The Last Crusade of Relationships

[enterthemadness]

ComicChick...ComicChick..talk about Comics, Rock music, Sports, and dat Tim Tebow. And the dates will line-up...

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

V-Day a week away.

My goal of 3 mile jog/crying is a week away.

I'm not even worried about Valentine's Day this year.

I'll probably do what I did last year - buy a dozen roses, and pass them out to the girls at school in the department.

 

[enterthemadness]

....My Mom or Sister may buy me candy...



Maybe I jog/light run til my legs give out....which is probably 4 miles.

 

[SuperMike335!!]

For V-day I am going to wake up looking forward to all the cool presents I'm gonna get. t:

 

[WillardNation]

Sexual compatibility is very important. Almost a deal breaker. But, not automatic. You should also attempt to talk to your partner and say, hey let's try this.

Or, in terms of different positions, just flip them over without telling them.

Fortunately, neither of these girls were or are "partners". The first one turned out to be a really dumb and not a nice person. So I nixed that before it got to relationship status. The second one was just a booty call for lack of a better term. We run into each other every 4-6 months or so and hook up. She tries to hint at dating me (or one time when we were both really drunk, she just straight up said "I'll only hook up with you if you date me". Spoiler: she didn't really mean it.) but I'm like, Really? When have we ever an in depth discussion about anything? You think I'm hot and like having sex with me. That is not a good enough foundation for a relationship.

Depends if the 'No' is real, or part of a domination game. (I.e. 'Take your shirt off' 'No' 'Fine, i'll do it myself' *Rips shirt off*)

Saying no to doggie is a bit odd... then again, maybe it hurts her at that angle, you never know. And i'm sure anyone who says no to dirty talk just doesn't have a clue what to say and so defensively makes you look weird for asking...

TBH, i've never talked dirty, but if a guy sprung it on me I'd give it a go

Her reasoning was, "I don't like getting ****ed like a dog." This girl had some issues. She definitely played all kinds of games and **** in the dating process. She's the kind of girl that I had to go out of my way to be a dick to her for her to be in to me. So yeah, I'm sure it was more of a dominance thing or something rather than it hurting her. I also think that because during that same time, at one point she said (blacked out for extremely graphic and personal ) [BLACKOUT]you can *finish* wherever you want. Something that really turns me on is *finishing* inside a woman and, more specifically, her saying "I want you to *finish* inside me". So, as we're going, I say "Tell me you want me to *finish* inside you." and she replies, "No. You ASK if you can *finish* inside me."[/BLACKOUT] So, yeah. I would say it's more of a her playing mind games type of thing.

Gorilla and flea?

I have kicked my bf in the head while changing positions, so it probably behooves him to tell me what he wants me to do so I can be careful about it.

Yeah, things like that will happen. Lord knows I'm not the least bit graceful so I've had my fair share of bumps and whatnot.

[BLACKOUT]I had this issue with 69, and I never understood why. The last girl I was with fine with oral sex, she did it to me, I did it to her, but when I asked about 69, she said no, I asked why, and her response was "I don't like the way I look down there". Left me confuzzled.[/BLACKOUT]

Weird. Maybe cuz when you normally go down on her, you're facing up but when you're 69ing, you're kinda looking straight in her butthole?

 

[SpideyVille]

I'm not even worried about Valentine's Day this year.

I'll probably do what I did last year - buy a dozen roses, and pass them out to the girls at school in the department.

I find it a little ironic how I'll finally have a "date", but it will only be in the show I'm in, which premieres on the night of V-Day. After the show, she's going to go home with her boyfriend and practically every one else in the cast is going home with their SO, while I'm left the odd one out.

 

[ComicChick]

Act the way you do on here. Guys will be knocking down the door to get dominated by the real life moderator.

i talk the same in real life as i do on here i think.

 

[Anita18]

For V-day I am going to wake up looking forward to all the cool presents I'm gonna get. t:

V-day is a weekday so my bf won't be here, but that only means we won't get hit with the V-day markup. In fact, I bet all the chocolate and flowers will have quite the discount by the weekend.

Weird. Maybe cuz when you normally go down on her, you're facing up but when you're 69ing, you're kinda looking straight in her butthole?

Nobody's butthole looks nice.

[BLACKOUT]But for some reason my bf REALLY REALLY likes er, putting his face in mine....I think it's odd since ya know, poop comes out of there, but I don't really mind, so why not oblige him? [/BLACKOUT]

 

[Anubis]

Heh, butt munch.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Ever been in the military?

I'm assuming the next line is something to the effect of "you see a lot of d*** in the military". No, I have not been in the military.

 

[WillardNation]

[BLACKOUT]But for some reason my bf REALLY REALLY likes er, putting his face in mine....I think it's odd since ya know, poop comes out of there, but I don't really mind, so why not oblige him? [/BLACKOUT]

I'm pretty open but that is one thing I don't do. Butt's are totally off limits.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I'm not even worried about Valentine's Day this year.

I'll probably do what I did last year - buy a dozen roses, and pass them out to the girls at school in the department.

My brain doesn't ever truly remember Valentine's Day occurs every year. I literally have never and will never care about that holiday. Is it a holiday? If I don't get out of work with pay for it, it definitely becomes an "end in y" kind of day.

