The Last Defenders

[PhotoJones]

The artist's name is Jim Muniz. Covers are by Steve McNiven.

Is that Colossus?

 

[Harlekin]

Looks like it.

 

[PhotoJones]

That's an interesting choice.

 

[Harlekin]

Yep. Solicitations:
"THE LAST DEFENDERS #1 (of 6)
Written by JOE CASEY
Pencils by JIM MUNIZ
Cover by STEVE MCNIVEN
At long last, the team book you've been waiting for! The return of the Defenders! (no trademark infringement here!) And look who's on the team: The mutant Colossus! The sensational She-Hulk! The unpredicatable Blazing Skull! An all-new lineup led by the enigmatic Nighthawk! Injected into the heart of the modern Marvel Universe, the Defenders have been reformed to serve a specific policital purpose...but is there a greater destiny in store for this crew? It's hi-octane superheroics mainlined right into your fanboy brain!"

 

[RockSP]

Blazing Skull, huh? I thought it was Ghost Rider from that cover.

She-hulk and Colossus? I guess this team won't be losing any arm wrestling competitions...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Unless they come up against the original Defenders.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

She Hulk can **** her way through regular Hulk? (Kinky)

Same with Namor.

Surfer will be like, "Youse Gammaz is minez, *****!"

 

[PhotoJones]

She Hulk can **** her way through regular Hulk? (Kinky)

Same with Namor.

Surfer will be like, "Youse Gammaz is minez, *****!"

This entire post has left me confused.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I think Gluey's drunk.

 

[PhotoJones]

I know I am. On iced tea.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Iced tea is virtually all I drink.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I think Gluey's drunk.

You and Tropico, I swear.

If I -couldn't- drink while doing work, I'd take it far too seriously.

 

[PhotoJones]

Iced tea is virtually all I drink.

I am an addict, myself.

 

[Anubis]

You and Tropico, I swear.

If I -couldn't- drink while doing work, I'd take it far too seriously.

Well, you are French. Don't you guys have like a two drink minimum for being awake?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Drinking all day is accepted. But we obviously can't drink a LOT. Just a breakfast/dinner thing. And no, I don't drink at work. That would make the things I work with become increasingly MORE dangerous than they already might be. x.x

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, one could say the same about the angry Clap infested Pregos I deal with all day....

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

But they might not possibly be (in effect) weaponry. o.o

 

[RockSP]

Clap infested. Biological weaponry.

 

[Anubis]

Evidently you've never had a fetus thrown at you at high speeds.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I've had wrenches and power/possible shielding failures and junk. o.o

 

[Anubis]

Well, it's like that, only far more psychologically damaging. And Slimy. Definitely Slimy.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I wish people would throw fetuses at my job. That'd liven things up a bit.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Dude, you never told me what your job was.

I'm beginning to think my weighted companion box is keeping secrets. *Fires up the furnace.*

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I work at the place where Anubis' customers go if their fetuses survive and the government catches wind of them.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

The military?