! You're just big boned! Really! Sorry!

 

[EliteF50]

Haha, nice one, KVZ!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

GUY ON STREET #1: "Hey look! The teaser poster for The Dark Knight Rises!"
GUY ON STREET #2: "Are you sure?"
GUY ON STREET #1: "What do you mean? It's the friggin' Bat-emblem man!"
GUY ON STREET #2: "I don't know, that doesn't look very Bat-like to me."
GUY ON STREET #1: "What are you blind?! Look at the outline man!"