 

[BrollySupersj]

Weird. Maybe cuz when you normally go down on her, you're facing up but when you're 69ing, you're kinda looking straight in her butthole?

I asked her if that was issue, and surprisingly, she said it wasn't.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I imagine I'll spend valentine's day the same way I'm spending a lot of my nights recently.

Curled up in my bed snuggled up to my ex housemate drinking wine and trying to pretend like what we are doing there is completely normal and nothing to do with the fact we both have confusing feelings for each other that we're too chicken to test out.

Her reasoning was, "I don't like getting ****ed like a dog." This girl had some issues. She definitely played all kinds of games and **** in the dating process. She's the kind of girl that I had to go out of my way to be a dick to her for her to be in to me. So yeah, I'm sure it was more of a dominance thing or something rather than it hurting her. I also think that because during that same time, at one point she said (blacked out for extremely graphic and personal ) [BLACKOUT]you can *finish* wherever you want. Something that really turns me on is *finishing* inside a woman and, more specifically, her saying "I want you to *finish* inside me". So, as we're going, I say "Tell me you want me to *finish* inside you." and she replies, "No. You ASK if you can *finish* inside me."[/BLACKOUT] So, yeah. I would say it's more of a her playing mind games type of thing.

She just sounds awful tbh... Sex with her doesn't exactly sound like it'd make you feel good about yourself.

Weird. Maybe cuz when you normally go down on her, you're facing up but when you're 69ing, you're kinda looking straight in her butthole?

Actually I'll admit that I said no to a 69 suggestion recently (well my exact words were something along the lines of 'I just really want you inside me now' ).

For me, I just don't like the idea of lying down and having something put in my face. I like giving oral sex, I just don't want the guys junk literally bearing down on me

And even if I was on top, I'd be madly self conscious about my big arse bearing down on him!

But I think that sort of thing is an easier experience when your in a loving and committed relationship, rather than just a hook up with a friend.

I haven't had any adventurous sex tbh... Because the only committed relationship I was in was with a guy who slept with me maybe once a month and refused to let me even go on top because, and I quote 'I don't wanna feel squashed down like a beached whale' (I don't even really get that, but definitely can't be taken well). He also wouldn't go down on me (because, and I quote, 'I don't go down on women, I don't like the taste of fish'... Seriously, why was I ever in love with this guy!).

The other sexual partners I've had I've been on top, over the shoulders, doggie etc. But I think a lot of things you just don't suggest until further on in a relationship, and I never really tend to get that far along

For instance, I've got a lot of curiosity about bondage, but would never ever do that unless I was completely sure of the guy.

 

[BrollySupersj]

I imagine I'll spend valentine's day the same way I'm spending a lot of my nights recently.

Curled up in my bed snuggled up to my ex housemate drinking wine and trying to pretend like what we are doing there is completely normal and nothing to do with the fact we both have confusing feelings for each other that we're too chicken to test out.

Sounds like a very unpleasant circumstance.

I'm noticing the sexual experiences talk is starting to increase. Would the MODS permit a thread to talk about this type of stuff?

 

[Lily Adler]

My sexual history is so tame that I can't brag about it. So yeah. Just a quick question, how many dates do you go on with someone before hitting the sheets?

 

[hopefuldreamer]

My sexual history is so tame that I can't brag about it. So yeah. Just a quick question, how many dates do you go on with someone before hitting the sheets?

Supposedly 3 is acceptable. Personally if I was dating a guy, i'd probably wait longer cause I just think it's better if you build up some sexual tension first and your first time with the guy is something you both really really want by the time it happens.

But I don't know much about dating

 

[BrollySupersj]

My sexual history is so tame that I can't brag about it. So yeah. Just a quick question, how many dates do you go on with someone before hitting the sheets?

I know that feel...*sigh*

I'd say, after several successful dates, no need to waste any more time.

 

[Erzengel]

My sexual history is so tame that I can't brag about it. So yeah. Just a quick question, how many dates do you go on with someone before hitting the sheets?

It shouldn't be forced, it's when it feels right.

 

[AndThePickles]

Sounds like a very unpleasant circumstance.

I'm noticing the sexual experiences talk is starting to increase. Would the MODS permit a thread to talk about this type of stuff?

As the original founder of the historic sex education thread attempt, I can 100% tell you that it isn't permitted

 

[Erzengel]

You weren't thinking about the children, ATP.

I mean the dozens and dozens of posters on here.

You should have known better.

 

[AndThePickles]

You weren't thinking about the children, ATP.

I mean the dozens and dozens of posters on here.

You should have known better.

I know, and since everyone comes to superhero forums looking for medical advice, it is irresponsible for me not to consider the hundreds of parents who would look to sue the site for potential inaccurate information given to their children

 

[BrollySupersj]

As the original founder of the historic sex education thread attempt, I can 100% tell you that it isn't permitted

Vanquished!

Guess we'll all have to keep that type of discussions in passing.

 

[Erzengel]

That's right ATP.

Now if any females here would like to discuss any type of sexual experiences or have any questions, feel free to PM me for skype and video chat options.

 

[steintym]

My sexual history is so tame that I can't brag about it. So yeah. Just a quick question, how many dates do you go on with someone before hitting the sheets?

Whenever you're both ready. That could be on the first date, after a month of dating or before you even head out for that first date.