The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Which one of my enemies sent you?

BANE: Actually, it was the Justice League. They all think you´re a major league a**hole. Their exact words were, "you´ll break him, but in fact you´ll fix him cuz his head is stuck way deep up his ass anyway..."

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Yours was funny too elgaz.

 

[The Navigator]

BATMAN: Which one of my enemies sent you?

BANE: Actually, it was the Justice League. They all think you´re a major league a**hole. Their exact words were, "you´ll break him, but in fact you´ll fix him cuz his head is stuck way deep up his ass anyway..."

LMAO. Superb, ult.

BATMAN: Okay, there's no way I'm gonna win this...what's your price?
BANE: I cannot be bought. I must break you.
BATMAN: Come on, don't make me bust out the bat-credit card!
BANE: You'd sink that low?
BATMAN: If I'm going down, I'm taking this whole franchise with me!
BANE: Okay, but--Hey, HEY! Keep the hands away from the nipples!

 

[Panthro]

JOEL SCHUMACHER: "Kill me. Someone just kill me, kill me right now."

 

[Ock]

"Do you think i'm wearing enough black?
I don't."

 

[mackblack01]

"Does it come in black?"

 

[Ock]

not mine i just found it

 

[Panthro]

"I'm Christian Bale and I approve this message."

 

[Ock]

There will be no Riddler.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART NOLAN!!!

 

[Panthro]

There will be no Riddler.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART NOLAN!!!

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[--Zero-Ethic--]

Batman: "Damn it bro I'm done with the hot tub!"

Bane: "Get back in."

Batman: "Dude No!"

Bane: "Y u no like tubby!?"

While reading this I glanced at the gif and seen the steam and I lol'd so hard dude lol

 

[The Navigator]

Thank you for joining us in the latest installment of Giant, Over-Sized Trivial Pursuit--ooh, looks like Christian Bale's moving to 'Famous, Distracting Light-Adjusters On A Movie Set,' this will not go smoothly.

 

[ultimatefan]

BALE: I´d like to thank...

KANYE: Sorry Christian, I´m happy for you, and I´ll let you finish, but BEYONCÉ HAD ONE OF THE GREATEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!!! OF ALL TIME!!!

BALE: You know what you just did, didn´t you, kid?

KANYE: Oh my God, you´re gonna go Terminator Salvation rant on my ass, aren´t you?

BALE: You can bet your stupid f***ing amateur ass I am.

KANYE: I´m boned, aren´t I?

BALE: Yes you are.

 

[Blue Sugar]

not mine i just found it

I want to see that movie sooooo bad!

 

[BatFan88]

BANE: I´LL BREAK YOU!!

BATMAN: Sorry, the economy has done that already.

This one is brilliant.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

Great stuff guys.

BATMAN: You´re telling me there´s gonna be a Battleship movie.

SUPERMAN Yes. There´s even a trailer online.

BATMAN: A movie. Based on the board game.

SUPERMAN: Yep.

BATMAN: The one where you put little pins on a screen. That used to be played with a pencil and paper.

SUPERMAN: The one and only.

BATMAN: I mean, what´s next? The Captain Crunch movie? The Jolly Green Giant movie? The Smiley Face movie?

SUPERMAN: Shh, don´t give ideas! You never know if a studio exec is listening...

 

[imposserus]

BATMAN: I mean, what´s next? The Captain Crunch movie? The Jolly Green Giant movie? The Smiley Face movie?

SUPERMAN: Shh, don´t give ideas! You never know if a studio exec is listening...

I would not only see The Captain Crunch Movie, I would see it's inevitable 2 follow ups.

"OOPS, all beries" & "On stranger spoons"

hell, i mightt have to bang out a plot synopsis

 

[imposserus]

Bane: Would you like to know how I got this Muzzel?

or

Bane: Would you like to know how I got these braces? Hmmm...
You see my father was an orthodontist and a fiend
and one check up I have more crooked teeth then usual
he doesn't like that NOT ONE BIT
Soo me watching
he takes the wires, laughing while he does it
He turns to me and he says "WHY SO CROOKED"
He sticks the wires onto my teeth
" LET FIX THAT SMILE ON THAT FACE"
aaand "WHY SO CROOKED"

 

[BatFan88]

Batman:Hey my franchise will get rebooted again after TDKR

Superman:Again??? didnt the public get enough of you already

Batman:Nevah

Superman:Caine is that you???

 

[BatFan88]

Bane: I will break you!

Batman: You did that in the comics already

Bane: But this is for real

Batman:Noooooooo!!!! Heeeelllllllpppppp

 

[BatFan88]

Superman: I'm stronger then you!

Batman:So What?

Superman:I will break You

 

[imposserus]

 

[imposserus]

 

[ultimatefan]

great one, imposserus!

 

[imposserus]

 

[Panthro]

I would not only see The Captain Crunch Movie, I would see it's inevitable 2 follow ups.

"OOPS, all beries" & "On stranger spoons"

hell, i mightt have to bang out a plot synopsis

These other gags were funny too.