The Ian McLounge

[Schlosser85]

A customer at work bought twelve enemas, and I have questions and concerns.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Save some enemas for the rest of us. Jeez.

 

[Enriquespy]

A customer at work bought twelve enemas, and I have questions and concerns.

Twelve Butts for Twelve Enemas.

Now that's a musical.

 

[flickchick85]

Reminds me of my days cleaning theaters. One time I found an open and empty package of jock straps in an auditorium. An empty package for EIGHT jock straps. I just...what did they do with all those jock straps? In a movie theater? I try not to think about it, but the question still haunts me, years later.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Reminds me of my days cleaning theaters. One time I found an open and empty package of jock straps in an auditorium. An empty package for EIGHT jock straps. I just...what did they do with all those jock straps? In a movie theater? I try not to think about it, but the question still haunts me, years later.

There's an idea here somewhere...

The Jockstrap Diaries?

The Brotherhood Of The Traveling Jockstrap?

Jockstrap Mysteries Vol. 1?

 

[Perfect Cell]

Whatever it is, it smells terrible.

 

[Reek]

Mine smells of lilac and gooseberries

 

[Reek]

Realized Carl from Billy Madison is the junkyard dude from Breaking Bad...

The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for. I agree with the 2nd part.

 

[flickchick85]

Realized Carl from Billy Madison is the junkyard dude from Breaking Bad...

The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for. I agree with the 2nd part.

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

Save some enemas for the rest of us. Jeez.

To be honest, I don’t give a s**t about enemas...

 

[Schlosser85]

Laugh while you can, Paltrow....

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Laugh while you can, Paltrow....

"What's in the booooooox?!!!"

(Looks in.)
"..."

"Is this a stone egg for a woman's vagina? That's crazy... You sell this ****? And people buy it?"

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Footage of @Reek taking care of @Roose Bolton 's pets while he's off on business:

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[Reek]

must be boring

 

[Perfect Cell]

That's too high-concept for me.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Curse you all for tearing me away from my dream harem.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Curse you all for tearing me away from my dream harem.

Don't worry... there's always a way to get back.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It had fidget spinners and gators...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Don't worry... there's always a way to get back.

Is this the origin of his Fantasy Island reboot?

 

[Roose Bolton]

Don't worry... there's always a way to get back.

...and I am willing to drop a bridge on Shatner to get back Elizabeth Bathory, Eva Braun and Cruella De Vil.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

...and I am willing to drop a bridge on Shatner to get back Elizabeth Bathory, Eva Braun and Cruella De Vil.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

So... The spiders swim in Australia, eh?

Spoiler

 

[Roose Bolton]

Ah Chang, they don’t make Soviet stand-ins like him anymore.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Ah Chang, they don’t make Soviet stand-ins like him anymore.

Does this make Gowron Putin or...?

 

[Perfect Cell]

So... The spiders swim in Australia, eh?

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That would make a really good album cover for a mid-2000s emo band. Call it "The Sinking Feeling of Infinity" or something.