The G.I. JOE Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

DESTRO: "NOOOoOoOOOoOOoOOOOooooOOOoOOOOoOO!!!!! I wanted sex tonight! Damn you, narcolepsy!!!"

Bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

DESTRO: "Damn it! I was gonna do that voodoo that I do so well!"

 

[Rick Roll'd]

CC's mom-"Rex come eat dinner!!!"
CC-" I don't want Peas again I'm a cobra!!!Cobrassssssssss eat meat!"
CC's mom-"REX!!!!"
CC-whispers"Sssssssssshetup!"
CC's mom-"WHAT!"
CC-"Wait I'm looking at the Sienna Miller pictures"

 

[Dr. Fate]

CC: "I really need to switch to a laptop. These big ass computers are more trouble than they're worth."

 

[That-Guy]

"ANCK SU NAMUN!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

^^Hey, Mummy/Mummy Returns reference. Nice.

GUNG HO: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass!"

DUKE: "You're the Man now, Dog/Dawg..."

 

[Hotwire]

Cobra Commander: Hello, Microsoft tech support? I'm having some trouble with Vista.
Tech Support: No problem. However this is a fee-based service, and I will need you credit card information.
Cobra Commander: You guys are evil!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Cobra Commander: Hello, Microsoft tech support? I'm having some trouble with Vista.
Tech Support: No problem. However this is a fee-based service, and I will need you credit card information.
Cobra Commander: You guys are evil!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

FLINT: "You're nothin' but a General Hawk lookalike!"
DUKE: "You're beret sucks!"
FLINT: "You're going down!"
DUKE: "Take your best shot! I'm still in the movie and you're not!"

 

[Lex Luthor]

Cobra Commander: "Let's see if I can download some 3rd Rock from the Sun episodes ..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Cobra Commander: "Let's see if I can download some 3rd Rock from the Sun episodes ..."

Hehehehehehehehehehe

CC: "Superhero Hype? I wonder what that's all about..."

 

[Hotwire]

Cruising the SHH! borads one night, Cobra Commander comes across something disturbing.

First and foremost, how goofy it looks isn't a concern. Cobra Commander is a nutball despot. Guys like that in real life would be eccentric enough to wear some weird clothing.
__________________

CC: "Nutball despot" am I??? "Weird clothing??? I am so gonna blow up your house!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Cruising the SHH! borads one night, Cobra Commander comes across something disturbing.

CC: "Nutball despot" am I??? "Weird clothing??? I am so gonna blow up your house!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CC: "Give me Warp 7, Mr. Scott."

 

[Hotwire]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CC: "Give me Warp 7, Mr. Scott."

(In whiny YouTube video blog voice)
Destro: Leave Mr. Scott alone!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

(In whiny YouTube video blog voice)
Destro: Leave Mr. Scott alone!!!

Nice follow up Mal.

GUNG HO: "AK-47, when you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room, accept no substitute(s)."

 

[Hotwire]

Nice follow up Mal.

GUNG HO: "AK-47, when you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room, accept no substitute(s)."

Good quote, but that's a grenade launcher, not an AK-47. And thanks for the nod.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Good quote, but that's a grenade launcher, not an AK-47. And thanks for the nod.

D'oh!!! Let me try that again -

GUNG HO: "Grenade Launcher, when you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room, accept no substitute(s)."

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

 

[That-Guy]

"DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL, MOTHERF**KER!!!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

GUNG HO: Time to let old Painless outta the bag!"

 

[Lex Luthor]

"Hey! Where in the blue hell do you boys think you're going with those porkchop sandwiches!?!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

GUNG HO: "I Am A Weapon Of Mass Destruction!"

 

[protocida]

COBRA COMMANDER: Holly Naja! Scarlett Johanson is going to be naked on her next movie!

 

[protocida]

COBRA COMMANDER: Finally i kill that German kid on ''Unreal Tornement!'' Wonder how he feels right now...

 

[Hotwire]

CC: WTF!?!? 3:00AM?!?! Damn "Sims" is addicting!

 

[Hotwire]

Found a few new pics, so.....

Zartan: Oh yeah, Joel, they're real.

Joe in orange hardhat: Um, why do I have to stay and gruard the camp?
Flint: Cause you're ugly, lame, and totaly uncool. The rest of you, let's go.

Flint: Hello? Anyone there? MAN! That's the third time they've left while I was sleeping!

Storm Shadow: Don't fart. Don't fart. Don't fart.

 

[Dr. Fate]

FLINT: "I know that Predator is around here somewhere..."

STORM SHADOW: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"
SNAKE EYES: "???"

Nice finds Mal.

 

[Hotwire]

Snake Eyes: How the hell are sticking to the ceiling like that?
Storm Shadow: Duct tape!